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[Jacob/Lee]

I finally played as a clown. I'm really not sure what I was expecting, but it's a surprisingly fun job. Magnifico Giganticus will stalk honk the station many times over.

[Flying Dice]

My favorite thing to do as the clown is to talk my way into access and supposed responsibility for something of moderate or better importance, spend a long time completely screwing everything up (like, say taking all of the equipment and circuit boards from the department and hiding it on the testing range/asteroid/whatever), waiting for it to be discovered and raged at, and so forth. When finally confronted about it, there is only one response: HONK.

[Iceblaster]

Spoiler: Ruskie DJ Station Chronicles (click to show/hide)

Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] exclaims, "Now send me questions!"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Because I need to find some copyrighted songs to play"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "Because I need to find some copyrighted songs to play"
Magnifico Giganticus [145.1] asks, "Do you like clowns, Vlad?"
OOC: RedFox47: Toolbelt get.
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Eeeeeeh"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "Eeeeeeh"
OOC: Jacob_Lee: Yours is the toolbelt that will grief the shitcurity.
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Depends on the Clown's get up"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "Depends on the Clown's get up"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "If it tries to kill everyone"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "If it tries to kill everyone"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "They suck"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "They suck"
Magnifico Giganticus [145.1] says, "I have a Soviet uniform and an ushanka on."
Vladmir Dimitri says, "If it gives out free sex and hugs"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "If it gives out free sex and hugs"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "It you know"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "It you know"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Badass"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "Badass"
Magnifico Giganticus [145.1] says, "..."
Magnifico Giganticus [145.1] asks, "You would bang a clown?"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Yes. Welll"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "Yes. Welll"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.1] says, "Yes. Welll"
Vladmir Dimitri asks, "HOw hot are they?"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] asks, "HOw hot are they?"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.1] asks, "HOw hot are they?"
You raise the ear flaps on the ushanka.
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Can you repeat that Axl? I was changing"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "Can you repeat that Axl? I was changing"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.1] says, "Can you repeat that Axl? I was changing"
Magnifico Giganticus [145.1] asks, "... Axl?"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Very proffesional I know"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "Very proffesional I know"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.1] says, "Very proffesional I know"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "I mean um... Magnifico Gigantius"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "I mean um... Magnifico Gigantius"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.1] says, "I mean um... Magnifico Gigantius"
Magnifico Giganticus [145.1] says, "Giganticus."
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Right"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "Right"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.1] says, "Right"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Stop compensating for your small penis with that name"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "Stop compensating for your small penis with that name"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.1] says, "Stop compensating for your small penis with that name"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "NOW FOR SOME COPYRIGHTED SONGS"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "NOW FOR SOME COPYRIGHTED SONGS"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.1] says, "NOW FOR SOME COPYRIGHTED SONGS"
OOC: Jacob_Lee: I can't stop listening to Big Red Car.
Magnifico Giganticus [145.1] says, "..."
Magnifico Giganticus [145.1] says, "I'm a woman..."
OOC: RedFox47: ...You can't be serious.
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Vladmir Dimitri says, "This one is a classic by a classical artist known as"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "This one is a classic by a classical artist known as"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Michael Jackson"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "Michael Jackson"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "It is called."
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "It is called."
OOC: Jacob_Lee: Seriously. This song is ridiculous but I love it for some reason.
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Thriller!. Because. Why not."
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "Thriller!. Because. Why not."
Vladmir Dimitri exclaims, "COPYRIGHTED MUSIC AHOY!"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] exclaims, "COPYRIGHTED MUSIC AHOY!"
Magnifico Giganticus [145.1] says, "..."
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Now uh... where did I leave that music sheet"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "Now uh... where did I leave that music sheet"
The ÿGetmore Chocolate Corp beeps, "Twice the calories for half the price!"
Vladmir Dimitri asks, "Here?"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Nooo"
Alden Moore [145.9] says, "What I like best about Thriller is it's everyday issues."
Vladmir Dimitri says, "And now"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "And now"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "That I have found the coffee stained document"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "That I have found the coffee stained document"
Alden Moore [145.9] says, "Grave robbing, housing problems, relatives climbing out of their graves and killiing you"
Vladmir Dimitri exclaims, "It is time for me to siiiing!"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] exclaims, "It is time for me to siiiing!"
Vladmir Dimitri exclaims, "Woohoo!"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] exclaims, "Woohoo!"
Alden Moore [145.9] says, "You know, the usual."
Vladmir Dimitri says, "It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark"
OOC: Iceblaster98: ALl shamelessly copied from this site http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/michaeljackson/thriller.html
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Under the moonlight you see a sight that almost stops your heart"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "Under the moonlight you see a sight that almost stops your heart"
Central Command Update


Powering up railguns. Target lock: Unknown size-two station nearby Space Station Thirteen. Callsign: 'Ruskie DJ Station.' Prepare to fire.


