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Derick the Swordmaster of Doom

Gregor the Tanky Stab-Sentinel

[Blade Master Model 42]

Valor will have a garden when he gets old and will tell kids to get the hell out of his lawn.

Didn't we already describe something like this?

Bandits breaking into a house and getting greeted by a withered 80-year old Valor with a BFS arsenal to put the entire Final Fantasy cast to shame?

"I swear to Critzocoatl, if I have to kill one more bandit this week I'm gonna cut the goddamn mountains down!"

For best effect, imagine him holding the buster sword in one hand, and his hip in the other. Don't forget the down to the floor old man beard.

[Sirus]

Buster sword in one hand, cane (which is also a sword) in the other.

[Gamerboy4life]

Buster sword in one hand, cane (which is also a sword) in the other.

He's also got a tiny sword hidden in his shoe, and his belt can turn into a sword when the time calls for it.


_{ITT: How everything Valor has can be turned into a sword.}

[Xanmyral]

But Gamer, don't you know, Valor is a sword. He was a sword all along.

[Blade Master Model 42]

But Gamer, don't you know, Valor is a sword. He was a sword all along.

The greatest twist of all.

I wonder how these discussions will devolve when Valor starts using axes.

[Sirus]

But Gamer, don't you know, Valor is a sword. He was a sword all along.

Seyena's gonna be in for a nasty surprise in that case
BAD BRAIN! BAD!

[Blade Master Model 42]

I want to make a joke, but I think banhammer might start a swingin.

[Gamerboy4life]

But Gamer, don't you know, Valor is a sword. He was a sword all along.

<.<

>.>

Unlimited Blade Works?

I want to make a joke, but I think banhammer might start a swingin.

It seriously can't be THAT bad for the Toad to actually ban you for it, well, compared to other things on this forum.

[freeformschooler]

I want to make a joke, but I think banhammer might start a swingin.

It seriously can't be THAT bad for the Toad to actually ban you for it, well, compared to other things on this forum.

I hereby relieve you of your fear and modesty

[Blade Master Model 42]

I want to make a joke, but I think banhammer might start a swingin.

It seriously can't be THAT bad for the Toad to actually ban you for it, well, compared to other things on this forum.

I hereby relieve you of your fear and modesty

Oh wow. Huh.

[Gamerboy4life]

I want to make a joke, but I think banhammer might start a swingin.

It seriously can't be THAT bad for the Toad to actually ban you for it, well, compared to other things on this forum.

I hereby relieve you of your fear and modesty

That suggestion game is the exact reason why I said whatever joke BMM42 makes, he's probably not going to get banned. If Karne can get that under the radar, a lot more pales in comparison.
He's one step short from making porn. In fact, earlier in the thread, people were begging him to do it.

[Furtuka]

But Gamer, don't you know, Valor is a sword. He was a sword all along.

<.<

>.>

Unlimited Blade Works?

Dermit I was gonna make that joke. Or at least I would have if I  wasn't separated from photoshop at the moment.

[Praefectus Screptum]

Derick is actually living with a pack of wolves. We will find him just with a fur thong and a bunch of wolves.

[Sirus]

Wish Haspen would roll the attacks against the archer. Can't give Gregor any orders until I know if he needs to FLING or not.

[Gamerboy4life]

But Gamer, don't you know, Valor is a sword. He was a sword all along.

<.<

>.>

Unlimited Blade Works?

Dermit I was gonna make that joke. Or at least I would have if I  wasn't separated from photoshop at the moment.

Like putting Valor's sprite in the middle of Shirou's Reality Marble?

Valor's already gar enough. He doesn't need any more multipliers.