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[Rolepgeek]

Keep Marshy's mouth shut. With my mouth.

[scapheap]

"These 'revolutionaries', why are they 'revolutioning'?"

[Dariush]

Why You Don't Shout 'Revolution' in Front of Dwarves

((I read it as 'why don't you shout blahblahblah' ))

Fluffy: bite Marshy. Not gently, we won't need him later. Then moderately gently bite Goldie while everyone is distracted.

[GreatWyrmGold]

"These 'revolutionaries', why are they 'revolutioning'?"

"Because they don't bathe! ...Tough crowd."

"Goldie. Please shut up now and stop arguing with the dwarves who can clearly kill use quite easily."

"I'm pointing out a flaw in their logic so they don't make that mistake again and giving them a choice in how two proceed with the relations. Anyways, if you hate it, offer them another deal. See if you can get more heads behind it."

[Gamerlord]

See, this is why I want to get rid of Goldie.

[GreatWyrmGold]

"If you don't like what I say, say something else! If I was gone, you'd probably just titter amongst yourselves like songbirds until the crows come home!"

[Gamerlord]

AT LEAST WE'D COME UP WITH A BETTER IDEA THAN ALLYING WITH BLOODY DIRTY DWARVES!

[GreatWyrmGold]

"I'm not the only one who didn't want to, and incidentally you may want to lower your voice if you're going to insult our armed, irritable hosts again. Now shut up before you do so."

[Dariush]

I don't think allying with people who can shoot a potential ally for merely saying a single word that coincidentally relates to their troubles is a good idea. In fact, I suggest we ditch the midgets, capture a single blacksmith, torture him into forging us armor, weapons and whatever other useful metal equipment we may require, then dispatch him to get rid of the witnesses and then decide what to do next. Thoughts?

[Gamerlord]

Finally someone who's sane.

[GreatWyrmGold]

"Just FYI, if I had full control over a forelimb I would be striking my snout with my palm. You really shouldn't be talking about torturing people who are pointing weapons at you.

"Dear dwarves, please do nit judge me by the company I keep. Sometimes I wonder if they would have run off a cliff a while ago had I not been around to stop them."

[Dariush]

And if I had a control of a forelimb, I'd have done the same. And then punched you. Repeatedly. I said that first we get out of this temple, and then get a-torturing, being secure in knowledge that we're a massive regenerating intelligent monster whose only weakness nobody except for the said monster knows and at whom nobody is pointing any sharp objects.

[GreatWyrmGold]

"Dwarves? You wouldn't happen to know some way to sever me and leave me alive without making me an immobile head?"

[Dariush]

Did the title of village idiot pass to you from Walton and nobody told me?

[GreatWyrmGold]

"Says the idiot who was talking about torturing people pointing loaded weapons at him...and no, I want to get away from you in a non-suicide way so you idiots don't get us all killed!"