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Derick the Swordmaster of Doom

Gregor the Tanky Stab-Sentinel

[Haspen]

I keep re-reading random parts of OOC thread, it's hillarious.

Did you know? There was a time when you guys split up to fight bad guys and it actually worked:

We could split up into groups with Ami in the middle, going back and forth and healing people as necessary.

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Oh damn, how did I forget about this gem:

You know he just jokes around a lot. Violent jokes, but still. Chris surely is going to be one support, and possibly Riven... and anyone else who is willing to talk to a weirdo.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Now I am done.

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Now for other sillies:

Alex vs Tant, FINAL DEATHMATCH

Slowest deathmatch ever.

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This just in:

I forgot about Alex.

In IC thread shenanigans, even Prixima didn't mention him when talking about 'reporting to squad leaders' I:

ALEX STOP BEING A SNEAKY NINJA AND START BEING A VISIBLE KNIGHT

I just imagined Alex with a cape and cowl, stomping around the rooftops of Gotham City.

Because he's the hero Menelea deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A FAT KNIGHT.

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Ah yes, Ernest x Chris moment...

I can just picture Prixima, Seyena, Charlotte, Riven, and Ami all peeking around the corner at various heights to watch.

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Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I had to do this, don't kill me.

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Which one would look better for Tantallos?

Mmm top one looks like him more. But I have a funny image of him trying to impale people on the point of his second one XD

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@FFS: You know why the fortune teller knew Charlotte's name?

Because it's no fortune teller.

It is Charlotte's mother.

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Now I'm getting silly ideas about Star Wars FEF.

Shush.

Olison would be Juan-gong or whoever the guy that gets killed by Darth Maul in the first movie is.

Chris or Valor would be Han Solo, with Chewbacca being represented by Salvatore.

Come on guys, let's attribute our characters to the Star Wars characters in a futile attempt to distract Haspen and delay the inevitable!

Tantallos HAS to be Emperor Palpatine.

No, he's count dooku.

Also, Seyena for Jar-Jar :v

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[Xanmyral]

Ah, much more innocent times. The memories.

[Sirus]

The single greatest night of shenanigans starts here, in case anyone missed it/is feeling nostalgic thanks to Haspen's post :3

[Zako]

I'm not sure about what sequence of actions I need to take to start the rescue chain... Can someone tell me what I have to do please, since I really DON'T want to screw this up...

Also, we are all insane. My god.

[Sirus]

Excellent.  This is exactly what we needed to win this one; it's a kind mercy from Haspen that only one of them tried to paralyze us.  If they'd hit three of the rescuers or more, we'd be in trouble, but the problem is now trivially solvable. 

Edwin: Moves to (12,30), Trade for Rescue Staff from Seyena, Rescue Alexander to (11,30), Trade Rescue Staff back to Seyena, Escapes
Raquel: Moves to (12,30), Trade for Rescue Staff from Seyena, Rescue Christopher to (11,30), Trade Rescue Staff back to Seyena, Escapes
Ami: Moves to (10,30), Escapes (Can do this at any time)
Seyena: Moves to (12,30), Escapes

And we're rescuing Alexander first because we'd rather have Christopher rolling into Alexander than Alexander rolling into Christopher when they hit the wagon at the bottom of the hill.

I think this is the current plan. Ami's already escaped, so ignore her part of it.

[Gamerboy4life]

Excellent.  This is exactly what we needed to win this one; it's a kind mercy from Haspen that only one of them tried to paralyze us.  If they'd hit three of the rescuers or more, we'd be in trouble, but the problem is now trivially solvable. 

Edwin: Moves to (12,30), Trade for Rescue Staff from Seyena, Rescue Alexander to (11,30), Trade Rescue Staff back to Seyena, Escapes
Raquel: Moves to (12,30), Trade for Rescue Staff from Seyena, Rescue Christopher to (11,30), Trade Rescue Staff back to Seyena, Escapes
Ami: Moves to (10,30), Escapes (Can do this at any time)
Seyena: Moves to (12,30), Escapes

And we're rescuing Alexander first because we'd rather have Christopher rolling into Alexander than Alexander rolling into Christopher when they hit the wagon at the bottom of the hill.

I think this is the current plan. Ami's already escaped, so ignore her part of it.

Was about to post this, but yeah, pretty much what it says on the tin.

And also, I noticed Seyena's going to be the last to leave the map. Oh lord.

[freeformschooler]

Was about to post this, but yeah, pretty much what it says on the tin.

And also, I noticed Seyena's going to be the last to leave the map. Oh lord.

Now now it's going to be okay. Just don't fuck anything up whatsoever, and ensure no one else fucks any commands up whatsoever, and you guys will be out in no time.

[Culise]

Excellent.  This is exactly what we needed to win this one; it's a kind mercy from Haspen that only one of them tried to paralyze us.  If they'd hit three of the rescuers or more, we'd be in trouble, but the problem is now trivially solvable. 

Edwin: Moves to (12,30), Trade for Rescue Staff from Seyena, Rescue Alexander to (11,30), Trade Rescue Staff back to Seyena, Escapes
Raquel: Moves to (12,30), Trade for Rescue Staff from Seyena, Rescue Christopher to (11,30), Trade Rescue Staff back to Seyena, Escapes
Ami: Moves to (10,30), Escapes (Can do this at any time)
Seyena: Moves to (12,30), Escapes

And we're rescuing Alexander first because we'd rather have Christopher rolling into Alexander than Alexander rolling into Christopher when they hit the wagon at the bottom of the hill.

I think this is the current plan. Ami's already escaped, so ignore her part of it.

Was about to post this, but yeah, pretty much what it says on the tin.

And also, I noticed Seyena's going to be the last to leave the map. Oh lord.

If it makes you feel better, once Edwin's pulled Alex out of the fire, you can move over to the row-30 square by Raquel and give the Rescue staff to Raquel, then leave.  Or, you could give the staff to Raquel now, then Edwin can do the double-swap with Raquel instead.  It doesn't actually matter which order we do it in. ^_^

EDIT: Ah, Zako already moved, so I'll just take my move as well.  Feel free to escape as soon as you can. ^_^

[Haspen]

As your moves are all valid, I think I will just wait for Gamerboy and then post the closure instead of replying now :3

[Powder Miner]

Curse you gravityyyyy

[Haspen]

So, you guys just foiled my Murder Plan C.

I actually ran out of murder plans. I think I will just toss you against an relentless army of mooks and beefed bosses with silver-grade weapons and see where it takes me.

Because clearly trying to go tactical against you doesn't work.

[IronyOwl]

The problem with going tactical is that it can be countered by going tactical.

So can going brute force, obviously, but it's less surprising.

[freeformschooler]

Well, next chapter is Prixima's Castle II: The Priximing. Beefed up foes with silver weapons are no surprise.

[Haspen]

I just counted something up and this is just... if OOC and IC threads of FEF would be merged into one thread, it would rank 8th on Top10 of largest threads on bay12forums.

* Haspen so proud.

[Sirus]

*party horn*