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[GreatWyrmGold]

Actually, I want the human alive.

[javierpwn]

As do I, I'm Struggle Snuggling him.

[anailater]

I'm gripping him with my neck.

[Remuthra]

I'm just biting his head off. No harm done.

[GreatWyrmGold]

I'm just biting his head off. No harm done.

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[GrizzlyAdamz]

Hmm, well, who noticed him? All of us at the same time? (hive mind!) If so, we're screwed. Otherwise, we'll have to weigh our options carefully. The dwarves likely won't see him, even if we tell them. So archery's boned. Meanwhile he's a goddamn badass and we don't want him telling his human buddies about us- their next siege will have a bit too much fire for comfort, or they could launch a search party for our nest.


Depending on how far away he is, and the terrain around us all, we could be sneaky and wait for him to move around, or we could try to charge straight at him. Being a hydra, if we have a hive-mind for detection then with all 9 sets of eyes trained on him we could probably keep him in sight, and unless he's some kinda parkour enchanted wizard we should be able to catch him.

We should try to keep his armor undamaged, but he'll be a whiz with his weaponry so I expect either lots of new companions or something slightly less pleasant. Remove his sword hand &/or head &/or feet. Unless he surrenders, (doubtful).

If we're going to charge, we should tell the dwarves about it first (if practical), so that they don't freak out.



Breath: only fire breath was ever mentioned, and it was disabled due to being born a hydra, (we're actually mutant dragons).

[scapheap]

Breath: only fire breath was ever mentioned, and it was disabled due to being born a hydra, (we're actually mutant dragons).

1 out of 100 mules are fertile, there are always exceptions(heck, being a mutant dragon mean that weird breath types are more likely, so what if we can't breath fire when we are breathing everything else.)

[Remuthra]

We can breathe kittens!

[scapheap]

We can breathe kittens!

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[GreatWyrmGold]

Has anyone bred fertile mules to see what would happen? Are second-generation mules more commonly fertile?

[scapheap]

It only happen in female mules.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

They'd probably be defective.

Yes, but darkness breath?....(raises eyebrow)

Hopefully we've developed the proper lining to our esophogi to permit those various breaths without melting/freezing/rainbowifying our own heads, in conjunction with these new breaths themselves. Not quite as feasible as 'your mutation fucked up your fire gland'. Just saying.

It only happen in female mules.

there are always exceptions

-edit
question @zanzet: Do we possess a hive mind? To what extent?
Also be sure to post a link to that game if you get around to it.

I propose we use this thread for hive-mind discourse, and post here before taking individual actions. Except mr. anarchy because fuck our rules.

[javierpwn]

Our Mr.Stupid Walton.
I just saw the Human to Struggle Snuggle him.

[scapheap]

GWG ask if someone bred fertile mules. There has been no fertile male mules yet to test it out.

Better?

[javierpwn]

Does GWG want inbred crossbreed abominations?
Their genes are imperfect, which gives them defects such as infertility. Crossbreeding two of them will create even worse combinations!

Everybody knows genetically engineered hybrids are the best anyways!