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3 (7.9%)

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Gold

2 (5.3%)

Crystal

6 (15.8%)

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Total Members Voted: 16

[Heron TSG]

Dudebro, I already have a thread and everything. I'm doing Black 2 on my DS, and all the art will be drawn by me. (I don't like doing screenshot LP's.)

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

((I don't think that's Pokemon Gold... ))

It is, but it looks like only the default starter had the 'follow you' ability.

[USEC_OFFICER]

((I don't think that's Pokemon Gold... ))

It is, but it looks like only the default starter had the 'follow you' ability.

...

Pokemon Gold is one of the Gen II games. Pokemon Yellow is definitively the one you're playing.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

((I don't think that's Pokemon Gold... ))

It is, but it looks like only the default starter had the 'follow you' ability.

...

Pokemon Gold is one of the Gen II games. Pokemon Yellow is definitively the one you're playing.

*facepalm* I've been playing gold for a while and screwed up.  I fixed the mistake.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Pokemon FightingFist LP
^{AKA: USEC's Randomized FireRed LP}

Update 2: Everything Hates My Guts

Spoiler: Route 1 Blues (click to show/hide)

With Wallop by my side and Gary out of the way I was finally able to enter Route 1, a lawless place filled with-



Oooh. A Pokemon! Go get 'em, Wallop! Err...



I found myself cornered by a dog-like Pokemon. He didn't look too friendly, and I wasn't taking any chances.



So I sent out Wallop, to beat it into a bloody pulp. I didn't want to do it, but it's a tough world out there. Lawless places swa-



...



Run away!

...

Um...

It was a hard world, no doubts about that. Sometimes you just had to swallow your pride and run. Then come back latter and hit those guys even harder.



The place wasn't all bad though. A few kind souls still existed, ready to help anybody who came their way, even if it was in the name of profit. Still, it was a tough route I was walking, and I wasn't going to refuse any help I could get.



Especially if I was getting jumped every step of the way.



Still, I had Wallop by my side, and with him I knew I could take on anything and win.



...



RUN AWAY!

Spoiler: Viridian City Greens (click to show/hide)

Wallop and Me staggered into Viridian City, bruised and battered in such an unforgiving and brutal world. How were we supposed to recover in such a hostile and terrible place?







And what do you say?

...

_{Thank you Nurse Joy.}

I can't hear you.

Thank you Nurse Joy.

Now that's a good boy. And make sure to wash properly on your journey, you hear? You don't want your mother to worry even more, do you?

No Nurse Joy.

Good boy. Now move along. I've got other patients to tend to.


^{Heh. I think your information may be a little out of date, buddy.}

I... guess we should go to the next town Wallop. I don't know.



This is private property!

Oh, don't be so mean, grandpa!

Um...

I'm sorry, but he hasn't had his... coffee yet.

Coffee my ass! I'm piss-

_{Shut up, grandpa. He's just a little kid.}

Bah!

I'll... just be going then.

With nothing else to do I decided to check out the local shop. Figured there might be something to do there.



Umm... Yes?

Good. Now my bloody delivery man is late, and I've got an urgent package for Professor Oak. Mind giving it to him?

Sure.

Thanks kid, you're a real life saver. Remind me to give you something special when you come back.

Spoiler: OOC Time (click to show/hide)

Now I'm going to up out of character again to explain why the game hates me so much.



And trust me, it does.



See this fecker? Now I'm not complaining about seeing a Claydol so early on in the game...



It's just that it has Wish. Goddamn wish.



And Knock-off does piss-poor damage, even on a critical hit.



For those of you who don't know what Wish does...



It's causes the Pokemon to regain half their bloody health the turn after they use it.

'

Yeah, Wallop has no chance against these idiots.



The Wartortles will also ruin Wallop's day.



Not because they covet his items...



But because they use electric attacks. Which hit special defence. Which means that Bulk-up is completely useless.



And their criticals hit like a bitch too.


^{I'd never thought I'd say this, but thank God for Run Away}

Next!



Vulpixes are my favourite enemy on Route 22 (though sadly I'm pretty sure they're one of the rarer enemies on that route). Why?



They know Frustration. After playing this update I can sympathize with them.



They also know Rapid Spin. Oh, and at level 5 they do way more damage than Wallop can return.



What about Route 1, you may ask? Don't. Growlithe is Steel type and just laughs off Knock-off. Wallop fares much better against the Ghastlies, but which I mean he can whittle them down to half health before they almost shove his face in. Now I could probably defeat them if I used a potion, but...



I can't exactly buy anything right now. And basic stubbornness decrees that I can't go back to Oak before killing at least one wild Pokemon.

So now viewers, guess which Pokemon I managed to finally kill?

Take a second to think up your answer. I can wait.

...

...

Got it yet? Good. I'll put it in the next spoiler.

Spoiler: What did we accomplish this update? (click to show/hide)

^{Shoot me now.}

If you guessed one of the rare Vulpix that was exactly level 3, you're correct! So long as Knock-off criticals, of course.



For the record, the level 4 ones would generally defeat Wallop before me managed to kill them. Thankfully Run Away meant that Wallop never actually died, though he certainly came close many, many times.



For my troubles I get a level up.



And some shitty-ass stats.



