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Author Topic: Space Station 13: Urist McStation  (Read 2162865 times)

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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #10350 on: September 25, 2013, 09:28:40 pm »

SECURITY LEVEL MAGENTA SECURITY LEVEL MAGENTA WE'RE FUCKING DEAD


Axl Blyant  [145.9] says, "OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL"
Alexa Moon  [145.9] says, "REALITY SHAT ITSELF AND STARTED TRYING TO EAT ITSELF WHILE MASTURBATING FURIOUSLY."
Axl Blyant  [145.9] says, "OHGODOHGODOHGODMINDBREAKERNEVERAGAIN"
OOC: RedFox47: WHO FUCKING BORKED THE COD.E
OOC: Rabidgam3r: WE'RE FUCKING DEAD
OOC: RedFox47: WHO FUCKING BORKED IT
OOC: Rabidgam3r: MAGENTA!
OOC: Jacob_Lee: THE NOISES
OOC: Rabidgam3r: ALARM LEVEL MAGENTA
OOC: Orcling: I HEAR SCREAMS OF SOMETHING
OOC: Orcling: IM SCARED
FUCKING HELL AAAAAAAAH GAME OVER MAN GAME OVER
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Even if he hadn't brought the server down in a ball of flaming, slow-mo gibbing corgis

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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #10351 on: September 25, 2013, 09:37:01 pm »

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Oh god what the hell is going on why are there hallucination screams playing constantly what has Vactor done?

Stepping on mice plays the "The emergency shuttle has docked with the station" message. Whaaaaat.

Opening lockers plays the ion storm sound file.

Firing the detective's revolver plays hallucination growls.

Fniff

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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #10352 on: September 25, 2013, 09:40:18 pm »

Nightmarish visions? The very fabric of reality becoming undone? The sane going mad, the insane becoming kings?

I am so glad I'm not playing SS13 right now

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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #10353 on: September 25, 2013, 09:41:37 pm »

THE CURSE OF HBL AND METACIDE BE UPON THEE, URIST MCSTATION.

THOU MUST MAKETH A SACRIFICE OF TWELVE ASSISTANTS TO RETURN TO YONDER GAMES.

Or just compile it correctly or something.
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #10354 on: September 25, 2013, 09:46:14 pm »

I wonder why don't we ever have an insanity station.
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #10355 on: September 25, 2013, 09:55:05 pm »

Insanity gamemode.

Backstory: You have entered a reality distortion zone. We have dispatched a rescue shuttle which should arrive in 10 minutes, but errors in space-time may result in it arriving millennia in the past or centuries after you are dead. God help you.

The gamemode would be focused on reality on the station going steadily wronger and wronger. With increasingly small intervals, a turf/object/mob is transformed or deleted. This might mean your 2D spessman might turn into the singularity, or your t-ray scanner into a mouse. The shuttle will only when the reality distortions are constant. Hopefully you survive until then.

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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #10356 on: September 25, 2013, 09:56:54 pm »

Oxygen being turned into Napalm randomly would of course be possible in this gamemode, Fniff?
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #10357 on: September 25, 2013, 10:01:10 pm »

Indeed, but probably at the "AAAAGH THE STATION IS MADE OUT OF IAN AND I JUST TURNED INTO A CROWBAR" stage rather then the "Did I just imagine that mouse disappearing, or did I just imagine it?"

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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #10358 on: September 25, 2013, 11:02:29 pm »

Server has been updated and restarted
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #10359 on: September 26, 2013, 12:44:32 am »

Ah, it's running regular /tg/...

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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #10360 on: September 26, 2013, 01:05:16 am »

Oh god ahahaha Vactor pulled a HBL.
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Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #10361 on: September 26, 2013, 08:04:32 am »

Ah, it's running regular /tg/...

yeah, you guys will have to take a look at the UMS map, as it is throwing errors when compiling.

Oh god ahahaha Vactor pulled a HBL.

HBL?
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #10362 on: September 26, 2013, 08:58:30 am »

HBL's a tg headmin. Recently this happened to one of the tg servers.
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Quote from: NW_Kohaku
they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #10363 on: September 26, 2013, 10:20:32 am »

Ah, it's running regular /tg/...

yeah, you guys will have to take a look at the UMS map, as it is throwing errors when compiling.

Just use Metastation. Neither the UMcS map or the Glloydmap are in use right now. And the UMcS map is so old, I'm going to go delete that right now.

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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #10364 on: September 26, 2013, 10:32:09 am »

Just use Metastation. Neither the UMcS map or the Glloydmap are in use right now. And the UMcS map is so old, I'm going to go delete that right now.

I made the call to go back to regular TG map, just to change it up (again) before the introduction of Glloydstation.
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