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Author Topic: You are the head of a hydra. (Stopped, going to be restarted in a new thread)  (Read 55242 times)

Remuthra

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Re: You are the head of a hydra.
« Reply #15 on: February 10, 2013, 10:40:48 pm »

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Re: You are the head of a hydra.
« Reply #16 on: February 10, 2013, 10:43:52 pm »

A mime cries softly as he cradles a small cow. You see your grandfather as the cow falls apart into patties. Do that. Find a cow and eat it.
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Remuthra

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Re: You are the head of a hydra.
« Reply #17 on: February 10, 2013, 10:44:53 pm »

A mime cries softly as he cradles a small cow. You see your grandfather as the cow falls apart into patties. Do that. Find a cow and eat it.
What's with you and Cuil Theory today?

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Re: You are the head of a hydra.
« Reply #18 on: February 10, 2013, 10:50:11 pm »

"Breakfast, brothers! Bacon and bovines and bread for our beastly belly!"

Locate and devour something beginning with the letter B.
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Re: You are the head of a hydra.
« Reply #19 on: February 10, 2013, 10:51:16 pm »

A mime cries softly as he cradles a small cow. You see your grandfather as the cow falls apart into patties. Do that. Find a cow and eat it.
What's with you and Cuil Theory today?
For that matter, what is Cuil theory?

"Non sequiters aside, we do need food. I suggest that we go hunting. No need to antagonize the humans."
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Remuthra

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Re: You are the head of a hydra.
« Reply #20 on: February 10, 2013, 10:53:40 pm »

A mime cries softly as he cradles a small cow. You see your grandfather as the cow falls apart into patties. Do that. Find a cow and eat it.
What's with you and Cuil Theory today?
For that matter, what is Cuil theory?
It's the mathematical concept of surreality.
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CyberUrist

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Re: You are the head of a hydra.
« Reply #21 on: February 10, 2013, 11:00:39 pm »

A mime cries softly as he cradles a small cow. You see your grandfather as the cow falls apart into patties. Do that. Find a cow and eat it.
What's with you and Cuil Theory today?

You ask me a question, and you waggle your eyebrows in the manner described to you by the doctor. You need sleep. You are afraid of the bed, you ask me for a hamburger. I invite you to my motorcycle and Gumby makes off with your $20 bill as we fly away into the sunset.

(One, you should feel special, I made a Cuil just for you! Two, 'You Wake Up' is a story arc, and Three, Don't ask questions.
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Re: You are the head of a hydra.
« Reply #22 on: February 10, 2013, 11:13:44 pm »

A mime cries softly as he cradles a small cow. You see your grandfather as the cow falls apart into patties. Do that. Find a cow and eat it.
What's with you and Cuil Theory today?
For that matter, what is Cuil theory?

"Non sequiters aside, we do need food. I suggest that we go hunting. No need to antagonize the humans."

Yes! In fact, I remember a group of animals in the paddocks outside the human village.

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Re: You are the head of a hydra.
« Reply #23 on: February 10, 2013, 11:30:01 pm »

(note: you do have some pools of fish nearby as well as a pile of food.)
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Re: You are the head of a hydra.
« Reply #24 on: February 10, 2013, 11:30:25 pm »

"Non sequiters aside, we do need food. I suggest that we go hunting. No need to antagonize the humans."
Yes! In fact, I remember a group of animals in the paddocks outside the human village.
"Those belong to the humans. That would antagonize them."[/orange]
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Re: You are the head of a hydra.
« Reply #25 on: February 10, 2013, 11:34:54 pm »

"Non sequiters aside, we do need food. I suggest that we go hunting. No need to antagonize the humans."
Yes! In fact, I remember a group of animals in the paddocks outside the human village.
"Those belong to the humans. That would antagonize them."[/orange]
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CyberUrist

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Re: You are the head of a hydra.
« Reply #26 on: February 10, 2013, 11:39:36 pm »

(my color is now cyan, to prevent conflicts)

A pig climbs a pile of fish. It has to go to the bathroom. It asks you for a hamburger, and you tear out it's entrails. The children watch. The children are crying now.
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Re: You are the head of a hydra.
« Reply #27 on: February 11, 2013, 12:00:23 am »

(my color is now cyan, to prevent conflicts)

A pig climbs a pile of fish. It has to go to the bathroom. It asks you for a hamburger, and you tear out it's entrails. The children watch. The children are crying now.

But they are tears of joy! Let's do it again.

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Re: You are the head of a hydra.
« Reply #28 on: February 11, 2013, 12:05:42 am »

Hey guys am I late fo- GODDAMMIT.
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Re: You are the head of a hydra.
« Reply #29 on: February 11, 2013, 12:08:19 am »

Hey guys am I late fo- GODDAMMIT.
Waitlist. We get a new member everytime someone bites another head off.
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