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Author Topic: You are the head of a hydra. (Stopped, going to be restarted in a new thread)  (Read 55305 times)

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: You are the head of a hydra.
« Reply #195 on: February 24, 2013, 10:48:17 pm »

"I fail to see why, in part because I doubt your claims that the dwarves are 'fascist.'"
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Re: You are the head of a hydra.
« Reply #196 on: February 25, 2013, 04:43:03 pm »

"I fail to see why, in part because I doubt your claims that the dwarves are 'fascist.'"
"Well OBVIOUSLY any form of organization is FACISM so I'm OBVIOUSLY right!"
Murder all the dwarfs with my face. EDIT: Uhh when we get to them.
« Last Edit: February 26, 2013, 04:28:41 pm by stefmor90 »
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Re: You are the head of a hydra.
« Reply #197 on: February 25, 2013, 05:08:07 pm »

(There's no dwarves around.)

"Your face has a symmetrical organization."
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Re: You are the head of a hydra.
« Reply #198 on: February 25, 2013, 09:42:17 pm »

"Yes, how horrible of me to impose measures which would stop us from being turned into a Hydra Roast."
"We're much stronger than those dwarfs and you know it!"
"A few dwarves, sure, but all the dwarves, with steel arms and armor and all their mechanical devices? I wouldn't bet my life on it for just a little stringy dwarflesh."

"Stahp argueing! Walton nose Feeshy taste bedder!And you should listen two Goldy; he gots teh smarts!"
"Why thank you Walton."
"But certainly you want to kill those filthy fascists, right?"

Vigilanteism should be reported to the proper authorities as is it against the fascist ideals. (does anyone get that? I'm not sure that's how it goes...)
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: You are the head of a hydra.
« Reply #199 on: February 27, 2013, 04:44:34 pm »

Turn 9: The Dwarves

You arrive at the dwarven hold.  There are signs that a battle recently occured outside of its gates, with the dwarves cleaning up the mess, bringing their dead into their catacombs, and burning those of their enemies.  You cautiously approach, ready to leave if things turn dangerous for you.  Some of the dwarves notice you, most raising their weaponry warily, a few lighting torches, just in case, with the remaining hurrying to their fortress on their bears.  One of their leaders they fetched from their fortress approaches upon his grizzly bear.  He stops around 20 yards away from you, shouting "What is it you are doing at Mamgozugog, hydra?  Speak quickly, or the archers will fire into your body, which will kill you.  Yes, we do know all of your kind's weaknesses."

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Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Ninth Turn
« Reply #200 on: February 27, 2013, 04:50:45 pm »

"Hello Dwerfies! Walton says Hello! Want to share some Feeshy with Walton? Dwerfies look like guud Fwends!"
Force closer to dwarves
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Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Ninth Turn
« Reply #201 on: February 27, 2013, 04:54:02 pm »

"Yaah!"Hold Walton back "Oh um... Hello Dwarf whose name we do not now, we come seeking shelter and guidance, and too fix the broken bridges between us and the dwarf kind."
Nice little speech.
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Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Ninth Turn
« Reply #202 on: February 27, 2013, 05:26:01 pm »

Try not to be too cryptic when I speak, say that we want peace.
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Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Ninth Turn
« Reply #203 on: February 27, 2013, 05:47:35 pm »

"Good morning dwarf, we are here to speak to the neighbors."
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Ninth Turn
« Reply #204 on: February 27, 2013, 05:49:56 pm »

Try not to be too cryptic when I speak, say that we want peace.

(You need to come up with any speech you make yourself.  You are in control of what your head says and does, I only post reactions of NPCs and movement of the body.)
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Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Ninth Turn
« Reply #205 on: February 27, 2013, 06:24:12 pm »

"Hello, dwarves. We mean no harm. Only peace."
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Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Ninth Turn
« Reply #206 on: February 27, 2013, 06:37:58 pm »

"That was unusually clear of you.

"Anyways, we come seeking some people who will not kill us on sight as the
[derogatory adjective applying to this world's elves] elves and the [derogatory adjective applying to this world's elves] humans would. Since you haven't fired yet, I'm glad to say we seem to have made a good choice. May we speak with a representative of your leader?"
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Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Ninth Turn
« Reply #207 on: February 27, 2013, 09:54:07 pm »

((I can't speak here, because I'm still in secretive mode, but here's some picture messages for dwarf guy.))
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Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Ninth Turn
« Reply #208 on: February 28, 2013, 01:09:38 am »

((I haven't been posting because there really hasn't been any good reason for me to interject. Expect me to start talking again when negotiations with the dwarves are in full swing. ;D))

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Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Ninth Turn
« Reply #209 on: February 28, 2013, 12:14:44 pm »

((I can't speak here, because I'm still in secretive mode, but here's some picture messages for dwarf guy.))
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((I haven't been posting because there really hasn't been any good reason for me to interject. Expect me to start talking again when negotiations with the dwarves are in full swing. ;D))

Put these in the OOC thread!  Also, Remuthra, you need to post what you are saying.
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