Well, maybe they aren't that bad. Wallop is barely breaking the double digits, after all.



To my great pleasure, Wallop finally learns a fighting-type move!



One that fails should the enemy hit him before it charges. Gah. And it only took me...



46 bloody minutes. 46 whole minutes.

...

And of course, I now have to spend 46 more bloody minutes trying to get Wallop back up to snuff, since I'm 99% sure that another encounter with Gary Oak is in order.

Fuck.

This.

Game.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Yes?

I'm in Viridian City.

Relax, I've still got it in my sights. Some kid has got it.

He's been going back and forth from the routes.

Well... One.

One. Period.

I never joke boss. He's just managed to take out one Pokemon so far.

Sure thing boss. I'll keep you updated/

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Fuck.



This.



Game.

[Darkening Kaos]

::sigh::  Super-randomising Black.

Stand-by.

Spoiler: Edited for Rules-set (click to show/hide)

Pokemon Base Statistics       Random(completely)
Pokemon Abilities                 Randomize
Starter Pokemon                  Random (basic Pokemon with 2 evolutions)
Pokemon Types                   Random (follow evolutions)
Pokemon Movesets              Random (completely)
Trainers Pokemon                Type Themed
           Options                    All except Random trainer names and classes, (too bizarre and unreliable)
Wild Pokemon                      Area 1-to-1 Mapping with Catch 'Em All Mode; Don't use Legendaries and Set minimum catch rate
Static Pokemon                    Random (completely)
TMs & HMs                          Unchanged.
TM/HM Compatibility            Random (Completely)

Seeds
-8948624002224503508
ACIBCO4B8QH0AQHdAxwRFBFQb2tlbW9uIEJsYWNrChVKeENSdTNl6/Bpp4PZw==

Whinge - Not allowed to copy/paste the seeds?  Seriously?

[Man of Paper]

Yes. This is awesome. I'm going to be totally randomizing Gold tonight. I've gotten too used to plain old Nuzlocke (I was all over a play-style where you could actually lose at Pokemon) and need a newer, sexier challenge. Any suggestion for naming themes?

[Darkening Kaos]

Crazy Random Black LP
By Darkening Kaos

Spoiler: It begins (click to show/hide)

It started like it always does, Professor Juniper droning on about every dreary little thing her Minccino does.

There will come a day when we will be required to write a paper on its droppings, I swear.  Anyway, somewhere amongst all that drivel, I fell asleep and was mercifully saved from the tedium.  I wanted to be out in the fields chasing Pokemon of my own.

Leaving the class at the end of the day, I received a note from the professor, advising me that my grades had earned a Special Project Advisory. At last, all that after school-study and pestering observing other trainers from afar had paid off, even if I appeared uninterested in classes.

The next morning I was rudely awoken by an intruder in my bedroom - Cheren, the one who thinks he is my best friend, but is really just riding on my coat tails and sucking up to the professor.

He rambled on for quite some time while I had breakfast, then Bianca turned up, late and flustered as per usual for her, then we approached the gift-wrapped box Special Project that Professor Juniper had delivered earlier in the morning.
We examined the three Pokemon and began our deliberations;

{{Well, guys, what is your vote?  Ground-type Tympole; Grass-type Turtwig; or Fighting-type Oshawatt?  Also suggest a name if you want, I'm open to suggestions.  The colour backgrounds for each Pokemon are actually still representing the original Pokemon, not the one displayed.}}

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

(Ironic how you got one of the default starters...in response to which one to chose, make it random by assigning each one a number, and using random.org to decide for you.)

[Darkening Kaos]

{{The original Oshawott is a water-type pokemon, so he has been upgraded(?) slightly.  I also have a multitude of dice, picking one at random is not a problem, I can wait a few hours before I continue, although, truth be known, I would be biased toward the Oshawott, I prefer fighting-types.  But, will wait to see if anyone can put forward a pressing case for one of the others.}}

Edit: Dammit!  In my failed Nuzlocke, which I have just continued to play normally, I'm outside Nimbassa grinding up two of my team who are falling behind, and I've just run into Mewtwo, level 20, gonna do my best to catch it.  May cost me an Ultra-ball or two.

Son of Edit:  Mewtwo was caught!  Not with an UltraBall, though I used a few of them, but as combat had gone on for many rounds and practically all of my team had tried something to keep Mewtwo occupied, (everyone except the egg), I tried a TimerBall and it worked........Mewtwo will be added to the A-Team and begin training immediately.

[TheZoomZoll]

And we are back to nothing amazing!



Finding that special someone

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[Man of Paper]

So I rolled a random LG and fought Gary (I prefer the Gary Oak-looking cat be called GaryOak). I was like "Sweet, I got this Steel Vaporeon, I'mma kick your ass." And then it said "God GaryOak wants to fight!"

That in itself was intimidating. Unlike his pokemans, which I don't even recall at the moment.

[Vrky]

I randomized FireRed, and all starters sucked in that they had no attacking move at all
My Azurill splashed a lot while some Gary's crap whose name I can't recall growled, and then I regenerated ROM
Next time, got Nidoran, and first four routes only contained ghosts, rock types and steel types. WHILE I ONLY HAD SCRATCH!!!!

Fun ahead!!!