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[Kot]

Ah yes, because no matter how many chickens stolen from your grand^12-father, a war fought 350 years ago makes for such a great reason to hate people.

I'm not sure where do you live but the fact you take chickens for cultural heritage makes it seem like a very shit place to live, truly. Also, while I'm very bad at being consistent, I think I said I don't have anything against people themselves (not that it will stop me from insulting their country), but rather against their countries, as long as they aren't openly claiming (*Cough* U *cough* R *cough* *cough*) whatever their country did to screw with Poland was good thing.

Wouldn't the sensible thing to do with the gold be to look for proof of who owned it originally

Pfft. This never was really a thing (Sweden...) so why would it be in this case?

[smjjames]

I think all of the gold should be equally split up between the countries of Europe. Except for Germany because none of it is theirs and Switzerland because they have plenty already Edit: and Italy because um, they were part of the Axis powers and so, none of it is probably theirs?.

All of the art pieces should be sent back to their countries of origin of course.

[Frumple]

They should melt it all down and dump it in the mariana trench. Give people a reason to get off their arse and get down there.

[Il Palazzo]

They should melt it all down and dump it in the mariana trench. Give people a reason to get off their arse and get down there.

Think bigger - send it to the Moon! To Mars! To Pluto and beyond!

[Frumple]

No, no. Keep things reasonable. Europe doesn't have a space program worth mentioning, but they do have navies. Give 'em a goal they might actually be able to achieve. Probably couldn't get the stuff out of atmo to begin with, anyway.

... or better, shanghai whoever manages to get the gold up, melt the gold back down, and then shoot it to the moon. Two birds for the price of one.

[notquitethere]

Fake putting the gold in the trench, use the gold to fund moonbase.

[Loud Whispers]

They should melt it all down and dump it in the mariana trench. Give people a reason to get off their arse and get down there.

Think bigger - send it to the Moon! To Mars! To Pluto and beyond!

Then you just end up with nazis on Pluto

[Il Palazzo]

Europe doesn't have a space program worth mentioning

You wound me sir. Unlike some, I might not be especially keen on being personally hurt by 300 year-old slights against political entities vaguely related to the one I happen to be a part of, perpetrated by long-dead people to the detriment of other long-dead people, to whom I'm equally likely to be related on either side as well as not related at all.
However, if you spread lies against ESA Imma gonna take umbrage, you knave!
They landed on a comet, goddammit. And on Titan (granted, after piggy-backing on a NASA's craft). And made the most accurate map of the afterglow of the Big Bang. That is a program to be proud of.

They should melt it all down and dump it in the mariana trench. Give people a reason to get off their arse and get down there.

Think bigger - send it to the Moon! To Mars! To Pluto and beyond!

Then you just end up with nazis on Pluto

How is that a bad thing?

[mainiac]

Records might be iffy?

In which case it belongs to France, the only nation which had enough gold to lose a trainload.

It's like if 50000 tons of missing maple syrup turned up.  It's Canadian until proven otherwise.

[Kot]

So it's Swiss. Huh.

[Loud Whispers]

How is that a bad thing?

Cosmic nazis need lots of living space, outer space will not sate them

[mainiac]

So it's Swiss. Huh.

Brilliant follow up to my post.  Top kek.

[Digital Hellhound]

No-one will take Pluto Nazis seriously. You try mustering up the gravitas for a regime of evil when you don't even have a real planet.

[scrdest]

Records might be iffy?

In which case it belongs to France, the only nation which had enough gold to lose a trainload.

It's like if 50000 tons of missing maple syrup turned up.  It's Canadian until proven otherwise.

But if a trainload of gold went missing, that explains why the other countries don't have as much gold if they were the ones who lost it.

[Il Palazzo]

How is that a bad thing?

Cosmic nazis need lots of living space, outer space will not sate them

'Ze outer space vould not provide us vith ze Lebensraum, so ve turned to ze inner space of our Aryan souls and set out to conquer ze lands vithin.'
That's how Hippie Space Nazis came to be.