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Who would win?

Gandalf the White
- 46 (79.3%)
Dumbledore
- 10 (17.2%)
tie
- 2 (3.4%)

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Re: epic battle to the death : Gandalf the While vs Dumbledore
« Reply #120 on: February 21, 2013, 02:12:20 am »

Wizard Stalin would be a betterdescription, what with Voldy being Wizard Hitler and all that.
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Re: epic battle to the death : Gandalf the While vs Dumbledore
« Reply #121 on: February 21, 2013, 02:14:08 am »

Hey, this is fantasy we're talking about. There might have been two Wizard Hitlers, cloned through the power of wizard science.
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Re: epic battle to the death : Gandalf the While vs Dumbledore
« Reply #122 on: February 21, 2013, 02:15:37 am »

Well, Dumbledore did kinda hang out with Wizard Hitler for a while there...
But man, he was a good guy, man! He just needed the flesh and blood of several thousand innocents to create a work of art, man!

Sadly, do you know who the US would say is a bad guy? Gandalf. Why? He smokes weed.
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Re: epic battle to the death : Gandalf the While vs Dumbledore
« Reply #123 on: February 21, 2013, 02:18:23 am »

You have no proof!

It might be hashish.
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Re: epic battle to the death : Gandalf the While vs Dumbledore
« Reply #124 on: February 21, 2013, 02:20:38 am »

You have no proof!

It might be hashish.
"What's this, Mr ... Gandalf? That's a lawsuit right there."
"But I'm actually Gandalf! Look, my staff lights up and everyth-"
"Yeah, yeah, we see it all the time, here are your papers, the lawsuit from (company) will arrive in a week, have fun dying in poverty."
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Re: epic battle to the death : Gandalf the While vs Dumbledore
« Reply #125 on: February 21, 2013, 02:22:03 am »

Dude was already homeless I doubt he'd care.

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Re: epic battle to the death : Gandalf the While vs Dumbledore
« Reply #126 on: February 21, 2013, 02:23:07 am »

Dude was already homeless I doubt he'd care.

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Re: epic battle to the death : Gandalf the While vs Dumbledore
« Reply #127 on: February 21, 2013, 06:49:03 am »

Well, Dumbledore did kinda hang out with Wizard Hitler for a while there...
But man, he was a good guy, man! He just needed the flesh and blood of several thousand innocents to create a work of art, man!

Sadly, do you know who the US would say is a bad guy? Gandalf. Why? He smokes weed.
Dumbles wanted to bone Wizard Hitler Mark 1, though, according to th'word o'HP god. Dude's like the antichrist insofar as US politics go. We both know in the farcical shitstorm that is USA news media, they'd demonize the homo over the toker.
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Re: epic battle to the death : Gandalf the While vs Dumbledore
« Reply #129 on: February 21, 2013, 11:44:20 am »

Did someone say Wizard Hitler and Wizard Stalin?
Wizard Hitler was too weak. While I accept that Stalin is a total badass, I don't think he would stand a chance against the powers of wizard Hitler in reality (well, in a reality where Hitler was a wizard that is).
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Re: epic battle to the death : Gandalf the While vs Dumbledore
« Reply #130 on: February 21, 2013, 12:00:26 pm »

Did someone say Wizard Hitler and Wizard Stalin?
Wizard Hitler was too weak. While I accept that Stalin is a total badass, I don't think he would stand a chance against the powers of wizard Hitler in reality (well, in a reality where Hitler was a wizard that is).

Super Saiyan Hitler also lost to Goku, though.
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Re: epic battle to the death : Gandalf the While vs Dumbledore
« Reply #131 on: February 21, 2013, 12:01:57 pm »

Also to Junichiro Koizumi.
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Re: epic battle to the death : Gandalf the While vs Dumbledore
« Reply #132 on: February 21, 2013, 12:04:44 pm »

Let's face the truth. Hitler, like all totalitarian dictators, has a class weakness to reason.
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Re: epic battle to the death : Gandalf the While vs Dumbledore
« Reply #133 on: February 21, 2013, 12:05:27 pm »

Well yeah, but those two are completely ridiculous, and I would rate them far above both wizard Stalin and wizard Hitler in terms of raw battle and/or mahjong power.
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Re: epic battle to the death : Gandalf the While vs Dumbledore
« Reply #134 on: February 21, 2013, 03:04:40 pm »

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