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[Gamerlord]

Hm? We have more brothers now? Wonderful. Anyone know when those dwarves are going to get back? I want to fuck with them some more.

((GM: Are there female hydras?))

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

((GM: Are there female hydras?))

(I could've swore I put this in one of the in-turn information spoilers.  Tell me if it isn't. [Links to all turns on page 1])

[Gamerlord]

((You did. So are we a hermaphrodite or a male or what?))

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

((You did. So are we a hermaphrodite or a male or what?))

(First post in thread, Overall Body/Hydra spoiler.)

[Gamerlord]

((Excellent. Let's find some mates. Hydra army FTW!))

[GreatWyrmGold]

((To get the IC back in IC thread...)

"We have the dwarves. Which reminds me.

HEY DWARVES! THERE'S JUST BEEN AN ATTACK!"

[CyberUrist]

"Might I interject? The waffle was once gone to an endless tide. The tide squealed in fright and died a cold day in july."

[scapheap]

"Might I interject? The waffle was once gone to an endless tide. The tide squealed in fright and died a cold day in july."

"Should I be worried that made sense to me?"

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"Very."

[Fr0stByt3]

"Might I interject? The waffle was once gone to an endless tide. The tide squealed in fright and died a cold day in july."

"Should I be worried that made sense to me?"

What are you even sayink?

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Turn 14: How's an alliance sound?

Your conversation is interrupted rather suddenly by the sound of a warhammer being struck against a sheild.  When you look towards the source of the sound, you see the general from before.  When he has the attention of all of the heads, he begins to speak, "The council has decided that we will conduct some negotiations with you, in order to create an alliance, so long as it serves for the betterment of our people.  It is tradition to ask the entity who proposed the possibility of an alliance first, so what can you offer us, and what would you want in exchange?

[scapheap]

In a whisper "What can we offer?"

[Rolepgeek]

Whispering: "Well, I'd say we'd make for a nasty reserve in battle. Intimidating too, help with diplomacy. Maybe assist in protecting outlying dwarven villages or something of the like? We could have our worshippers hire bandits to attack every once in a while, make us seem a bit more needed."
(I forget, can we breath fire and/or fly?)

[Aseaheru]

We can offer our service and that of our servants.

[CyberUrist]

"Eh, women tend to be brigontas. Sideways, the snake shivers a loose tooth. You are drinking booze. It tastes like sunshine. A safe fortress is you. No fisherdwarf unturned, you ask me for a fish sandwich. I attempt to comply, as you are unsuccessful, interrupted by carp."

Offer protection and fishing services if we have surplus.