Vladmir Dimitri says, "You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "WHAT NO"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "WHAT NO"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "IT'S MY PRIDE AND JOY"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "IT'S MY PRIDE AND JOY"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Don'T BLOW IT UP"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "Don'T BLOW IT UP"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "I'M SORRY"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "I'M SORRY"
Central Command Update


Are you going to keep singing?


OOC: Jacob_Lee: I like how he hides in the toilet.
Vladmir Dimitri asks, "Y-Yes?"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] asks, "Y-Yes?"
Central Command Update


Firing in ten...


Vladmir Dimitri exclaims, "Alright alright I'll stop singing!"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] exclaims, "Alright alright I'll stop singing!"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Goddamnit I didn't know my singing was that bad..."
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "Goddamnit I didn't know my singing was that bad..."
Central Command Update


CODE BLUE! CODE BLUE! WE'VE GOT SOMEONE WHO CHOPPED OFF THEIR EARS! CRASH KIT, STAT!


Vladmir Dimitri says, "..."
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "..."
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Fuck"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "Fuck"
Central Command Update


Good. Power down railguns!


Vladmir Dimitri asks, "What if I sang Smooth Criminal?"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] asks, "What if I sang Smooth Criminal?"
Vladmir Dimitri asks, "Would that be acceptable?"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] asks, "Would that be acceptable?"
Central Command Update


Powering up railguns...


Vladmir Dimitri says, "Okay okay no singing that"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "Okay okay no singing that"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "HOws about..."
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "HOws about..."
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Uh..."
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "Uh..."
Vladmir Dimitri exclaims, "Spongebob Squarepants!"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] exclaims, "Spongebob Squarepants!"
Alden Moore [145.9] says, "Why does this air supply pipe jink like this? I could have gone straight."
Central Command Update


Firing in 3 seconds.


Vladmir Dimitri says, "STOPPING"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "STOPPING"
Central Command Update


Powering down.


Central Command Update


Good. Have some pets as compensation.


