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RedKing

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Re: Pope Resigns
« Reply #120 on: February 13, 2013, 10:25:25 am »

No, Jesus was a time-travelling troll who brought tachyonic communications gear to give to St. Peter, but it's not actually God the Popes have been getting their instructions from, it's a group of Internet trolls in the year 2017. The next Pope will be the last, because they'll get bored with it and tell him to detonate the hidden Templar nukes for the lulz.

The Great Western Schism happened when there was a forum war between 4chan and SA.
Alexander VI came about because of a thread titled "How much can we fuck this dude up?"
The Church's doctrine is homophobic, bigoted and misogynistic because most Internet trolls are homophobic, bigoted and misogynistic. And they hate to use condoms.

....okay, this is starting to make too MUCH sense.  :o
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Re: Pope Resigns
« Reply #121 on: February 13, 2013, 10:25:54 am »

Too bad. I liked that pope. Mostly because he looks like Palpatine, he has a wicked smile, and that he was probably trolling the shit of the Catholic Church.

I mean, he is an Inquisitor.

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Re: Pope Resigns
« Reply #123 on: February 13, 2013, 12:12:30 pm »

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Re: Pope Resigns
« Reply #125 on: February 13, 2013, 03:35:11 pm »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTIorwtJbhE

I am going to leave this here

Edit: Don't watch if you like the pope
« Last Edit: February 14, 2013, 01:29:12 am by Evilsx »
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Re: Pope Resigns
« Reply #126 on: February 13, 2013, 08:21:36 pm »

I demand to know the origin of your sig text in a friendly neighborhood seal kind of way. Chrysoprase requests you think upon the details. *underexploited stealth reference which redking may yet understand and seems to have bounced just enough on the rails to have garnered grudging hospital access*
« Last Edit: February 14, 2013, 10:04:23 am by Novel »
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Re: Pope Resigns
« Reply #127 on: February 14, 2013, 01:24:38 am »

...I am going to wear a suit that looks like a cross...

Like Jesus did?
No, not in THAT way.
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Re: Pope Resigns
« Reply #128 on: February 14, 2013, 02:24:34 am »

I demand to know the origin of your sig text in a friendly neighborhood seal kind of way. Chrysoprase requests i you think upon the details. *underexploited stealth reference which redking may yet understand and seems to bounced just enough on the rails to have garnered grudging hospital access*
If you're talking about Evilsx's sig, that's from the tale of Old Man Henderson.
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Re: Pope Resigns
« Reply #129 on: February 14, 2013, 02:54:13 am »

I demand to know the origin of your sig text in a friendly neighborhood seal kind of way. Chrysoprase requests i you think upon the details. *underexploited stealth reference which redking may yet understand and seems to bounced just enough on the rails to have garnered grudging hospital access*
If you're talking about Evilsx's sig, that's from the tale of Old Man Henderson.
He be the TRUE pope
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Re: Pope Resigns
« Reply #130 on: February 14, 2013, 03:35:48 am »

... OLD MAN HENDERSON FOR POPE 2013!
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« Reply #131 on: February 14, 2013, 05:06:17 am »

Oh, does this mean we get a new anti-pope too?

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Re: Pope Resigns
« Reply #132 on: February 14, 2013, 09:09:41 am »

... OLD MAN HENDERSON FOR POPE 2013!

Warn me if they're using 4chan speak, please.
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Re: Pope Resigns
« Reply #133 on: February 14, 2013, 09:50:48 am »

I demand to know the origin of your sig text in a friendly neighborhood seal kind of way. Chrysoprase requests i you think upon the details. *underexploited stealth reference which redking may yet understand and seems to bounced just enough on the rails to have garnered grudging hospital access*
....dude, I can't even grok that sentence structure, much less the stealth reference.  ???
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Re: Pope Resigns
« Reply #134 on: February 14, 2013, 10:05:35 am »

Not my best work, admittedly. However, who better to intimidate a seal into reigniting tensions with penguins then the head of the troll mafia?
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