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Derick the Swordmaster of Doom

Gregor the Tanky Stab-Sentinel

[Gamerboy4life]

O_O At this rate the catastrophe is going to turn out to have been Charlotte getting a crit on an atom or something XD

She will crit on a mountain made of uranium with a magical bow or something

And that's how nuclear weapons are made.

And then Menelea will end the war with Berebia by dropping Charlotte onto two Berebian cities.

Later, they will spend years and years fixing Berebia up, closely monitoring their military and using Berebia's new technological advancements for their own benefit, as the Berebians slowly stop accepting the code of bushido, and start accepting the code of kawaii.

[Powder Miner]

A. Do I get an action
and B. If I attempt to talk to an enemy soldier, will he respond? (attacking the swordsman will only result in him kicking my butt)

[Haspen]

A: Yes
B: Yes

[Praefectus Screptum]

Hit: 111+5+10+10-42 = 94
Hit roll: 44, hit! Crit roll: 4!
Damage: 36+2-7 = 31x3 = 93dmg!!

What has science done...

[Sirus]

While that was an exceptional amount of damage...

I can't help but think we're screwed now. There are now two enemies that can one-shot Alexander if he doesn't receive additional healing, and once he goes down everyone else is extremely vulnerable.

[Gamerboy4life]

I wonder if surrendering was a outcome Haspen either expected or prepared for, because you guys aren't likely to fight out of this one in one piece.

[Furtuka]

O_O At this rate the catastrophe is going to turn out to have been Charlotte getting a crit on an atom or something XD

She will crit on a mountain made of uranium with a magical bow or something

And that's how nuclear weapons are made.

And then Menelea will end the war with Berebia by dropping Charlotte onto two Berebian cities.

Later, they will spend years and years fixing Berebia up, closely monitoring their military and using Berebia's new technological advancements for their own benefit, as the Berebians slowly stop accepting the code of bushido, and start accepting the code of kawaii.

And then eventually a small card game producer named Bintendo is founded...

[Haspen]

While that was an exceptional amount of damage...

I can't help but think we're screwed now. There are now two enemies that can one-shot Alexander if he doesn't receive additional healing, and once he goes down everyone else is extremely vulnerable.

Even if you do get knocked down a bit, there's like 2 turns left. There's not enough time left for you guys to bleed out

[Powder Miner]

Now it's time for Alexander's words to be rebuffed with the words TRAITOR etc

[Praefectus Screptum]

Alex will go insane and have multiple personalities.

"We must kill them..."

"NO THEY ARE MENELEANS!"

"We must survive.."

[Sirus]

Gee Powder, thanks for implying that anyone trying to defend themselves is a traitor

[Powder Miner]

...uhhh
hahaha?
well as far as the definition of traitor goes...

[Praefectus Screptum]

"If Alexander is a traitor, then I'm a druid. He's a brave and loyal man, and he would never betray Menelea! None of us would!"

"Excuse meeee."

[Haspen]

"If Alexander is a traitor, then I'm a druid. He's a brave and loyal man, and he would never betray Menelea! None of us would!"

>Jokes about not being a druid
>Uses Canas' sprite

Sounds legit

[Sirus]

"If Alexander is a traitor, then I'm a druid. He's a brave and loyal man, and he would never betray Menelea! None of us would!"

>Jokes about not being a druid
>Uses Canas' sprite

Sounds legit

Just a bit of meta-humor