I was about to go on about slippery characters and other fish metaphors but I'm going to stop myself because it's atrocious. Instead, I'm just going to report the new development I've found like a normal human being.
Nicola Sturgeon, soon to be First Minister of Scotland, has insisted that in order for the UK to leave the European Union, every constituent nation within the UK has to vote in favour of leaving. This means that if Scotland or Wales or Northern Ireland votes No in the EU referendum coming up in 2017 (if there's a Tory government in 2015) then the UK cannot leave the EU, even if a massive English Yes voting majority means that there's a UK wide majority for withdrawal.
This will have a number of effects; the most important of which is that the UK parties will be forced to choose between pleasing the enormous English electorate which decides whether they're elected or not, or appeasing Scotland and the other British regions which have aspirations for autonomy. The UK parties will inevitably choose England. None of them actually want to leave the EU; they'd love to use the new Scottish/Welsh/NI veto thing because it's a get out of jail card, but the power of the English electorate when it is disgruntled is a force to be reckoned with, especially when every mainstream party is losing ground to UKIP. Labour nearly lost their seat to UKIP in the Heywood and Middleton by election last month; that's a Northern English Labour safe seat, not a failing old seaside town like UKIP's traditional heartlands.
So yes, the public outcry will be such that the uppity Scots will be told that they've just voted to stay in the UK, therefore they must accept UK decisions; even if that means being pulled out of the EU. We are unlikely to get Sturgeon's veto and she knows it. This then opens the door to my 2020 scenario where Scotland has a separate referendum to secede from the UK once again and remain within the European Union.
Mark my words; everything will be different in that referendum. It's hard to sell the "Better Together" argument when the UK electorate just voted to leave the world's biggest trading and free-movement bloc, devolution has been hijacked by the Tories for political gain (undoubtedly leaving us with some stunted mess through the Smith Commission) and we've got yet another Tory government (as I predict) despite the fact that Scotland didn't vote for it. The worst of the cuts will have hit us by then, whether that's from a Labour or Tory government.
All those banks, businesses and newspapers which publicly opposed independence or were portrayed as doing so would suddenly find themselves joining the pro-independence camp as they try to ensure that they remain within the EU. I can imagine quite a few factories, headquarters and jobs moving north of the border to escape the disastrous effects of a British EU exit.
Although the EU withdrawal wouldn't mean a majority of Scots would automatically support independence; we can't say that for sure, given the fact that a lot of Scots do want to leave (just less than in England). However, with a 45% Yes vote in 2014, surely we could see at least a 6% swing in our favour in 2020/2023.