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[Brewster]

Agedballs | Illustrated Community Game | v0.34.11 | Current Goal: Great Brewery

"Here?" I have to ask. This can't be the spot the King choose to set-up his Great Brewery. We're months from the Mountainhome and right next to two necromancer towers! The lads seem content though, romping around in the snow. "Damn" I exclaim as the one with a map confirms the location while he attempts to put pants on one of the yaks. I can't believe I got roped into this damn expedition. The King was drunk off his rocker, swinging his cat around by it's tail slapping people while slurring out the words "I dub thee to make more booze!" We all thought it a joke until the guards tossed us in a wagon and slapped the yaks ass.

OOC: Whelp, sign-up! Just a community game, so grab a dwarf. See if we can make something out of this! Slowpokez and I are going to take turn illustrating and playing a year. So it's sure fire not to fail, right?

damn... pig tail is stretchy

Spoiler: Obligatory Intro (click to show/hide)

Dwarf List
Aziz Aziztotten (Cheesecutter)
Sloth (Danger is my middle name)
Rocknlol (Military Pin-Up Model)
Vendix (Non-Artistic Miner)
_____ "The Mad One" (hauler?)
Silver (Lover of Sworddwarfs)
Trev (Mechanic/Gemcutter) too drunk to know if he ever had a kid.
 - Trev Lite (mystery kid)
.....
Aira ♀ (Nurse "Ou-La-La")
Peregar ♂ (Thinks he's a yak.)
McMagma
Pretty P. (Scholarly)
Captain Bloke (Pirrrrrrrate)
litlbear (Town Drunk)

-- next wave --
Delioth the MagmaEater's my name (smelt'ns my game)
Moxie ♀ (Resident Hobo - that's not so resident)
Javier B+ Hunter (used to be an A hunter, until he shot a guard in the knee)
Navro (Navigator - wtf does that even mean)
Badger

[Remuthra]

Name: Aziz Aziztotten
Skills: Skilled Cheesemaker
          Novice Milker
          Competent Axedwarf
          Adequate Dodger

[Slothman400]

I'd like to be dwarfed as Sloth. Just wait until you find a slow male and give him the most dangerous occupation you can find.

[Rocknlol]

I'll be dwarfed as Rocknlol, preferably in some military occupation.

[chaosgear]

Dwarf me as a miner, name 'em Vendix.

Does taking a turn require me to illustrate my turn? If not, sign me up.
If so, pretend I was never here.

[Orange Wizard]

PTW.

I'll also take a dwarf, any dwarf, with the profession name "The Mad One". Don't change the original name.

[SilverDragon]

I would love a swordsdwarf, hopefully named Silver if possible.

[Trev_lite]

male Mechanic named "Trev" with a side interest in gems (custom profession of "Tinkerer")

EDIT: if he ever has a son, name the son "Trev Lite"

[Sappho]

I'd love a dorfing please, this looks promising! Name of Aira, female preferred, would like to be the chief medical dwarf eventually if the position is open (whatever jobs are necessary until that point).

[slowpokez]

Brewster you always come up with the shittiest names! "the Peasant dwarf" and "illustrated community game". Cmon m8 gotta do better then that!


-OOC: Whelp, sign-up! Just a community game, so grab a dwarf. See if we can make something out of this! Slowpokez and I are going to take turn illustrating and playing a year. So it's sure fire not to fail, right?

You do realise that ruining succession forts happens to be my expertise

On the good side we got strechy yak ass. I like that.

[Brewster]

Brewster you always come up with the shittiest names! "the Peasant dwarf" and "illustrated community game".

hahah - suggestions!?


Looks like we have our starting 7 & 1/2 so I'll get underway! Well of course after my shave, shit & shower and 8 hours at a place the sucks the life out of me, then I can come back and play DF.

I've updated the first post w/ dwarfs that have been requested.

[peregarrett]

I claim the first male migrant, call him Peregar.

[McMagma]

Dwarf me!

[Stronghammer]

Ill take a dwarf pretty please. Scholarly type if possible.

[slowpokez]

Ill take a dwarf pretty please. Scholarly type if possible.

Read that as - I'll take a pretty dwarf pls.