2932 Brits, and
1880 French vs.
3777 Germans vs. 1 Tiger and 5 wolves.
(Deaths and kills will be cumulative)
Brits:Lou Dogger tells bad jokes. (1) They are so bad that 3 Brits kill themselves.
Fiddler snipes the wolves. (6) he shoots everyone of them plus the tiger he released.
Atkins Tommy walks towards the enemy. (5) he does so, getting closer to them.
Nick Letson wants Lewis guns to cover him. (4) They open fire, keeping German heads down in one part of the trench.
British NPCs: (6) Mortar (1) Bombers (1)
British Infantryman 1 continues to snipe Germans. (1) A counter-sniper kills him.
British Infantryman 2 decides to use his bayonet to get the German barbed wire out of the way. (4) Troops no longer half to jump over the barbed wire.
British Infantryman 5 was following Tommy Atkins before he died and use the machine gun against the Germans. (3) He manages to get it turned around.
British Infantryman 6 helps Infantryman 5. (3) He finds some machine gun ammo.
British Officer 1 decides that something needs to be done about the mortar teams killing themselves. (5) He gets a better instructor for them. (+1 to mortar attack rolls)
British Officer 2 decides to deliver an inspiring speech. (4) "Well chaps, let's go die. FOR ENGLAND!!!!!" 20 Brits join the attack.
Fiddler Adaphel (mesor)
Kills:2 (plus 5 wolves and a tiger) Deaths:0
Lou Dogger (TCM)
Kills:3 FFs: 3 Deaths:1
Atkins Tommy (tophat)
Kills:2 Deaths:1
Nick Letson (guninandrunin)
Germans:Johan Schmidt slurps super soldier serum. (3) He feels extra super from the placebo effect and more likely to get a 6 or a 1.
Heinz Gunder calls in the cavalry, the Bear cavalry. (5) 25 German bear cavalry is on its way towards the British charge.
German NPCs: (3) Mortars (2)
Another German mortar team sets up and fires. (3) They kill a cow, 5 miles from the battlefield.
German Infantryman 3 shoots at Brits (4) Another Brit bites the dust.
German Bear Cavalry 1 charges the enemy. (4) He kills another Brit
Heinz Gunder (firelordsky)
Kills: 0 Deaths: 0
Johan Schmidt (GWG)
Kills: 1 Deaths: 2
French:Dappah Chap moves across the battlefield to assassinate Heinz. (1) He gets killed by the bear cavalry. New Character? (your character seems to be down on his luck)
Guile Fefére throws cheese. (6) He tosses really stinky cheese, causing 3 Germans and a Frenchman to kill themselves.
French NPCs: (2) Mortars (1) Airplanes (1)
French Infantryman 3 charges. (2) He'd love too, but someone has to wait in the trenches in case the charge fails and the Germans counterattack.
French Infantryman 4 charges. (5) He leaps over the barbed wire, and into an enemy trench.
Dappah Chap (Remuthra)
Kills: 3 FFs:4 Deaths: 3
Guile Fefére (Greenstarfanatic)
Kills: 23 FFs: 3 Deaths:1
German NPCs: (2) Fighters (2 (4))
The surviving German fighters strafes the French charge. (2) His gun jams in mid-air. He lands to repair it.
2946 Brits, and
1878 French vs.
3774 Germans + 25 Bear cavalry