Vladmir Dimitri exclaims, "Yay!"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] exclaims, "Yay!"
OOC: Iceblaster98: Cue Space bears
Vladmir Dimitri exclaims, "Yay!"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] exclaims, "Yay!"
ÿ!Vladmir Dimitri pets the crab.
Alden Moore [145.9] says, "I hope they aren't carp"
ÿ!Vladmir Dimitri pets the parrot.
ÿ!Vladmir Dimitri pets the ÿcorgi.
The ÿcorgi yaps happily.
ÿ!You push the wall but nothing happens!
The parrot turns and flies towards the multitool.
ÿ!You push the wall but nothing happens!
The parrot grabs the multitool!
Vladmir Dimitri says, "It's a parrot"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "It's a parrot"
The ÿpug chases its tail.
Vladmir Dimitri says, "A corgi"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "A corgi"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "A cow"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "A cow"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "A walking mushroom"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "A walking mushroom"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Some lizard thing"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "Some lizard thing"
That's a floor.
That's a floor.
That's a floor.
Vladmir Dimitri says, "A chicken"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "A chicken"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "And..."
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "And..."
Vladmir Dimitri says, "A pug"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "A pug"
That's a ÿpug.
It's a pug.
Vladmir Dimitri says, "How cute"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "How cute"
Vladmir Dimitri exclaims, "Thank you!"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] exclaims, "Thank you!"
Vladmir Dimitri exclaims, "Now onto our next segment!"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] exclaims, "Now onto our next segment!"
Vladmir Dimitri exclaims, "How to be evil!"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] exclaims, "How to be evil!"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "First you break the rules"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "First you break the rules"
The necromorph smashes into the reinforced window!
The necromorph smashes into the reinforced window!
Vladmir Dimitri says, "..."
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "..."
That's a necromorph.
Reanimated corpses of the dead, reshaped into horrific new forms by a recombinant extraterrestrial infection.
The necromorph smashes into the reinforced window!
The necromorph smashes through the reinforced window!
Vladmir Dimitri says, "OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT"
The necromorph smashes into the reinforced window!
Alden Moore [145.9] asks, "what if the rules are evil?"
The necromorph smashes into the reinforced window!
Vladmir Dimitri says, "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "IT'S JUST SHOWN UP"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "IT'S JUST SHOWN UP"
The necromorph smashes through the reinforced window!
Vladmir Dimitri says, "AND IT'S JUST SKIN"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "AND IT'S JUST SKIN"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "AND"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "AND"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "CLAWS"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "CLAWS"
necromorph screeches, "I..."
necromorph [145.9] screeches, "I..."
Vladmir Dimitri says, "AND... SPIKE ARMS"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "AND... SPIKE ARMS"
necromorph screeches, "I just want a friend..."
necromorph [145.9] screeches, "I just want a friend..."
Vladmir Dimitri says, "..."
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "..."
The ÿpug pants.
Vladmir Dimitri exclaims, "HUggles!"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] exclaims, "HUggles!"
ÿ!Vladmir Dimitri pokes the necromorph.
necromorph screeches, "..."
necromorph [145.9] screeches, "..."
The parrot looks in the bedsheet's direction and takes flight.
Vladmir Dimitri says, "..."
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "..."
The parrot grabs the bedsheet!
ÿ!Vladmir Dimitri pokes the necromorph.
Vladmir Dimitri exclaims, "Hugs!"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] exclaims, "Hugs!"
necromorph screeches, "Please do not poke me there."
necromorph [145.9] screeches, "Please do not poke me there."
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Sorry"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "Sorry"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Can't help it"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "Can't help it"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "My hugging muscles aren't working"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "My hugging muscles aren't working"
mouse squeeks, "Squeek?"
mouse [145.9] squeeks, "Squeek?"
necromorph screeches, "Understandable."
necromorph [145.9] screeches, "Understandable."
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Sooo"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "Sooo"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Chicken don't go through there"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "Chicken don't go through there"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Don't do that chicken"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Bad"
Stephanie Franks [145.9] exclaims, "Oooh, guns!"
OOC: Jacob_Lee: Making hostile creatures friendly is simple and hilarious.
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Sooo"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "Sooo"
Vladmir Dimitri exclaims, "Where do you come from strange alien!"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] exclaims, "Where do you come from strange alien!"
ÿ! Squeek!
Stephanie Franks [145.9] says, "So, I'm going to steal the armory."
The shard cuts into your hand!
ÿ! Squeek!
ÿ! Squeek!
ÿ! Squeek!
necromorph screeches, "The corpses of your race."
necromorph [145.9] screeches, "The corpses of your race."
Vladmir Dimitri says, "..."
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "..."
The necromorph smiles evilly..
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Erm..."
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "Erm..."
Vladmir Dimitri says, "I don't know what to say"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "I don't know what to say"
necromorph screeches, "Most do not."
necromorph [145.9] screeches, "Most do not."
Vladmir Dimitri asks, "Hmm?"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] asks, "Hmm?"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "SPINNY TIME"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "SPINNY TIME"
The parrot looks in Vladmir Dimitri's direction and takes flight.
Central Command Update


Firing cannons in three... two...


Vladmir Dimitri exclaims, "I'll stop!"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] exclaims, "I'll stop!"
ÿThe necromorph slashes the necromorph!
Central Command Update


Cannons averted.


