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Author Topic: Sheb's European Megathread: Remove Feta!  (Read 1785572 times)

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Re: Sheb's European Politics Megathread
« Reply #12030 on: October 16, 2014, 08:11:59 am »

Meanwhile in Crimea

http://www.worldbulletin.net/todays-news/146190/russians-burn-books-to-liquidate-crimeas-ukrainian-past

The solution is to use ebooks!

From the other articles on the side, looks like there is also some trouble with relations between Crimea and Turkey. Not to mention targeting of the Crimean Tatar population, which isn't surprising.
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Re: Sheb's European Politics Megathread
« Reply #12031 on: October 16, 2014, 08:54:35 am »

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Re: Sheb's European Politics Megathread
« Reply #12033 on: October 17, 2014, 12:09:26 pm »

Damn Finns and their submarines.
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Re: Sheb's European Politics Megathread
« Reply #12034 on: October 17, 2014, 12:30:33 pm »

It's most probably a Russian submarine.
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Re: Sheb's European Politics Megathread
« Reply #12035 on: October 17, 2014, 12:34:32 pm »

No, it's a Finnish submarine DISGUISED as a Russian submarine.
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Re: Sheb's European Politics Megathread
« Reply #12036 on: October 17, 2014, 12:41:52 pm »

It's most probably a Russian submarine.
So what would you say if it is captured and the soldiers taken prisoner?
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Re: Sheb's European Politics Megathread
« Reply #12037 on: October 17, 2014, 12:43:14 pm »

why finns have submarines is a mystery to the world

do they plan to torpedoshiv russian fishing boats

or blow up the ship swedish hockey players would be on

It's most probably a Russian submarine.
So what would you say if it is captured and the soldiers taken prisoner?

wishful thinking, that sort of shit also didn't happen during the cold war even though swedish territorial waters were breached more or less regularly
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Re: Sheb's European Politics Megathread
« Reply #12038 on: October 17, 2014, 12:56:56 pm »

It's most probably a Russian submarine.
So what would you say if it is captured and the soldiers taken prisoner?
How do you plan on capturing a submarine without killing everyone in it?

Seriously, how?
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Re: Sheb's European Politics Megathread
« Reply #12039 on: October 17, 2014, 01:07:44 pm »

It's most probably a Russian submarine.
So what would you say if it is captured and the soldiers taken prisoner?
How do you plan on capturing a submarine without killing everyone in it?

Seriously, how?

Damage or otherwise force to surface, point big shooty cannons at the sub and regular-sized shooty rifles at the crew?
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Re: Sheb's European Politics Megathread
« Reply #12040 on: October 17, 2014, 01:08:17 pm »

"Surface and surrender or we will launch ASW missiles and sink your junky Soviet submarine, as you are foreign military personnel operating in our territory without our permission."
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Re: Sheb's European Politics Megathread
« Reply #12041 on: October 17, 2014, 01:09:52 pm »

Yeah, subs have been captured before...

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Re: Sheb's European Politics Megathread
« Reply #12042 on: October 17, 2014, 01:10:49 pm »

Meanwhile in Crimea

http://www.worldbulletin.net/todays-news/146190/russians-burn-books-to-liquidate-crimeas-ukrainian-past

Unfortunately this is not the first time. It happened few times in past 10 years. Hack even the referendum for independence on crimea happend one or two times in the past. They are very anti ukraine oriented, so it is not that much a surprise that russia invaded it first.
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Re: Sheb's European Politics Megathread
« Reply #12043 on: October 17, 2014, 01:38:53 pm »

It's most probably a Russian submarine.
So what would you say if it is captured and the soldiers taken prisoner?
How do you plan on capturing a submarine without killing everyone in it?

Seriously, how?

Damage or otherwise force to surface, point big shooty cannons at the sub and regular-sized shooty rifles at the crew?
You can't exactly damage submarine without risking a major chance of killing everyone in it.

"Surface and surrender or we will launch ASW missiles and sink your junky Soviet submarine, as you are foreign military personnel operating in our territory without our permission."
They don't exactly have radio down there... How will you get the message to them? Also, they're probably explicitly forbidden from surrendering and risking getting the precious equipment (and missiles!) into the hands of the enemies.
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Re: Sheb's European Politics Megathread
« Reply #12044 on: October 17, 2014, 01:44:34 pm »

It's most probably a Russian submarine.
So what would you say if it is captured and the soldiers taken prisoner?
How do you plan on capturing a submarine without killing everyone in it?

Seriously, how?

Damage or otherwise force to surface, point big shooty cannons at the sub and regular-sized shooty rifles at the crew?
You can't exactly damage submarine without risking a major chance of killing everyone in it.

"Surface and surrender or we will launch ASW missiles and sink your junky Soviet submarine, as you are foreign military personnel operating in our territory without our permission."
They don't exactly have radio down there... How will you get the message to them? Also, they're probably explicitly forbidden from surrendering and risking getting the precious equipment (and missiles!) into the hands of the enemies.

Re: 1 - presumably the crew knows it themselves. And presumably the crew is not a bunch of Death Seekers.

Re: 2 - ...it's not WWII anymore. Regular radio won't work when submerged because of the fact that water has a pretty high absorbance at radio wavelengths, but subs totally do have comms nowadays. It's often text-only, but nonetheless. And again, most people aren't terribly fond of dying when they're not even in the state of war with the nation in question.
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