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Author Topic: Over The Top  (Read 7400 times)

Firelordsky

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Re: Over The Top
« Reply #90 on: February 24, 2013, 02:00:25 pm »

Shoot Guile. In the knees.
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Re: Over The Top
« Reply #91 on: February 24, 2013, 06:05:20 pm »

2888 Brits, and 1832 French vs. 3642 Germans + 15 Bear cavalry

Weirdos
Science Man smites with his zombie death ray. (2) What zombie death ray?

Spoiler: Score (click to show/hide)

Brits:
Lou creates the naked bomb. (6) He kills 10 Germans and a couple of Frenchmen.
Atkins continues to walk towards the enemy. (1) He is killed by machine gun fire.
Curly headshots a German. (5) Make that 2 Germans.
John Black checks his weaponry. Everyone starts out with a rifle, a bayonet, some grenades, and whatever you ask for.
Fiddler snipes again. (6) He fires through a brit killing him, but killing 2 Bear cavalry and a German Infantryman.
Nick sends in the Space marines. (1) What do you think this is warhammer? This is 1916 France! A Brit thinks you are insane from shell shock and you get sent to a mental asylum.

British NPCs: (4) Mortar (2) Bombers (1)
British Mortar team 1 continues to fire. (3+1) 3 Germans die.
British mortar team 2 fires. (2+1) It hits the German CO's tent but no casualties.
Britsh Infantryman 2 continues to try and take the German trench. (1) He gets shot dead
British Infantryman 6 attacks the machine gun. (6) He throws a grenade, wiping out the germans, the machinegun, and a nearby Brit.


Spoiler: Score (click to show/hide)

Germans:
Johan Schmidt drinks the supersoldier serum. (4) +1 to rolls! (a 6 would have caused you to become Red Skull)
Heinz Gunder shoots Guile in the knees. (1) Heinz gets shot in the knees.

Fighters (1)
Fighter 3 strafes the British charge (5) 20 British troops fall.

German NPCs: (2) Mortars (2)
The German Mortars fire on the British mortars. (1) They kill themselves. Again.
German Bear Cavalry 1 continues to kill Brits. (3) His bear eats a few more dead Brits, scaring the alive ones.

Spoiler: Score (click to show/hide)

French:
Guile Fefére shoots Germans (4) One is shot dead!

French NPCs: (1) Mortars (1) Airplanes (1)
Horseless Cavarlyman 2 charges the German line. (2) He dives for cover as machinegun fire massacres the French.

Spoiler: Score (click to show/hide)

German NPCs: (2) Fighters (2)
A German Fighter attacks, (3) He kills 1 guy.
German Machinegun Team 3 fires at the French. (5) 20 French and 2 Germans die.


2859 Brits, and 1808 French vs. 3617 Germans + 13 Bear cavalry

Worst Pathetic:
German Mortars
Kills: 0 FFs: 9 Deaths: 9
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Re: Over The Top
« Reply #92 on: February 24, 2013, 06:07:22 pm »

Activate Gravity Reversal Device to send everyone flying into space!

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Re: Over The Top
« Reply #93 on: February 24, 2013, 06:08:09 pm »

Heal myself and call in the Austro-Hungarian Armed Forces.
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Re: Over The Top
« Reply #94 on: February 24, 2013, 06:10:49 pm »

Uh...Send out a HitmonChan?
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Re: Over The Top
« Reply #95 on: February 24, 2013, 06:46:32 pm »

Wish I had gotten a 6.

Find time-travelling Captain America.

Beat him up.
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Re: Over The Top
« Reply #96 on: February 24, 2013, 06:52:52 pm »

More artillery!!!!
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Re: Over The Top
« Reply #97 on: February 24, 2013, 07:30:41 pm »

Drop a bunch of baseballs on the Germans. When they touch the baseballs, they explode into mustard gas.
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Re: Over The Top
« Reply #98 on: February 24, 2013, 08:43:00 pm »

So in Tha Case,Shoot at Officer Looking of Greman to break Morale
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Re: Over The Top
« Reply #99 on: February 25, 2013, 11:55:10 am »

Trow a granade into german lines.
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Re: Over The Top
« Reply #100 on: February 25, 2013, 01:26:30 pm »

Name: Aommy Tatkins
Nationality: British
Action: walk towards German lines
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Re: Over The Top
« Reply #101 on: February 25, 2013, 07:50:41 pm »

2859 Brits, and 1808 French vs. 3617 Germans + 13 Bear cavalry

Weirdos
Science Man uses his anti-gravity device to send everyone into space. (3) He kills a Brit and a German this way.

Spoiler: Score (click to show/hide)

Brits:
Fiddler wants more artillery. (3) The two mortars will fire again.
Lou throws baseballs full of mustard gas. (5) The Germans have been gassed! 5 die immediately.
John Black snipes German officers. He shoots, killing two German officers and a British soldier by mistake
Curly chucks a grenade (6) 5 Germans and one Brit are killed in the blast
Tatkins walks towards the enemy. (2) He trips.

British Gas (2) the Germans put on Gas masks.

British NPCs: (5) Mortar (2) Bombers (2 (5))
British Mortar team 1 continues to fire. (4+1) 10 Germans die.
British mortar team 2 fires. (6+1) 30 Germans and 10 British die.
2 Bombers fly towards the German lines. (5,6) they take out 25 Germans and 5 Brits
British Infantryman 6 looks for another machine gun to attack. (3) he sees one that is massacring 10 British


Spoiler: Score (click to show/hide)

Germans:
Heinz Gunder calls in the Austrian-Hungarians. (6) 1000 Austrian troops join the battle
Johann Schmidt searches for a Captain America (6+1) A man steps out of a blue phone box, and realizes this isn't WW2.

Fighters (1)
Fighter 3 strafes the British charge (1) Fighter 3 crashes.

German/Austrian NPCs: (2) Mortars (2)
The German Mortars set up and fire. (1) (the RNG hates these guys) They kill themselves. Again. Again.
German Bear Cavalry 1 charges the Brits. (1) Mustard gas kills him.

Spoiler: Score (click to show/hide)

French:
Guile Fefére summons a pokemon. (1) Guile summons a bullet to the face! New character?

French NPCs: (5) Mortars (1) Airplanes (1)
French Infantryman 5 sneaks into the German camp to assassinate the CO. (4) sneak in successful.
Horseless Cavarlyman 2 gets up and charges the German line. (3) He moves forward a little bit.
Cavalrymen 3 and 4 charge the enemy. (4, 5) They get pretty close to the German lines.
French Infantryman 7 charges. (3) He makes it a few feet before taking cover.

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German NPCs: (1) Fighters (1)
German Machinegun Team 3 fires at the French. (3) A Frenchman bites the dust.


2831 Brits, and 1807 French vs. 3537 Germans + 10 Bear cavalry and 1000 Austrians

Most Elaborate Kill schemes: TCM
Player with the most kills: TCM (28 kills)
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Re: Over The Top
« Reply #102 on: February 25, 2013, 07:53:44 pm »

SPAAACE!

Get into SPAAACEship and blast people with photon quantam antimatter energized laser fusion cannons.

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Re: Over The Top
« Reply #103 on: February 25, 2013, 07:56:28 pm »

Counter 1000 Austrians by calling in 1000 Australians!
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Re: Over The Top
« Reply #104 on: February 25, 2013, 07:58:24 pm »

Counter 1000 Austrians by calling in 1000 Australians!
Counter 1000 Australians by calling in The Ottomans who have recently just broken through Serbia and met up with the Austro-Hungarians.
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