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[MetalSlimeHunt]

No, no. I am not letting the discussion go back to whether or not there are Russian shills messing around in other countries. It's them, ok. It's always them. And the Eastern Euros are gonna start killing refugees. We know all this. It's rote.

The purpose of this thread now, the thing we cannot possibly ignore, is that David Cameron fucked a pig's head.

[ChairmanPoo]

*shrug*  Meh, if that's his turn-on then more power to him. I mean, considering that recently it came out that several MPs and a prime minister from the seventies were child molesters, a dead-pig molester is obviously a step-up.

[Frumple]

The purpose of this thread now, the thing we cannot possibly ignore, is that David Cameron fucked a pig's head.

Dead pig. Don't forget that. Probably the best thing about it is it's almost certainly not illegal. I think the most wonderfully succinct line on the subject I've seen is this:

The mouth of a dead pig is a legal no man's land.

Wasn't really a turn-on thing, though... probably, anyway. It's being claimed as frat-style hazing bullshit, back when the guy was in college. Second best thing is that due to how the UK's laws on defamation and whatnot are setup, there's almost certainly photo evidence :V

[SirQuiamus]

How many former members does this Posh Cunt Dining Club have, anyway? Davey Boy is hardly the only one, and it's kinda unfair to shit on him for doing precisely what everyone else did.

It does amuse me that British upper-class lads are now confirmed pig fuckers, although I can't say I'm surprised, by any means.

[penguinofhonor]

Maybe being part of the political elite isn't worth it.

[SirQuiamus]

Oh, it definitely is.

If the other lads keep your little secret, that is.

[nenjin]

Maybe being part of the political elite isn't worth it.

Unless you already dig on swine, that is.

[Sheb]

This, of course, obscure the real question in the#BaeOf Pigs scandal: Did Cameron have an hard-on while pig-fucking?

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I think we know the answer to that.

[Frumple]

Y'know, thinking on it, this could almost be seen as a political coup. If this is what cameron is known and remembered for in the immediate memory, it would likely be a step up for the blighter. As with goats, it only takes one pig to largely erase most other actions vis a vis public recollection. And everyone else can just insinuate to people he was a necrophiliac pig-fetishist, cheerfully deflecting little facts like that they had previously supported the guy.

Hell, it's already half looking like people are forgetting what caused the claims was a billionaire funder not getting enough kickbacks for their taste -- one lovely and blatant bit of corruption, nicely redirected towards base moral approbation. If it's not just neurotic political backbiting, it would almost be admirably canny. Would even explain why cameron doesn't seem to be fighting the accusations too hard, ha.

Guess the real question is what's sneaking through the legislature or whatev' at the moment. Be a good time to get something in under the radar.

[SirQuiamus]

It's a plot to hand over Britain to the EU in exchange for five hundred tons of German bacon.

[Sheb]

Which is a rotten deal for the EU.

[martinuzz]

Russian IFR tanker plane with 4 Su-25 armoured attack vehicles flying after it, one receiving fuel seen in sky above Syria.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JYEmXJ60Yc
A voice behind the camera gladly welcomes such a sight ans thanks God for the happening.
Also youtube comments are hilarious

in before Russia conquers and recolonizes all of Africa, using war on terrorism as a rouse

[notquitethere]

Things getting in under the radar:

- Revoking free school meals for primary students (aka The Return of the Milk Snatcher)
- Fit for Work Assessment deemed reason for suicide by a coroner
- NHS on the brink of collapse, apparently.

[penguinofhonor]

I don't think any of that makes this a media conspiracy to distract the public. I know the Fit to Work thing has been going on for a while already without anyone paying attention. Which is weird since it's a government program that seems to be directly responsible for the deaths of (IIRC) thousands of people.