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[10ebbor10]

Commision for destruction of chemical weaponry gets peace price

Ceo's of 10 energy compagnies, together owners of about half Europe's energy capacity, call for an end of renewable subsidies.

[scriver]

Sorry, I'm too busy preparing for the inevitable economic collapse in a few days to care. Currently looting stores for conserves, gonna start raiding the village nextby for slaves for when we descend into a post-apocalyptic slave-based economy. I'm sure they'll fetch a good price. Also having meat for the whole winter might be nice too #WinterIsComing, #AlwaysPrepared

[MetalSlimeHunt]

You're looting stores for conservatives? I must say, that seems like a bad strategy. Randian philosophy is not something you want amongst your band of morally ambiguous survivors coping with the end of the world through rampant indulgence in forbidden vice.

[shadenight123]

Don't we have a nice hole at the depths of the ocean? You know, that abyss which is said to be the deepest possible? let's flung all the waste of the world down there, and use a double-door plugging system. Basically, we 'seal' the abyss, we throw stuff inside, we open the 'lower' hatch and the stuff keeps going down.

So when Cthulhu wakes up, he'll wake up in trash, radioactive waste and used condoms.
But at least, he'll have a good reason to be angry.

[Darvi]

So when Cthulhu wakes up, he'll wake up in trash, radioactive waste and used condoms.
But at least, he'll have a good reason to be angry.

Cfoofoo is gonna be so pissed.

[Descan]

I still want that 10 000 year warning project to get constructed. So fucking awesome.

Fields of spikes, pillars of stone, "There is no honour here." "This place is death." "We considered ourselves powerful and even we were frightened of what is buried here."

[10ebbor10]

That probably doesn't work though. I mean, look at all the death threats that were painted on the burial tombs of the pyramids. We never doubted going in there.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Yes, that's why I've always supported the alternate plan: Find the most remote, inhospitable, fucking useless place on Earth, dig several hundred feet straight down, and leave it all there in the sturdiest container we can build. Remove all traces that we were there.

Bam, it'll probably never be found by someone who doesn't already have a Geiger counter.

[10ebbor10]

That's a synopsis of pretty much every containment plan in existence. And the best evidence for it's viability are the natural uranium reactors in France, which haven't been noticed until they excavated them looking for the uranium.

[10ebbor10]

Eurosceptics aiming for landslide victory. Prediction aim them at 20%

[Dutchling]

Eurosceptics aiming for landslide victory. Prediction aim them at 20%

Can't read it for free :/.

[Owlbread]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but is UKIP imploding down South? From my perspective it's like they're falling apart, having gotten too big to manage and rather too full of crazies. I don't really know though, I'm not really in touch with English politics.

[10ebbor10]

Eurosceptics aiming for landslide victory. Prediction aim them at 20%

Can't read it for free :/.

Wut, I just looked at it entirely. Apparently google bypasses the pay restriction somehow.

Gimme a moment.

Edit: Have the BBC Link

This are not the British eurosceptics. It's the dutch and the French, among others.

[Durin Stronginthearm]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but is UKIP imploding down South? From my perspective it's like they're falling apart, having gotten too big to manage and rather too full of crazies. I don't really know though, I'm not really in touch with English politics.

That would be something of an exaggeration (at least for the moment, they may well end up going that way. I hope they stick around til the next general election though, and split the Tory vote). One or two UKIPers have said some silly things, but as far as I can tell they're still seen by many as scrappy upstarts telling it like it is.

[Helgoland]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but is UKIP imploding down South? From my perspective it's like they're falling apart, having gotten too big to manage and rather too full of crazies. I don't really know though, I'm not really in touch with English politics.

But dude, you, like, live there *ducks*