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Scelly9

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You are a defence contractor
« on: February 15, 2013, 03:05:07 am »

You own a company, not big big company, at the current time, but big enough to be noticed. This is both good and bad, and since you aren't big enough to be making serious cash, it's mostly bad. See, your business is war. You help people kill other people in horrific and sometimes illegal ways. The large defense contractors make enough that they can pick and choose the contracts they take, you don't. Approximately half of your business is illegal, and the other half is almost always skirting the line between federal offense and legitimate business. Anyway, that's enough backstory. You just hired your twentieth employee, and several new contracts just hit the table. Business is booming.

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Re: You are a defence contractor
« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2013, 03:06:44 am »

Name: Zero
Age: 40
Company Name: Sons of the Patriots
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Re: You are a defence contractor
« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2013, 03:15:38 am »

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Age:20
Company Name:Daughters of the Founders.
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Re: You are a defence contractor
« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2013, 03:26:29 am »

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Company Name:Fathers of the Rebels.
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Re: You are a defence contractor
« Reply #4 on: February 15, 2013, 03:30:31 am »

And now for something completely different.

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Company Name: Valeran Arms.
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Re: You are a defence contractor
« Reply #5 on: February 15, 2013, 03:33:00 am »

Thanks for the combo breaker.
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Re: You are a defence contractor
« Reply #6 on: February 15, 2013, 04:02:57 am »

Name: Kara Malston
Age: 29
Company Name: Vanguard Global. (I also thought about Vanguard Heavy Industries, so that we could have branch companies earning us some legit extra money in other areas).

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Re: You are a defence contractor
« Reply #7 on: February 15, 2013, 04:34:58 am »

Just spent an hour writing up a very long update. Oops, backspace when not in the text window. All gone.

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Re: You are a defence contractor
« Reply #8 on: February 15, 2013, 05:11:58 am »

Name: Kara Malston
Age: 29
Company Name: Vanguard Global. (I also thought about Vanguard Heavy Industries, so that we could have branch companies earning us some legit extra money in other areas).
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Re: You are a defence contractor
« Reply #9 on: February 15, 2013, 05:49:47 am »

Name: James Bond
Age: 40 (because I'm lazy)
Company Name: Bond Defence
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Re: You are a defence contractor
« Reply #10 on: February 15, 2013, 06:04:13 am »

Name: Cub Archer
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Company name: Archer Security
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Re: You are a defence contractor
« Reply #11 on: February 15, 2013, 06:08:30 am »

so far, its:

Archer Security: 1 vote

Bond Defense: 1 vote

Vanguard Global: 2 votes

Valeran Arms: 1 Vote

Sons of the Patriots: 1 Vote

Daughters of the Founders: 1 vote

Fathers of the Rebels: 1 vote

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Re: You are a defence contractor
« Reply #12 on: February 15, 2013, 06:15:39 am »

Name: Kara Malston
Age: 29
Company Name: Vanguard Global. (I also thought about Vanguard Heavy Industries, so that we could have branch companies earning us some legit extra money in other areas).
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Re: You are a defence contractor
« Reply #13 on: February 15, 2013, 06:53:51 am »

Just spent an hour writing up a very long update. Oops, backspace when not in the text window. All gone.

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Re: You are a defence contractor
« Reply #14 on: February 15, 2013, 07:01:54 am »

Just spent an hour writing up a very long update. Oops, backspace when not in the text window. All gone.

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