BWAHAHAHA!translation summation
- The Spanish president postured before the nation about "work groups" working to solve the "Gibraltar crisis"
- The British PM, and the governor/viceroy/whatever of Gibraltar say precisedly the contrary. In fact, according to the British Goverment the Spanish president (
stock photo) was bending over the demands of the UK goverment to stop the goddamn crisis he started himself.
So in summation,
- President Useless starts a crisis in order to lure attention away from his corruption stench (
after having been drenched in manure by Mr Barcenas' Shit-projecting Fan).
- Since ETA is in a permanent-and-this-time-looks-for-real ceasefire, and he wasn't able to capitalize on anti-catalonian hatred, he decided to dust off the old Gibraltar trick from Franco's arsenal of political-posturing-bullshit. (I doubt there is even any merit whatsoever to his complaints to begin with - the way I hear it the "debris" being dumped was part of a joint Gibraltar-Andalusian project to make artificial reefs for wildlife. Even if there was some basis for complaint, the move was insanely out of proportion, in a way that would make Kim jong Un proud)
- Once again to noone's surprise, what worked fine for an isolationist fascist dictator turned out to be utterly absurd for an EU member, and he was rightfully called out for his bullshit. President Useless flees, while leaving a brown stain on his seat.
- Unsure on what to do, he once again picks a page from Kim Jong Un's manual and claims the contrary to the national media.
- Unsurprisingly, what works out for Best Korea doesn't work out so well for an EU member, and once again, he's called out for his bullshit and hilarity ensues.
You know what's the saddest bit?
If elections were called today, the two mediocre-and-corrupt major parties would STILL get the majority vote, and odds are this colossal asshole would get reelected. . People *are* changing their vote to third-parties, but not enough, and at a depressingly slow rate