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Author Topic: You are the head of a hydra. (Stopped, going to be restarted in a new thread)  (Read 55372 times)

Aseaheru

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Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
« Reply #360 on: April 06, 2013, 10:24:25 am »

Protect goldie. also think about tea and crumpets.
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Remuthra

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Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
« Reply #361 on: April 06, 2013, 10:26:16 am »

Arbitrate. If anyone attacks me, bite their head off.

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Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
« Reply #362 on: April 06, 2013, 10:36:32 am »

"Walton know what make deed Dwerves happy! Gib dem some Feeshies!
You Dwerves want some o' Walton's Feeshies?"

Oh you should not have done that, Goldie...

Fluffy: bite Goldie. Moderately gently, we may still need him later.
Jimmie-bob: lightly nip Fluffy in the ear. Possibly invite Walton.
Talk to dwarves, nip earslits
« Last Edit: April 06, 2013, 07:06:27 pm by javierpwn »
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
« Reply #363 on: April 06, 2013, 06:54:03 pm »

"Ow! Okay, next time YOU speak up...Walton! No biting dwarves!"
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Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
« Reply #364 on: April 06, 2013, 06:56:30 pm »

If needed, I could deliver the diplomatic arguments. The rock is strong, but it must have someone to throw it.

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Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
« Reply #365 on: April 06, 2013, 08:30:09 pm »

"*sigh*...I knew this would happen. See, Goldie, now they are far less likely to accept anything we might propose...we need to salvage this somehow. Suggest that we assist in protecting their settlements, from thieves and raiders and the like, 'full-time', and in return they might provide us food. Carefully, we need to ask what their views on our servants are, without suggesting we are related to them in any way."
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Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
« Reply #366 on: April 06, 2013, 09:08:17 pm »

"There's a time and a place for everything, but this is neither for that."
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Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
« Reply #367 on: April 06, 2013, 10:22:12 pm »

Goldie has failed us! We require a new leader! VIVA LA REVOLUTION!

Bite Goldie's head off.

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Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
« Reply #368 on: April 06, 2013, 10:26:57 pm »

Rally favor with my diplomatic skills, so I can step in as leader when Goldie dies.

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Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
« Reply #369 on: April 06, 2013, 10:34:34 pm »

Goldie has failed us! We require a new leader! VIVA LA REVOLUTION!

Bite Goldie's head off.
"I'm only the 'leader' because everyone else was too lazy to be! You do the work, you get the title."

Bite back if he bites me,
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Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
« Reply #370 on: April 06, 2013, 10:43:24 pm »

(I appologize if this is sudden, but I couldn't resist.)

Turn 16: Why You Don't Shout 'Revolution' in Front of Dwarves

At the very second Marshy had finished shouting 'revolution' and began his attack, a bolt launched out from a crossbow impacting Marshy right between the eyes, causing Marshy to disintegrate, then regrow with another head.  The rest of the heads looked to where the bolt came from in shock, and saw the General lower a crossbow and hand it to a subordinate.

"I want no mention of 'revolution' from any of you.  We are currently fighting some 'revolutionaries' and that very word has become a symbol for death if used in the context that you just used it in.  As for your question, Gold, we are not giving you a place, because your ability in battle has been terrible of the fights we have seen.  You aren't even able to agree on anything.  So why should we?  You can give us no reason at all."

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Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
« Reply #371 on: April 06, 2013, 10:55:02 pm »

"And dwarves get along all the time? But enough of this; let us prove ourself in battle or let us return home.

"And that was no normal human. Between the magic items and cutting off my head whilst being eaten..."
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Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
« Reply #372 on: April 06, 2013, 11:41:58 pm »

"Goldie. Please shut up now and stop arguing with the dwarves who can clearly kill use quite easily."
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Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
« Reply #373 on: April 06, 2013, 11:50:36 pm »

YOU BLOODY BASTARD! REVOLUTION REVOLUTION REVO-FUCKING-LUTION!

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Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
« Reply #374 on: April 06, 2013, 11:52:08 pm »

Sink my teeth into Mr. Revolution's nose.
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