The crab clacks.
necromorph screeches, "OHGOD"
necromorph [145.9] screeches, "OHGOD"
Vladmir Dimitri exclaims, "What did you do?!"
necromorph screeches, "I STABBED MYSELF ON ACCIDENT FUCK"
necromorph [145.9] screeches, "I STABBED MYSELF ON ACCIDENT FUCK"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "you must be my cousin or something"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "you must be my cousin or something"
The ÿGetmore Chocolate Corp beeps, "Twice the calories for half the price!"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "ONly I can do something as hillarious as that"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "ONly I can do something as hillarious as that"
necromorph screeches, "OH GOD WHY DOES IT HURT SO MUCH I SHOULDN'T EVEN FEEL PAIN"
necromorph [145.9] screeches, "OH GOD WHY DOES IT HURT SO MUCH I SHOULDN'T EVEN FEEL PAIN"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "..."
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "..."
Vladmir Dimitri hugs the necromorph
The parrot looks in the paper - 'DJ Listening Outpost''s direction and takes flight.
The necromorph hugs Vladmir with its MASSIVE SCYTHE ARMS..
Vladmir Dimitri says, "..."
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "..."
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Massive scythe arms kinda hurt"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "Massive scythe arms kinda hurt"
necromorph screeches, "My bad."
necromorph [145.9] screeches, "My bad."
Vladmir Dimitri says, "It's fiiiine"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "It's fiiiine"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Soo"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "Soo"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Walking Mushroom"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "Walking Mushroom"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Scary fucking shit right htere"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "Scary fucking shit right htere"
ÿ!Vladmir Dimitri pets the walking mushroom.
The parrot looks in the paper - 'DJ Listening Outpost''s direction and takes flight.
That's a walking mushroom.
It's a massive mushroom... with legs?
Vladmir Dimitri says, "So on our next segment we shall"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "So on our next segment we shall"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Erm..."
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "Erm..."
parrot yells, "..."
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Will this next segment that involves a bit of"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "Will this next segment that involves a bit of"
Vladmir Dimitri asks, "Doing odd thigns cause us to be fired upon?"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] asks, "Doing odd thigns cause us to be fired upon?"
The necromorph seizes and falls limp for a second, then stands up straight again. It seems to mindlessly look around afterwards..
Vladmir Dimitri says, ".."
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, ".."
Vladmir Dimitri asks, "Necrobuddy?"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] asks, "Necrobuddy?"
That's a necromorph.
Reanimated corpses of the dead, reshaped into horrific new forms by a recombinant extraterrestrial infection.
The parrot looks in the paper - 'DJ Listening Outpost''s direction and takes flight.
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Necrobuddy seems to have"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "Necrobuddy seems to have"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Uh... lost his mind"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "Uh... lost his mind"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Hehe"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "Hehe"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "So uh"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "So uh"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Yeah onto my next segment alone"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "Yeah onto my next segment alone"
Vladmir Dimitri exclaims, "HOW TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR CORGI!"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] exclaims, "HOW TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR CORGI!"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "First you take the Corgi"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "First you take the Corgi"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Then you pet them because they are fucking cute"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "Then you pet them because they are fucking cute"
OOC: Jacob_Lee: Alright, I'm going to bed now.
Vladmir Dimitri says, "THen just shooove them in a washing machine"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "THen just shooove them in a washing machine"
OOC: RedFox47: Night.,
OOC: Iceblaster98: Night
The necromorph smashes against the grille.
OOC: Ozarck: night.
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Press the on button"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "Press the on button"
The necromorph smashes against the grille.
OOC: Magnetite: Goodnight Jacob
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Then you have a clean corgi"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "Then you have a clean corgi"
The parrot looks in the paper - 'DJ Listening Outpost''s direction and takes flight.
The parrot grabs the paper - 'DJ Listening Outpost'!
The ÿpug chases its tail.
The necromorph smashes against the grille.
The necromorph smashes into the reinforced window!
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Bad Necrobuddy"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "Bad Necrobuddy"
The necromorph smashes against the grille.
The necromorph smashes into the reinforced window!
The necromorph smashes against the grille.
The ÿpug chases its tail.
Vladmir Dimitri says, "SOo Centcom"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "SOo Centcom"
Vladmir Dimitri asks, "Am I going to be fired upon for that?"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] asks, "Am I going to be fired upon for that?"
ÿ! Squeek!
Vladmir Dimitri gasps!
Vladmir Dimitri gasps!
ÿYou are unable to equip that.
ÿ! Squeek!
The ÿpug chases its tail.
ÿYou are unable to equip that.
You are now running on internals from the the air tank on your right hand.
You put the the air tank into the satchel.
You put the the red space suit into the satchel.
ÿ! Squeek!
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Seems I'm safe from Centcomm's wrath"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "Seems I'm safe from Centcomm's wrath"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Yay"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "Yay"
