this is the most frequent I've had people respond to a thread. I'll try to give plot or something soon, maybe just an objective that all of you can agree upon for the moment.
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Aldemas
You insult the middle aged man, walking away towards a nearby movie theater, leaning against a wall by the side next to a sign that states 'no loitering' and begin casual conversation with your friends. You notice a pointlessly clique and gaudy poster on the brick wall nearby you, reading as follows: 'Come one come all to the magical performance of the great magician Wesley!'
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Yafnag
You firmly grasp your headless tyrannosaurus toy and jump out of your house's window in the vague direction of the town's small and quite useless museum, as the building itself has no good exhibits, and instead just has those exhibits that everyone has seen everywhere ever, such as random old coins that nobody actually cares about in the slightest. You now arrive at said museum. You also notice a few posters about some magician named wesley, but pay them no mind.
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Ol' Jimmy Pete
You begin to contemplate the meaning of life as the rude teens walk away. You begin to wonder if life is just all a game, but quickly dismiss the sheer notion as hogwash in all shapes and forms. You smile a hollow smile, crawling back into your car as you drive over to your house. You try to open the door, to find that it appears to be stuck. With a few kicks you are able to completely dislodge the door from its hinges, the door dropping onto the ground sadly. With a sigh, you stand up and take a step towards your house. Without warning however, you notice a poster that has been recently emblazened upon your doorway. It has a picture of a mustachioed man with a large top hat, and it reads as follows: 'Come one come all to the magical performance of the great magician Wesley!'
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Joe
You suddenly realize that you must wear your masks! How foolish of you to forget! You hastily rush Jarvis back to your mansion to fetch them. You then place upon your visage a mask which vaguely looks like a lampshade. You ride Steve back to the driveway, and achieve having him hop onto a motorcycle, with you still clenching onto his back and shoulders. You are used to this, years of expertise have trained you.
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ONO
you place your tongue upon the old woman, giving her a sincere and lengthy lick. She snores loudly. Well, not dead then. You quickly rush to the back of the store and pick up the pedestal, holding it over your head as high as possible and realize you cannot fit through the puny doorway with said pedestal. you take the window route instead, sprinting along the sidewalk with shards of glass lodged within your body as you run with a large pure white slab of rock above you. As you make it back to your cave, you have no knowledge of the youtube video of your sprint that has already gone viral. However, you do have knowledge that you have succeeded. You place the pedestal in your cave, and triumphantly spray the cat with Windex. The cat seems to grab on tighter.
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