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Derick the Swordmaster of Doom

Gregor the Tanky Stab-Sentinel

[Sirus]

It might have worked better had it been played another way. Instead, it seems more like he barged in at the end of the conversation and totally missed just why death was on their minds

[Xanmyral]

Its even more funny when you realize how quietly Char and Greg must of been talking, and how Alex was shouting, hahahah.

[Sirus]

Its even more funny when you realize how quietly Char and Greg must of been talking, and how Alex was shouting, hahahah.

Oh god yes. Someone art a situation like this, please.

[Xanmyral]

I can't tell you how often I find myself finding what I'm reading on these forums hilarious, whether or not that was the intent due to how I see it. I wind up spending a good half of my time either laughing, or actually reading and writing.

I can just imagine Char and Greg talking quietly on the steps, having a dramatic moment while Alex was pretending to be a wall, sneaking closer to hear what they were saying before shouting his reply at them. Everyone, who had previously been doing their own thing, turn to look at the three of them.

[Powder Miner]

Ahaha, Alexander and social grace do not belong in the same context.
...I can't think of any more to say on the matter.
Just... not in the same context.

(Also, I realized I was killing the moment and briefly debated not going in then went aaaaah screwit anyway )

[Sirus]

I can't even tell what Alexander is trying to say with his arm gestures :/

[Powder Miner]

If that cannon does less than 20 damage, it'd just bounce off

Alexander has 27 defense near allied units. Near Gregor that is 28. Otherwise, 25.

...also, he's pointing out that he personally doesn't have to protect everyone either.
i am not big on the social graces either.
as just got pointed out
q.q

mah
egoooooo

[Sirus]

If that cannon does less than 20 damage, it'd just bounce off

Alexander has 27 defense near allied units. Near Gregor that is 28. Otherwise, 25.

Just wait till Gregor promotes. +5 DEF to adjacent allies. In other words, Alexander would have a DEF of 33 when next to Gregor.

Mother of God.

[Powder Miner]

Dear Jesus. Ahahaha.

[freeformschooler]

If that cannon does less than 20 damage, it'd just bounce off

Alexander has 27 defense near allied units. Near Gregor that is 28. Otherwise, 25.

Just wait till Gregor promotes. +5 DEF to adjacent allies. In other words, Alexander would have a DEF of 33 when next to Gregor.

Mother of God.

Non-mages will be reduced to politely begging for him to let them through that corridor.

[Powder Miner]

It'll be like the mental image I have of super-Alex: Getting hit by weapons (which bounce off), then a train (bounces off and explodes), and then getting a match thrown on him and being immolated.

[freeformschooler]

BASEMENTS AND BEARSHARKS: THE RPG

: Oi. Issat t' book? Ta same book?

: Oh, not this again.

: That's right, everyone. Today, we're playing "Basements and Bearsharks."

: What's that?

: The worst game. Just the worst.

: Really?

: Yes.

COMPLETE RULESET COMING SOON! INCLUDING GREAT FEATURES SUCH AS...

☆ DEXTERITY-BASED CHARACTER GENERATION! ROLL FOR TRAITS ON A GAME MAT. BAD HAND-EYE COORDINATION? +5 UNFULFILLING CHILDHOOD THERAPY.
☆ SEVERAL VARIATIONS OF BEARSHARK APPROPRIATE FOR DIFFERENT LEVELS OF PARTY!
☆ ELABORATELY PHOTOSHOPPED IN-PAGE ILLUSTRATIONS! OR ARE THEY ILLUSTRATIONS?
☆ IN-JOKES ONLY FEF PLAYERS CAN APPRECIATE! AND EVEN THEN MAYBE NOT!
☆ A TEASER OF THE STILL WORK IN PROGRESS "CHAPTER THREE..." BUT CHAPTER THREE OF WHAT???

I'M NOT EVEN SORRY

[Sirus]

Oh good lord.
I don't know whether to be anticipatory or apprehensive.

[freeformschooler]

Funfact: the post itself also counts as a teaser.

[Sirus]

Gregor can bring Charlotte to the gaming group?
Oh dear. Seyena won't be happy about that...