"Oh, no, that kind of trouble I fix very easily. You see, what I mean--""AHA! HERE SHE IS!" With those words shouted from somewhere in the front of the wagon, the bushes and branches
everywhere began to rustle and crackle from some force. Scantily-clad muscular men with axes and swords and even bows showed up at the outskirts of the forested areas, and two massive... two people of unspecified gender showed up on the other side of the bridge, wielding massive axes.
"The gypsy!" "The witch!"
"Oh, dear Cilia, do thou not see the end of our perils?"
"Verily, my dear Dora, it is her! The gypsy! The red-haired scoundrel! And look, if it is not a band of hired vagrants at her side!" "Oh... Hi, Dora, Cilia! How nice to meet you today! Unfortunately, I'm not selling any more of sun toffee at the moment!" "Nay, I say, you spawn of villainy! We're here to put you to justice!" "Thou speaketh the true, my sister! Anja, you remember that Wooden Idol of Fertility you sold us?" "Not working!" "And the Chain of Midnight Pleasure?" "Glass beads!" "And thou surely remember the Tome of Eccentric Blanket Gymnastics you advertised so loudly, so seducingly?" "We can't read!" "Oh, haven't we searched back and fro, daring the unspoken nightmares and venturing to the cities on the other side of the world?" "Imagine our surprise, when we learned that thine wagon was spotted in the city of Fezzan, right under our nose!" "Look, girls, if you're here to get your money back, I told you back then: no refunds! And these people have nothing to do with us! Let's us walk away from those guys, and fight... fi... guh~" Suddenly, Anja swayed forward, fell from the wagon onto the grass, and began snoring.
"Miracle! Working merchandise!" "Why, that merchant haven't lied when he spoke of the branch's powers!" "Indeed, my sister. We should've left his precious malehood intact!" "Let's show that gypsy what we do with those who double-cross us, sister!" "Anja!" "Time to die!" The shouted at the wagon, but the red-haired girl was snoring loudly as if enjoying a good night of sleep on a comfy bed in luxurious inn.
~~Player Turn 1~~
Objective: 1. Anja and her Wagon must survive!
Enemies' Stats!Anja's Stats!
Mercs:
Alexander Jorinn: 26/26
Ami Storm: 22/22
Charlotte Braxis: 23/23
Christopher Shields: 21/21
Daniel: 25/25
Derick: 25/25
Gregor von Hexham: 27/27
Olison Eul: 24/24
Riven: 21/21
Seyena Ikane: 23/23
Tantallos Forsaken: 23/23
Valor Inara: 24/24
Enemies:
Bandit A: 30/30
Bandit B: 30/30
Bandit C: 30/30
Bandit D: 30/30
Archer A: 24/24
Archer B: 24/24
Mercenary A: 26/26
Mercenary B: 26/26
Fighter A: 28/28
Fighter B: 28/28
Dora: 34/34
Cilia: 37/37
Allies:
Anja: 25/25 Sleep (5/5)
Wagon: 5/5 hits left
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