Sock, I'm flattered, but sadly I do not speak Kölsch.
Consider my jaw dropped.
@Owlbread
I'm going to mess up with the huge quotes, so just a few points:
- If you cite Arabic as an example, then there is no reason to split up the German speaking regions, the differences between German dialects (as they are spoken today) are not larger than between the various forms of Arabic, probably even less pronounced in comparison. If you cite Pan-Arabic movements, there have been Pan-Germanic and Pan-Slavic movements as well, and we don't really want that again, do we.
- There are differences with regional and historic names, Franconia usually today means a territory that is - very roughly - the northern part of today's state of Bavaria. People from the Rhineland, the Palatinate or Hesse do speak Franconian dialects, but there isn't really such thing as a Franconian identity there, rather you have different territorial/regional identities. I'm not even sure the Franconian identity in Bavaria is much more than a regional identity, in no way comparable to the Austrian identity, which is much stronger (and separate from "German"), due to history. If you want identities above a certain level of dialect, "German" is a fully functional one, much more than say "British".
- Lower Saxony is a historical name, from the ancient Saxons. People there spoke Low German, which has mostly died out. The modern Saxon dialects are High German dialects spoken in (roughly) Saxony, Saxony-Anhalt and parts of Thuringia.
- With the Kurds I was thinking about the isolated Kurdish population in Eastern Iran. There is no way you could have a Kurdistan that includes all Kurdish areas, as geographically isolated as they are, just one that includes the majority.