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[Xantalos]

Just to note, I finally actually finished my post from before the game stalled. Won't be able to post it for a while, but I still can if you want, Fniff.

[Xantalos]

Well shit, I tried to post but it went over the character limit.

This is gonna be delayed a while more, then.

[Fniff]

Go ahead and post it, I'll need it for my update.

[GiglameshDespair]

You see, I have a plan. I will rush you to the end game; the game will be done by the end of this month.

Man, I'm looking forward to the final update tomorrow

[Xantalos]

Sometime tonight, assuming this one RL situation doesn't go as I fear it may. 9ish hours.

[Fniff]

You see, I have a plan. I will rush you to the end game; the game will be done by the end of this month.

Man, I'm looking forward to the final update tomorrow

WHY DID I PICK THE SHORTEST MONTH OF THE YEAR TO PROCRASTINATE
GOD

The semi-final post is basically done, but it still needs to be vetted by a few players.

[Xantalos]

Alright, there we go! Probably the longest post I've ever made in this game. Hopefully it helps.

[Fniff]

I feel only three things need to be said.
"Do as I say, not as I do."
"Better late than never."
"Pigs will fly."

[Xantalos]

Hippidy dippidy holy shitbuggerfuck. Angel arrived and we didn't all instantly die. World's on tipping point.

This is gonna have my thoughts running through my head for hours like lightning.

[10ebbor10]

Yay, I got a reality destroying bomb.

[Xantalos]

Hmm. I wonder if we could lure Jules, the Angel, and the three despair gods into Merlin's shop with the bomb, then do the emergency function of unhinge the shop from reality completely, letting it collapse into nonexistent existence while setting the bomb off?

It'd be like two layers of conceptual fuck you.

[10ebbor10]

That would leave us stuck with a deadly plague of doom, and half the inquusition.

Still, I see no reason why no additional bombs couldn't be made, so purging the city is a plausible solution.

[Xantalos]

I suspect the plague would die with Jules, or at least the Inquisitors would be able to fully burn it out once the Jewel-Eyed Man is no longer around to create more of it. Then I'm fairly sure we can eliminate the Inquisitors once they don't have their lord and saviour backing them up.

See, this update may change Merlin's stance on everything. Before, the Angel was a mysterious unstoppable force that would kill everyone once he made it in. Now that he's made it here and we're still around? That it's been confirmed that he can be killed? The rules have changed.

[Fniff]

I won't say much, but remember the Angel and the Inquisition are the same thing. So you would need to lure all of them in.

[10ebbor10]

Okay, how do we do that. I think I remember that the Elerium Investigators can read/download minds.

Which poses the following question, will the Angel bother to show up to retrieve a small piece of it's mind, as well as, do we want to download an elder god of purification.