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[Loud Whispers]

want battle pope now

[Kot]

want battle pope now

I am pretty sure some of them did that during crusades. Or at least were strolling around in armour.

[Helgoland]

Reichsbesamungsregister

..compiled by the Reichsbumsaufsicht?

Now I wonder what their uniforms would look like

Whatever happened to popes who would relish the chance to become a martyr? Oh that's right Christians aren't meant to do that anymore, it's all about charity, taxing pilgrims, and selling indulgences.

Well, he wasn't exactly pope back then, you know? Just a regular twelve-year-old kid.

[Loud Whispers]

want battle pope now

I am pretty sure some of them did that during crusades. Or at least were strolling around in armour.

I know of battle priests, no battle popes

[Frumple]

Now I wonder what their uniforms would look like

All I can say is my mind is now swimming with designs for a swastika shaped posing pouch.

I didn't ask for this.

[Loud Whispers]

Swastikas are very nice shapes, very symmetrical, I hope Hindus and Buddhists manage to reclaim it for the West in the future without invoking Godwin

[MarcAFK]

I'm picturing a WH 40k style battle priest wielding a swastika shaped hammer while wearing a red robe shouting " hari khrishna motherfuckers!" And striking down unbelievers while giant bhramin bull shaped dreadnaughts spew fire and sulphur out of their nostrils, incinerating giant bear riding energy sword equipped Viking Christian communists.

[Sinistar]

Huh, I was pretty sure I've read something about battle popes somewhere around late-middle ages or something. Reclaiming/conquering Italian lands for their future feuds?

edit:
Well, searching for "battle pope" yields immediate amazing results.

Also pope Julius II.

Also this book.

i was kinda off though, but not that much.

[Loud Whispers]

Swastika glaive makes more sense than swastika hammer, also Pope Julius II is not battle pope enough

[ChairmanPoo]

edit: actually screw this. I'm not touching this one with a ten feet pole.

[Loud Whispers]

Oh shit lol it's space elevator

[smjjames]

I was going to respond to the link, but then chairmanpoo decided not to even bother with it.

It was obvious that guy (in the link) is a racist xenophobe anyway.

[MarcAFK]

Probably for the best anyway, we don't want anyone else to get carried away and link something racist and get banned like slowpoke did :/

[smjjames]

There wasn't anything racist about the link or the article itself, but you do have a point I suppose.

[Antsan]

I'm not sure which link you're talking about and now I'm curious.