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Derick the Swordmaster of Doom

Gregor the Tanky Stab-Sentinel

[Xanmyral]

...Yeah, I do too.

Hm, lets do something about that then.

Should we...

-Name another random fact about our characters
-Point out things we've found funny in the game for whatever reason
-Ponder when Alex is finally going to take the hint that Anja likes him
-Wonder about the possibilities for next chapter, and what the poll pertains to
-What the upcoming mercenaries might be
-Attempt at humor
-Some horrifying mishmash of all of the above in a single post

[Powder Miner]

Alex isn't going to be taking many hints at all right now, needs Olison-therapy

[Gamerboy4life]

Considering whether or not to hold off on updating warrens to create ooc shenanigans.

I'd work on the fangame, but I got bogged down in python technicalities during ch3, so I'm exhausted with it for now.

Update warrens, I'd say that takes priority.

-Ponder when Alex is finally going to take the hint that Anja likes him

Wait, what? Since when?

[Taricus]

Please, Alex is a steel wall, and as thick as one too. He won't realize anytime soon

[Blade Master Model 42]

I think Anja is just a shameless flirt. I'm not sure she has a real tangible interest in Alex.

Now, off to bed!

[Powder Miner]

I think Anja is just a shameless flirt. I'm not sure she has a real tangible interest in Alex.

Pretty much what I think too.

[Xanmyral]

Eh, you may be right, she pays the most attention to Alex and helps him along when she can is what I see, what with poking him when he's down and the bar fiasco, so it lead to that assumption.

[IronyOwl]

Well, easy way to check. Quick, every male character start flirting with her!

I'm sure Lady Critmurder, Ms. Possession, and Whipfury the Flying won't mind.

[Sirus]

...Yeah, I do too.

Hm, lets do something about that then.

Should we...

-Name another random fact about our characters
-Point out things we've found funny in the game for whatever reason
-Ponder when Alex is finally going to take the hint that Anja likes him
-Wonder about the possibilities for next chapter, and what the poll pertains to
-What the upcoming mercenaries might be
-Attempt at humor
-Some horrifying mishmash of all of the above in a single post

Hell, let's do all of them!

• Gregor is a bit of a foodie; the primary reason he wants to travel is to try new flavors and ingredients.
• Dora and Cilia. That is all.
• Not until she takes a metaphorical (or perhaps literal) Armorslayer to him.
• Next chapter, I predict making moves against Prixima. Perhaps invading Menelea? As for the poll...perhaps Taricus is on the money, and Haspen will commission some fanart of the winner. Doubtful, but...
• Enemy reinforcements. You don't seriously expect Haspen to give us a time limit and make it a good thing, do you?
• ERROR: Humor module not found
• Ta-da.

SO MANY NINJAS, DRAGON

[Gamerboy4life]

Whipfury the Flying won't mind.

This is the best nickname



Also, I doubt Haspen will actually spend money on a pinup commission.

He already spends enough time on us.

[Powder Miner]

-Name another random fact about our characters
-Point out things we've found funny in the game for whatever reason
-Ponder when Alex is finally going to take the hint that Anja likes him
-Wonder about the possibilities for next chapter, and what the poll pertains to
-What the upcoming mercenaries might be
-Attempt at humor
-Some horrifying mishmash of all of the above in a single post

Mishmash. Yesss.
Alexander's lance is the same lance he has had since squirehood, and his only possession kept from squirehood. When he was a squire, he could barely lift it.
Haspen's trolling. It can be occasionally frustrating, but it's still hilarious.
...once he gets out of the funk he's in, I don't... even... know.
Faightin' Menelea, to the dismay of Alex.
waitwhat upcoming mercs what what ...enemies?
This makes me wish I could draw; I get the image of Alexander getting hit by a train and nothing happening but the train wrecking- and then getting a match thrown on him and just turning into an inferno.
myeeeerha.

[Taricus]

Also, I doubt Haspen will actually spend money on a pinup commission.

He already spends enough time on us.

He could also have it made to be the title image, just saying

[Gamerboy4life]

Also, I doubt Haspen will actually spend money on a pinup commission.

He already spends enough time on us.

He could also have it made to be the title image, just saying

Oh lord.

Haspen's trolling. It can be occasionally frustrating, but it's still hilarious.

I think the only thing that would seriously upset me in FEF is if Haspen killed Seyena needlessly.

Everything else is just amusing, not really that frustrating.

[Xanmyral]

Also, I doubt Haspen will actually spend money on a pinup commission.

He already spends enough time on us.

He could also have it made to be the title image, just saying

Oh lord.

Hahaha, that would be a thing if that happened. Not sure what kind of thing, but a thing.

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-Name another random fact about our characters
-Point out things we've found funny in the game for whatever reason
-Ponder when Alex is finally going to take the hint that Anja likes him
-Wonder about the possibilities for next chapter, and what the poll pertains to
-What the upcoming mercenaries might be
-Attempt at humor
-Some horrifying mishmash of all of the above in a single post

-Ormm dislikes sleeping inside, and actually prefers to sleep on the roof of whatever building Salvatore is in, or at least near said building to take advantage of sun basking. This has led to some roofs having holes, and in one horrible-if-hilarious case, even caving in.
-A lot of things really, but I think the country colors in particular. Menelea is characterized by a red wardrobe. All of our enemies are given a red palette while we have a blue, sometimes verging into the purple, palette. SECRET MENELEAN TRAITORS THE WHOLE TIME! Horrible meta humor really.
-No idea, but I find it hilarious all the same. May just be to mess with him, given his reactions to it. When he reacts, that is.
-A horrible situation that will be put on the winner of the poll! Or something, not exactly sure.
-I'm guessing more spearmen and archers, maybe a mage or two. Unless the wagon doesn't move, in which case banditsbanditsbandits.
-Something something too tired to make horrible attempt at humor.

[Haspen]

Let's tally the votes!

Charlotte: 2
Seyena: 6
Ami: 3
Riven: 3
Anja: 2

As I voted for Seyena just to see the poll, she in reality has 5 votes!
And because scapheap 'slipped', Ami has actually 2 votes while Riven has 4!

Thus, the winner is...

Seyena Ikane the Blonde Valkyrie of Doomlances!!

*fanfares&confetti*
*applause, cheers, whistling*

Congratulations Seyena. And the reward is...

One level up!

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! Each of the stats will be rolled twice! THAT'S BASICALLY TWO LEVELS IN ONE!!

*applause, cheers, whistling*

Praise Haspen and his glorious generosity! The special level up will be rolled after the end of Chapter 7. That would be all.

And you better be happy cuz that's last time I'm so generous with OOC shenanigans. Prepare for pain :v