ÿYou are unable to equip that.
You put the the red space helmet into the satchel.
Vladmir Dimitri says, "So now back to copyrighted songs"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "So now back to copyrighted songs"
The crab clacks.
The crab clacks.
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Another Classic from the Classical Artist Michael Jackson, this time is called 'Smooth Criminal' and is one of his most popular pieces"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "Another Classic from the Classical Artist Michael Jackson, this time is called 'Smooth Criminal' and is one of his most popular pieces"
The ÿpug barks.
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Now time to find my hseet music thing"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "Now time to find my hseet music thing"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "And then sing for you"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "And then sing for you"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Hoping Centcomm won't kill me before then"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "Hoping Centcomm won't kill me before then"
You buckle yourself to the chair.
The parrot looks in the screwdriver's direction and takes flight.
The parrot flutters its wings.
Vladmir Dimitri says, "As He Came Into The Window, It Was The Sound Of A Crescendo"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "As He Came Into The Window, It Was The Sound Of A Crescendo"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "He Came Into Her Apartment"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "He Came Into Her Apartment"
Alden Moore [145.9] asks, "So Ms. Franks is stealing the armory, Vladmir is driving us all insane, and I have finished what I do and am going to ... something. What is everyone else up to?"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "He Left The Bloodstains On The Carpet"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "He Left The Bloodstains On The Carpet"
The parrot looks in the screwdriver's direction and takes flight.
Vladmir Dimitri says, "She Ran Underneath The Table"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "She Ran Underneath The Table"
The parrot bawks.
Vladmir Dimitri says, "He Could See She Was Unable"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "He Could See She Was Unable"
Milton Freeman [145.9] asks, " making medical supplies, where do I find grenade casings?"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "So She Ran Into The Bedroom, She Was Struck Down, It Was Her Doom"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "So She Ran Into The Bedroom, She Was Struck Down, It Was Her Doom"
Alden Moore [145.9] says, "Some in the tunnels"
Alden Moore [145.9] says, "I think"
OOC: Iceblaster98: I'd ask for red to put on the smooth crminal midid
OOC: Iceblaster98: Buuut
Alden Moore [145.9] says, "I think you can make some, but I forget how"
OOC: RedFox47: I did
OOC: Iceblaster98: DAMNIT MIDI THINGY
OOC: Iceblaster98: I PUT YOU ON
OOC: Iceblaster98: AND YOU REFUSE THE MICHAEL JACKKSON?
Milton Freeman [145.9] says, " well I'm pretty sure I just need casings, a timer of some sort and I have the beakers"
You will now hear any sounds uploaded by admins.
The parrot looks in the screwdriver's direction and takes flight.
OOC: Iceblaster98: ...
OOC: Iceblaster98: I had it off
OOC: Iceblaster98: Fuck
Stephanie Franks [145.9] says, "The armory may be venting itself."
Stephanie Franks [145.9] says, "This is fine."
You put the the breath mask into the satchel.
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Annie Are You OK, So, Annie Are You OK, Are You OK, Annie"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "Annie Are You OK, So, Annie Are You OK, Are You OK, Annie"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Annie Are You OK, So, Annie Are You OK, Are You OK, Annie"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "Annie Are You OK, So, Annie Are You OK, Are You OK, Annie"
The parrot looks in the screwdriver's direction and takes flight.
Milton Freeman [145.9] says, " I need a metal sheet"
As a ghost, you will now see all emotes in the world.
You will no longer hear sounds uploaded by admins; any currently playing midis have been disabled.
The ÿGetmore Chocolate Corp beeps, "Try our new nougat bar!"
ÿchicken clucks, "BWAAAAARK BWAK BWAK BWAK!"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "So, Annie Are You OK, So, Annie Are You OK, Are You OK, Annie, Annie Are You OK"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "So, Annie Are You OK, So, Annie Are You OK, Are You OK, Annie, Annie Are You OK"
The crab clicks.
The parrot looks in the screwdriver's direction and takes flight.
Vladmir Dimitri says, "So, Annie Are You OK, Are You OK, Annie"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "So, Annie Are You OK, Are You OK, Annie"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Annie Are You OK"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "Annie Are You OK"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Will You Tell Us That You're OK"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "Will You Tell Us That You're OK"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "There's A Sign In The Window"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "There's A Sign In The Window"
ÿchicken clucks, "Cluck!"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "That He Struck You-A Crescendo Annie"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "That He Struck You-A Crescendo Annie"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "He Came Into Your Apartment"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "He Came Into Your Apartment"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "He Left The Bloodstains On The Carpet"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "He Left The Bloodstains On The Carpet"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Then You Ran Into The Bedroom"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "Then You Ran Into The Bedroom"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "You Were Struck Down"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "You Were Struck Down"
OOC: RedFox47: Anyway, might as well go.
Vladmir Dimitri says, "It Was Your Doom"
Vladmir Dimitri [145.9] says, "It Was Your Doom"
The parrot looks in the screwdriver's direction and takes flight.
OOC: RedFox47: Seeya.
OOC: Iceblaster98: See ya Red
OOC: Iceblaster98: Aaaand 2:13?
OOC: Ozarck: bye, i guess
OOC: Iceblaster98: Oh my god
OOC: Iceblaster98: I must go now
OOC: Iceblaster98: Beed
OOC: Iceblaster98: Even though..
OOC: Ozarck: make meh blob
OOC: Iceblaster98: I could drive you guys insane more
The crab clacks.
Central Command Update


