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Author Topic: You are the head of a hydra. (Stopped, going to be restarted in a new thread)  (Read 55373 times)

Fr0stByt3

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Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
« Reply #390 on: April 07, 2013, 10:35:52 am »

Frost wakes up at this point. Up till now, he has been gently snorin and not really paying ay attention. "Vait, revolution? Perhaps ve can help vith zis, da?"
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Funding rebels because seriously, fuck those guys.
((They're basically the new Mongols.  I gotta say, I have a newfound respect for the Jamaican police force after playing this game.))

Dariush

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Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
« Reply #391 on: April 07, 2013, 10:44:16 am »

Oh you did not just call me an idiot. You are soooo dead now.

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Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
« Reply #392 on: April 07, 2013, 11:05:03 am »

"Everyone. Please calm down. Like, seriously. I'm not messing around. Because if you don't, I'm going to wrap my neck around all three of yours and then nip you until you stop. Understand, 'revolutionaries'?"
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Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
« Reply #393 on: April 07, 2013, 11:07:34 am »

Did the title of village idiot pass to you from Walton and nobody told me?
"Walton ees not idiot... Why is you being so mean to Walton. Goldy tells Walton that Walton is 'simpletone', not stupid."
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Fr0stByt3

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Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
« Reply #394 on: April 07, 2013, 11:10:01 am »

"Wait, what? Walton, friend, since you will no doubt give me ze seemplest explanation, vhat deed I miss as I slept?"
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((They're basically the new Mongols.  I gotta say, I have a newfound respect for the Jamaican police force after playing this game.))

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Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
« Reply #395 on: April 07, 2013, 11:14:07 am »

"Goldy an' teh rest of head start arguing early today. Den worse arguing later, wit' people being mean to Walton and Goldy.

Den da Dwerves ignore Walton... I dun think they wants me Feeshes..."
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CyberUrist

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Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
« Reply #396 on: April 07, 2013, 11:16:56 am »

Did the title of village idiot pass to you from Walton and nobody told me?
"Walton ees not idiot... Why is you being so mean to Walton. Goldy tells Walton that Walton is 'simpletone', not stupid."
"Walton, if it's any consolation, I like you. You're a nice guy. "
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Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
« Reply #397 on: April 07, 2013, 11:19:07 am »

"Yay! Walton has new Fwend! Dis make Walton verry happy today!"
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Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
« Reply #398 on: April 07, 2013, 11:34:17 am »

"By the gods...Marshy, you need to shut it before you get us killed. Same goes for you, Goldie. I think we can all agree that what you're doing isn't what we want to be doing, whatever else it may be. While your plan isn't necessarily bad, I see no reason for torture; coin works just as well, and with fewer side-effects. But, it is always good to have allies. Dwarves! I have a proposal. We can work as a guardian when you are not at war, slaying bandits and raiders who come to your lesser villages and towns. In return, you will provide us food and shelter. Have you had any major issues we could 'take care of' to prove ourselves?"
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Fr0stByt3

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Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
« Reply #399 on: April 07, 2013, 11:39:44 am »

"Yay! Walton has new Fwend! Dis make Walton verry happy today!"

Frost look slightly hurt. "What, do you not consider me friend, Walton?"
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Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
« Reply #400 on: April 07, 2013, 12:19:00 pm »

Before I get us killed?! Why can't we go back to the adoring cultists, right Walton buddy?

Dariush

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Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
« Reply #401 on: April 07, 2013, 12:26:32 pm »

Sometimes I wish I could just secede from you cretins and establish an independent People's Hydra of Fluffy And Co. And by 'sometimes', I mean constantly.

CyberUrist

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Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
« Reply #402 on: April 07, 2013, 12:43:17 pm »

"Everyone. Be quiet. Blank your minds and start with a new slate. Then try again without bickering. Got it? Any who don't will be nipped into submission. Nongently."
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Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
« Reply #403 on: April 07, 2013, 01:16:16 pm »

Did the title of village idiot pass to you from Walton and nobody told me?
"Walton ees not idiot... Why is you being so mean to Walton. Goldy tells Walton that Walton is 'simpletone', not stupid."
"You're very special, Walton."
Try to pat Walton on the head with a forelimb.

Before I get us killed?! Why can't we go back to the adoring cultists, right Walton buddy?
"They lack fine metalwork and crossbows pointed at our heads, you know."

Sometimes I wish I could just secede from you cretins and establish an independent People's Hydra of Fluffy And Co. And by 'sometimes', I mean constantly.
"I agree...wait, does that make it sound like I want you to secede?
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Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
« Reply #404 on: April 07, 2013, 08:38:31 pm »

I want something to eat, not pretty baubles! Let's just go.
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