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Helgoland

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Re: Sheb's European Megathread: Remove Feta!
« Reply #19935 on: September 07, 2015, 04:44:43 pm »
I'm not gonna slice up my penis to be more like the French, Sheb. Or did I misunderstand the purpose of that knife?
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Arguably he's already a progressive, just one in the style of an enlightened Kaiser.
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I'm going to do the smart thing here and disengage. This isn't a hill I paticularly care to die on.

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Re: Sheb's European Megathread: Remove Feta!
« Reply #19936 on: September 07, 2015, 05:04:36 pm »
Why did I google "male fucking a wine bottle"? :(
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Re: Sheb's European Megathread: Remove Feta!
« Reply #19937 on: September 07, 2015, 05:06:38 pm »
Can only guess you got in to some bad wine. Next time make sure it's not paint thinner in a wine bottle :V
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Re: Sheb's European Megathread: Remove Feta!
« Reply #19938 on: September 07, 2015, 05:26:06 pm »
We should nudge the topic elsewhere guys.... lol......
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Re: Sheb's European Megathread: Remove Feta!
« Reply #19939 on: September 07, 2015, 05:48:46 pm »
French jokes will never be the same again
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Re: Sheb's European Megathread: Remove Feta!
« Reply #19940 on: September 07, 2015, 06:27:02 pm »
Quote from: smjjames on September 07, 2015, 05:26:06 pm
We should nudge the topic elsewhere guys.... lol......
Indeed.

So, what would be the geopolitical consequences for Yurop if all the world leaders started fucking wine bottles?
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Re: Sheb's European Megathread: Remove Feta!
« Reply #19941 on: September 07, 2015, 06:32:01 pm »
Merkel would finally rule uncontested, after all other leaders have died of blood loss?
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 28, 2014, 03:28:43 am
Arguably he's already a progressive, just one in the style of an enlightened Kaiser.
Quote from: Wolfhunter107 on May 26, 2017, 08:10:14 pm
I'm going to do the smart thing here and disengage. This isn't a hill I paticularly care to die on.

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Re: Sheb's European Megathread: Remove Feta!
« Reply #19942 on: September 07, 2015, 06:39:54 pm »
... that's an impressive depreciation of merkel's character right there. I like it.
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Re: Sheb's European Megathread: Remove Feta!
« Reply #19943 on: September 07, 2015, 06:47:44 pm »
Why of her character? All I'm saying is that she has a vagina.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 28, 2014, 03:28:43 am
Arguably he's already a progressive, just one in the style of an enlightened Kaiser.
Quote from: Wolfhunter107 on May 26, 2017, 08:10:14 pm
I'm going to do the smart thing here and disengage. This isn't a hill I paticularly care to die on.

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Re: Sheb's European Megathread: Remove Feta!
« Reply #19944 on: September 07, 2015, 06:49:03 pm »
Quote from: Helgoland on September 07, 2015, 06:32:01 pm
Merkel would finally rule uncontested, after all other leaders have died of blood loss?
Marie Le Pen would also be able to take control of France uncontested and Burlusconi would rise to the challenge and reclaim the Roman Empire in the name of bunga bunga. It'd be a three way between cocaine politician, shoggoth minister and putin waifu

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Re: Sheb's European Megathread: Remove Feta!
« Reply #19945 on: September 07, 2015, 08:01:06 pm »
Also some wankers who joined ISIS from Britain just got BRRRTTTTTTTT'd by the Royal Air Force after they planned attacks on Britain during memorial service.

Amazingly people are protesting this bringing up the "potential violation of somebody's right to life". That somebody fighting for ISIS.

Some people... Some people I swear have more heart than eyes. Bleeding hearts aside a more serious criticism is brought up by one of the Scots in that action was taken without Parliamentary approval. I'm not too bothered either way; it's easier to kill first then squabble in parliament than to squabble in parliament and then be killed because nothing was done to disrupt their operations.
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« Reply #19946 on: September 07, 2015, 08:28:47 pm »
It's the same kind of ethical problem and argument that arose where we used an air strike to kill an American turned Al Quaeda cleric.

Basically should <head of state of country x> be able to call an air strike to kill a terrorist that is of the same nationality as country x.
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Re: Sheb's European Megathread: Remove Feta!
« Reply #19947 on: September 07, 2015, 09:13:11 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on September 07, 2015, 08:01:06 pm
I'm not too bothered either way; it's easier to kill first then squabble in parliament than to squabble in parliament and then be killed because nothing was done to disrupt their operations.

Yeah the problem isn't the intensity of the anger in parliments, the problem is that extrajudicial killings by the state are a horrible precedent.
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Re: Sheb's European Megathread: Remove Feta!
« Reply #19948 on: September 07, 2015, 09:38:54 pm »
No I'm curious who would be the heads of state across the world if all the men died and were replaced by their next female successor.

Germany is easy of course.
America would get it's first Billionaire Jewish President

I dont know about the rest though because I dont think other countries have such redundant succession laws in case the president and successor kick it at the same time.

As far as I can tell, if Harper died right now, Canada just wouldn't have a prime minister until a new government formed.  Terrorists take note.
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Re: Sheb's European Megathread: Remove Feta!
« Reply #19949 on: September 08, 2015, 04:58:17 am »
Brazil and Argentine would remain stable IIRC. I dunno what's the situation with Hollande and Ségolène Royal.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 28, 2014, 03:28:43 am
Arguably he's already a progressive, just one in the style of an enlightened Kaiser.
Quote from: Wolfhunter107 on May 26, 2017, 08:10:14 pm
I'm going to do the smart thing here and disengage. This isn't a hill I paticularly care to die on.
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