Turn 2: Bad At This”Arhg! Heathens! Flee!”
Sprint over to one of the heathens, jump in such a manner as to land where I can’t be outflanked, and kick the heathen in the groin. If time permits, then flee to the back of our group.
[2] vs [6] You stub your toe as the heathen does a backflip.
[3] vs [4] It then lunges back at you, but it has too much ground to cover to actually reach you.
[3] You get vaguely further from the goblins than some of your teammates.
A crimson gaze runs over the goblins and the whole situation.
"Anyone against taking down the brute first?"
If the Brute is attacked, join into the attack. Otherwise, attack one of the goblin warriors.
[6] vs [3] You barrel down on a goblin warrior, which raises its shield a little too late. With a thunderous crack, you down the first foe of the expedition.
[4] vs [4] The other warrior makes a lunge at you, but you dodge backwards out of the swing.
+2 xp, Goblin Warrior slain!"RIGHT HO!" Derm yells, his muscles rippling vehemently. "THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE MOST GLORIOUS AND DANGEROUS OF MAJJAIACKSS! PREPARE THYSELF FOR A MOST RIGOROUS SMASHING"
Derm braces himself, then takes a running leap and brngs himself down upon the goblin brute, arm drawn back and crackling with dangerous energy.
"I CAST FIST!"
[1] vs [1] You cast Trip. Brute casts Trip also.
[1] vs [2] He then flops around like a fish while you flail around like a manatee.
"Goblins to kill now, they gonna get smashed now."
Kill a the heathen not under attacked, then scare the goblins of by rapping badly.
[1] vs [1] You stop to wonder what you should rap about after you've slain the goblin, which results in you standing there doing nothing. The goblin also stands there wondering what you're thinking about doing.
[4] vs [6] It snaps out of its reverie and tries to stab you a moment later, but you're long gone by then.
[1] You embolden the goblins with your fairly melodious humming. You were gonna add words later, you just couldn't think of any!
Catch up.
Cut off some goblin heads.
[1] vs [4] Deciding those weaker-looking ones are your best shot at acquiring multiple heads, you stumble trying to catch one.
Derm (derm), Muscle Wizard
3/3 Str
2/2 HP
Inventory:
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Nallihen Talandr (Caellath), Adorable Master of Evil
3/3 Str
2/2 HP
2 xp
Inventory:
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Billy Snow (Persus13), Awful Dungeon Rapper
3/3 Str
2/2 HP
Inventory:
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Ergoth MakCog (GWG), Ambiguous Dwarf
3/3 Str
2/2 HP
Inventory:
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Heidi Mekatron (lawastooshort), Manic Jester
3/3 Str
2/2 HP
Inventory:
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Goblin Brute
4/4 Str
1/1 HP
Studded Club
Goblin Warrior B
2/2 Str
1/1 HP
Stabby Sword, Round Shield
Goblin Heathen A
1/1 Str
1/1 HP
Point-ed Stick
Goblin Heathen B
1/1 Str
1/1 HP
Point-ed Stick
Goblin Warrior Corpse
Stabby Sword, Round Shield
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Topic: Shadow Iron RTD [Turn 5: Piles of Failure] (Read 3987 times)