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Derick the Swordmaster of Doom

Gregor the Tanky Stab-Sentinel

[freeformschooler]

Chris DOES have low res, but the mage only has a 69% chance to hit him anyway.

[SeriousConcentrate]

All I know is that that mage is at low HP and most of us are low RES, so killing him would help out a bunch.

[Haspen]

Oh look, another Cancel.

And Charlotte is haxing my diceroller, she got the same hit roll twice in a row V:

CHARLOTTE
WAT U DOIN
CHARLOTTE
STAHP

[Taricus]

Yaaaay!

[freeformschooler]

CHARLOTTE
STAHP

It's good to be back.

[Haspen]

BATTLESONG OF CHARLOTTE:

There lived a certain girl, in Menelea long ago
She was fast and strong, in her eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at her with terror and with fear
But to Soldier guys she was such a lovely dear
She could preach the sniping like a preacher
Full of ectasy and fire
But she also was the kind of teacher
Gregor would desire

CHA-CHA-CHARLOTTE
Lover of the number queen
There was a crit that really was gone
CHA-CHA-CHARLOTTE
Gregor's greatest love machine
It was a shame how she carried on

She ruled the battle land and never mind the Sham
But the hitroll-chok she danced really wunderbar
In all affairs of fight she was the lass to please
But she was real great when she had a guy to squeeze
For the numbers she was no wheeler dealer
Though we saw the things she'd done
They believed she was the killer
Who would kill her foes

CHA-CHA-CHARLOTTE
Lover of the number queen
There was a crit that really was gone
CHA-CHA-CHARLOTTE
Gregor's greatest love machine
It was a shame how she carried on

(Spoken:)
But when her rolling and critting and her hunger
for killing became known to more and more people
the demands to do something about this outrageous
lass became louder and louder.

"This lass just got to go!" declared her enemies
But the soldiers begged "Don't you try to do it, please"
No doubt this Charlotte had lots of hidden charms
Though she was a killer they just fell into her arms
Then one night some chicks of higher standing
Set a trap, they're not to blame
"Come to visit us" they kept demanding
And she really came

CHA-CHA-CHARLOTTE
Lover of the number queen
They put some poison into her wine
CHA-CHA-CHARLOTTE
Gregor's greatest love machine
She drank it all and said 'I feel fine'

CHA-CHA-CHARLOTTE
Lover of the number queen
They didn't quit, they wanted her head
CHA-CHA-CHARLOTTE
Gregor's greatest love machine
And so they shot her till she was dead

(Spoken): Oh, those critrolls...

[Gamerboy4life]

I think we finally drove Haspen insane.

[Taricus]

Nope, he's still sane. Trust me, he's done WORSE.

[Sirus]

* polite applause *

[Haspen]

I think we finally drove Haspen insane.

C:

:3

     _c:

    :3

:3                                 

[Xanmyral]

...Aaaaand with that, I vanish for about eight hours or so. Wish I had more time to post, but notta.

[freeformschooler]

wat

*tentative applause*

[Praefectus Screptum]

AGH another bad level up.

Also, who is going to use that gauntlet? We killed that general pretty fast and without it.

Edit: Also Haspen needs to update the supports.

[Haspen]

Edit: Also Haspen needs to update the supports.

Timeskip progression form will deal with that.

[Blade Master Model 42]

Man, I finally get on, and not only did I get critted without a chance to dodge, Haspen moved me to the wrong fucking tile. I should be one to the right, and unless pillars take three move instead of two, I sure as hell could have moved there.

I hate that kind of bullshit.