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[Loud Whispers]

Cameron is not halal

[SirQuiamus]

It's also funny how little flak Davey has taken for his ludicrously blatant lies during last spring's campaign. ("Every poor Briton is so much better-off because of me!") But that's just what politicians do, ha ha, nothing to see here, move along.

Now, real-life necrobacon, on the other hand...

[notquitethere]

Necrobacon wins Neologism of the Day!

[Loud Whispers]

Personally I think these allegations may be a load of hogwash, in spite of how much of a porker the big ham is. He is a rasher maverick fried a little on the fat side, but one who lies in sties? I find this a little hard to stomach, a salami slam of allegations that ultimately leaves us little more than the monkey's uncle of Sir Francis Bacon.

[miauw62]

Chuckles here: #baeofpigs

The Milliband Sandwich one was particularly good.

What scandal?

A disgruntled billionaire who didn't get the kickbacks promised to him just published a biography of our PM claiming that as an initiation rite he had illicit relations with a deceased pig.

British Pie?

[Sheb]

Now, LW, don't get too swinish over the matter.
It would be piggish to keep acting like a ham over all this.
We all enjoy a good ribbing now and then, but this roasting in the media is a bit unseemly.
Watching Cameron squeal won't bring home the bacon on welfare reform.
This mudslinging is beneath us. The press coverage has become a real sty as Ashcroft keeps hocking his hit job around.
Though I imagine it has chopped him down to size a bit.
Downing Street is knuckling under.
Now is snout the time for jokes. I hoof we can move on.

[miauw62]

Oh no, not again!

[Sergarr]

Necrobacon wins Neologism of the Day!

Oh no, not again!

Did anyone order some MAGMAAAAAAAAAAA?

[Nick K]

Good news for David - it seems I was doubly wrong when I described him having oral sex with a dead pig's head as necrophiliac bestiality. At least according to the law.

Edit: Cassetteboy have done another of their works of genius: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBpQJ98rR4o. Today is just pure comedy gold.

[CaptainMcClellan]

Wow. Is there something psychological about that poll?

[MarcAFK]

I hope the trio of 7's don't get disturbed.

[notquitethere]

In a way, we've got Clegg to thank for this porcine hilarity: he vetoed Ashcroft's position in the cabinet, which set off the feud.

[Antsan]

And people still wonder why other people think politics is bunk. Seriously, this is just grotesque on every level. It's like reading the first efforts of a 14 year old trying to write a novel or something.
Where does the respect for these people come from?

[Ukrainian Ranger]

Russian IFR tanker plane with 4 Su-25 armoured attack vehicles flying after it, one receiving fuel seen in sky above Syria.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JYEmXJ60Yc
A voice behind the camera gladly welcomes such a sight ans thanks God for the happening.
Also youtube comments are hilarious

in before Russia conquers and recolonizes all of Africa, using war on terrorism as a rouse

Sometimes I think that Arab language needs exactly two words

[smjjames]

Russian IFR tanker plane with 4 Su-25 armoured attack vehicles flying after it, one receiving fuel seen in sky above Syria.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JYEmXJ60Yc
A voice behind the camera gladly welcomes such a sight ans thanks God for the happening.
Also youtube comments are hilarious

in before Russia conquers and recolonizes all of Africa, using war on terrorism as a rouse

Sometimes I think that Arab language needs exactly two words

What, God and War?