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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: Over The Top
« Reply #60 on: February 19, 2013, 10:32:15 pm »

"Jawol!"

Locate Captain America. Fight him. There is NO WAY this could go wrong.
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Re: Over The Top
« Reply #61 on: February 19, 2013, 10:56:15 pm »

Name: Georg Lopez
Nationality: Mexican
Action: Hit the Germans with the big burrito.
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Re: Over The Top
« Reply #62 on: February 19, 2013, 10:57:41 pm »

Name: Georg Lopez
Nationality: Mexican
Action: Hit the Germans with the big burrito.


You are still alive.
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Re: Over The Top
« Reply #63 on: February 20, 2013, 12:00:13 am »

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Re: Over The Top
« Reply #64 on: February 20, 2013, 12:06:03 am »

Call in the strippers.
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Re: Over The Top
« Reply #65 on: February 20, 2013, 06:07:10 am »

Name: Ulfgar Kerjyavik
Nationality: Icelandic, not sure how he ended up here.
Action: Call in the Icelandic Armed Forces!

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Re: Over The Top
« Reply #66 on: February 20, 2013, 08:04:52 am »

Call in more fighter planes.
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Re: Over The Top
« Reply #67 on: February 20, 2013, 01:18:50 pm »

Carry on walking to the German trenches
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Re: Over The Top
« Reply #68 on: February 20, 2013, 11:15:50 pm »

2946 Brits, and 1878 French vs. 3774 Germans + 25 Bear cavalry

Weirdos
Ulfgar calls in the Iceland forces. (1) Allies and Germans have a truce to shoot Ulfgar dead, then banning Icelandic characters before going back to shooting each other.

Spoiler: Score (click to show/hide)

Brits:
Fiddler wants a massive artillery bombardment. (3) 2 Mortars will fire in the NPC turn.
Lou wants strippers. (5) He goes to a soldiers entertainment show.
Atkins walks towards the Germans. (2) He trips.

British NPCs: (5) Mortar (2) Bombers (1)
A British Mortar team opens fire. (5+1) 15 Germans and 3 Brits die.
A second british mortar team fires. (4+1) 10 Germans die.
British Infantryman 2 heads for the enemy trenches (5) He jumps in one and shoots a German.
British Infantryman 5 loads the machine gun. (4) It's ready for action
British Infantryman 6 shoots the Bear cavalry. (6) He massacres 10 of them, and accidentally kills 2 brits.


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Germans:
Johan Schmidt searches for Captain America. (4) He finds an British American captain. This is World War ONE. THe serum wears off.
Heinz Gunder calls for fighters. (5) three fighters join the attack.

Fighters (2)
Fighter 1 machine guns the Brits. (6) He kamikazes, killing himself, 40 brits and 5 Germans.
Fighter 2 also machine guns. (3) He kills one Brit.

German NPCs: (2) Mortars (1)
German Infantryman 3 shoots the Brits (5) He shoots two Brits, then notices that British Infantry 5 and 6 have taken over the machine gun.
German Bear Cavalry 1 charges the enemy. (3) His bear intimidates the Brits by eating the Brit he killed last turn.

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French:
Guile Fefére woops (5) Frenchmen have higher morale.

French NPCs: (3) Mortars (1) Airplanes (2)
The bomber who couldn't get off the runway goes on its bombing run. (1) It gets shot down by a German fighter.
French Infantryman 3 recovers his courage. (5+1) He charges the German trench, and is shot after killing 5 Germans
French Infantryman 4 attacks the Germans in his trench. (4+1) He bayonets two Germans

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German NPCs: (2) Fighters (1)
German Machinegun Team 3 unjams their gun and fires. (6) 20 French and 3 Germans bite the dust.
German Infantryman 1 fires at the enemy. (2) His gun jams.

2900 Brits, and 1856 French vs. 3732 Germans + 15 Bear cavalry

Highest Deaths so far:

PC: Rumuthra: 4 Deaths

Allies: British Mortars Kills: 30 FFs: 10 Deaths: 6

Germans: German Mortars Kills: 0  FFs: 6 Deaths: 6
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Re: Over The Top
« Reply #69 on: February 20, 2013, 11:29:38 pm »

Weren't Kamikazes Japanese?

Drink real Super Serum and look for a time-traveling Captain America.
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Re: Over The Top
« Reply #70 on: February 20, 2013, 11:37:39 pm »

Use the strippers to lure Germans into a closed room. When the room is full of Germans, throw a bunch of grenades in.
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Re: Over The Top
« Reply #71 on: February 21, 2013, 12:06:29 am »

((Shouldn't I get an award for most kills as a player?))

Charge into melee range of Hitler and HUG HIM.
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Re: Over The Top
« Reply #72 on: February 21, 2013, 02:11:04 am »

Call in more artillery!!! Lots more!!!!!
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Re: Over The Top
« Reply #73 on: February 21, 2013, 06:03:06 am »

John Black
Nationality:British,Town is Liverpool that where Exactly born in Island of Great Britain

If German do an Gas Bomb Attack,which no man zone they will get my gas mask and Shoot my Whatever British Rife I have then Hide in No Man Zone and See If My Army near where i am or Our Allies


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Re: Over The Top
« Reply #74 on: February 21, 2013, 06:05:20 am »

Name: Science Man!
Nationality: Science!
Action: Reverse roll polarity, so I stop constantly getting 1s.
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