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Derick the Swordmaster of Doom

Gregor the Tanky Stab-Sentinel

[Sirus]

There is one way for Sal to win: He must knock Alex on his back, rendering the knight helpless and looking like a turtle.

[Powder Miner]

If you make it statistical, Salvatore literally cannot win.

[Xanmyral]

We could draw up a semi-tactical map if you want, but it would be silly since they'll be standing in place trading blows.

Salvatore has no hope of harming Alexander, but neither does Alexander Salvatore, neither of their respective strengths top the other's defense with Salvatore at 20 versus Alexander's 25 and Alexander's 16 versus Sal's 19. This is truly the fight that will never end. Its quite hilarious.

[Powder Miner]

tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tink
*several weeks later*
tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tink

[freeformschooler]

It's less of a duel and more of a "wait for crit" game.

[Xanmyral]

But FFS, crits don't multiply the base, they multiply the total. There is no end in sight, nothing beyond the 'no dmg' that pops up for every punch. :v

[freeformschooler]

Whoa, you're right.

Sirus: further proof for my assertion that we are godlike or at least near so.

[SeriousConcentrate]

...I could still, barehanded, defeat the both of them. Of course that requires me to get two crits on one attack and I'd probably get my ass kicked while waiting for those rolls to align, but... I could do it. :3

[Sirus]

Now, if one of you had an effective weapon that would be a different story, since those multiply the base damage.
But you don't, so this match will simply end in an eternal stalemate.

Whoa, you're right.

Sirus: further proof for my assertion that we are godlike or at least near so.

I still maintain that we are merely superhuman. Godlike status will come later.

[freeformschooler]

...I could still, barehanded, defeat the both of them. Of course that requires me to get two crits on one attack and I'd probably get my ass kicked while waiting for those rolls to align, but... I could do it. :3

Wait, how so? A crit even with your strongest weapon would be zero damage.

[Powder Miner]

Assassination.

[SeriousConcentrate]

What Powder said. When I crit, I get a second crit chance that auto-kills the target. So basically I could break my hands on Alexander for awhile and then get a lucky kick to the nuts in and drop him.

[Xanmyral]

If you guys really want to put statistics on this, my suggestion is simply an opposed roll with a d6 for the two of us, higher wins as long as they're above three. Sal can lose three times, and on the forth loses the fight, Alex can lose four times, on the fifth loses the fight (These derived from their respective health.)

Really, they're pretty evenly matched except for Alex having a clearly higher health, with (taking personal skills into account and Salvatore currently not counting as an ally) only a three difference for the both of them between their strength and defense.

@FFS: Assassination man, its nasty stuff.

[Sirus]

Unrelated to the current discussion, but does anyone know what time BMM42 tends to come online?

[Xanmyral]

I'm trying to think of an appropriate fight music for this, any suggestions?

@Sirus: I think he gets on... Two some hours from now? Beats me.

EDIT: Nevermind me, I'm stupid, this is obviously the song for this fight. Its tradition. :v