Powering up cannons...


Alden Moore says, "cool. Later"
Milton Freeman says, "if you need any chemicals you know where to find them"
DEAD: Vladmir Dimitri says, "OH MY GOD"
DEAD: Vladmir Dimitri says, "THEY DID"
DEAD: ADMIN(RedFox47) says, "?"
DEAD: Vladmir Dimitri says, "THEY BLEW IT UP"
DEAD: Vladmir Dimitri says, "DAMN YOU. DAMN YOU TO HELL. NOw I big my adiou"
DEAD: Vladmir Dimitri says, ""

Enjoy what I did tonight during my tiredness~

[wer6]

@iceblaster, you made be laughs

[miauw62]

We have functional necromorphs?
Dayum.

[Jacob/Lee]

We have functional necromorphs?
Dayum.

They're hostile simple_animals right now, like syndies and carp. I modified its faction to make it friendly to Vladmir then assumed control to make it talk.

[Flying Dice]

They're not incredibly tough, either. The little ones take one or two laser shots to kill and have a really weak ranged attack, the humanoid ones take 2-3 shots to kill and aren't particularly fast or aggressive.

[Glloyd]

They're not incredibly tough, either. The little ones take one or two laser shots to kill and have a really weak ranged attack, the humanoid ones take 2-3 shots to kill and aren't particularly fast or aggressive.

The idea was to make them easy to take down individually, but tough in large groups (i.e: hivebots).

[Flying Dice]

They're not incredibly tough, either. The little ones take one or two laser shots to kill and have a really weak ranged attack, the humanoid ones take 2-3 shots to kill and aren't particularly fast or aggressive.

The idea was to make them easy to take down individually, but tough in large groups (i.e: hivebots).

Eeh. Someone spawned ~4 of each in the medbay lobby the other night and I picked off the 6 that were still alive with ~15 laser shots while taking a handful of brute damage, enough that one bruise pack use healed me. Part of the problem is that they don't actually start chasing until you're maybe four or five tiles away, and they give up and reset to idling as soon as you leave LOS. In other words, you'd pretty much need to be trapped in a dead-end with no decent weapon and a dozen+ necromorphs for them to be a serious threat.

The hivebots are scary because:
-Fast as fuck
-Tiny sprite is hard to click, especially in a hurry
-Relatively high damage
-Large area of aggression
-Can break windows quickly

[Glloyd]

So you're saying I should make them harder...

[Flying Dice]

If you're intending them to be a threat, sure. Either

a) Make them deal more damage
b) Make them aggro on sight/at longer ranges (if possible--I'm not terribly familiar with the code)
or
c) Make them more resistant to damage but leave their own damage as it is.

Personally I think C would be the best, both because it fits with their lore, and because we already have several glass cannon style mobs (carp, hivebots, spiders, etc.). Some sort of natural armor against brute and burn damage, maybe. Enough to make them take a good number of hits (maybe 5-6 lasers/12-15 whacks with a crowbar) before they die. That way you have that mob danger, but in a different style. It'd also make it interesting to fight large numbers of them.

[Glloyd]

Well, at the moment, they crit an unarmored person in 10 hits. So maybe drop that a bit and crank up their resistance a bit?

[miauw62]

Dice, bruise packs heal one body part to 100%

Necromorphs just need to be their own gamemode to be fun, really.

[Flying Dice]

Yeah, that would probably be the way to go. Variety is the spice of spess, after all.

pre-post-edit: Funny thing, I wasn't even armored during that fight. They just never got close enough to hit me because I could keep ducking around corners to draw them off one by one. It sort of looked like they had trouble pathing through broken windows, too, for whatever reason.

Dice, bruise packs heal one body part to 100%

Necromorphs just need to be their own gamemode to be fun, really.

I didn't have a scanner, but my little health indicator was still bright green, just a hair under 100%. Those ranged attacks do piddly damage. I mean, it's probably something similar to being hit with a thrown soda can.

[miauw62]

Either way, a beacon should be placed at a random blob_start location, and anybody within X tiles of that gradually takes brute damage. Dead bodies within that range revive into necromorphs. Dead simple_animals become small ones and humans become big ones, altough there's a lot of potential for more variation in here. For each necromorph added, the range of the beacon extends. That'd be the basis, anyway.