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Derick the Swordmaster of Doom

Gregor the Tanky Stab-Sentinel

[CrimsonEon]

: "So apparently kabobs are bits of meat and vegetables on a stick! Here Olison, I got one for you too!"

: "Are you daft?! I'm telling you they're probably onto our every move! I wouldn't be surprised if those Kebabs were-"
: "Wait, is that chicken? *chomp* Damn it, my one weakness. *chew* Well played, old Duke, well played."

[freeformschooler]

Oh, hey there, OOC thread. Another ordinary night, I see.

[Sirus]

Well, with Haspen a-slumber we've gotta do something to keep ourselves amused

[Xanmyral]

Considering Sal is technically a traitor, a murderer, a deserter, and possibly a rebel in the eyes of some of Berebia, I can't help but imagine him not being that happy to be there either.

Sounds like Olison and Salvatore will get along on account of 'Man, Berebia is really screwed up.'

Yeah, he has some Anti-Berebia gears turning in him, gained for the most part because he was a part of the screwed-up part of Berebia for a while.

Also, man I love late night OOC.

[SeriousConcentrate]

"Did you know you can make kebabs with pieces of chocolate and more importantly marshmallows? It's like all I ever eat, but you have to heat it over a fire a little bit first so they get a bit melty. Luckily I have the metabolism of a hummingbird..."

[Sirus]

: "My father had a similar idea. Take chocolate and a roasted marshmallow and put them between two squares of thin hardtack."

[SeriousConcentrate]

"Sounds pretty good. You'd still need to heat it up a bit though. Damn do I love hot chocolate and melty marshmallows."

[Sirus]

: "Hey Chris, I was wondering. Do you really have no soul? Sometimes it doesn't seem that way."

[SeriousConcentrate]

"I really don't. It was probably sold to the Cult of the Marshmallow."

"I only have five expressions for a reason, y'know. The guy playing me is clearly a lazy ass who's using the lack of soul as an out not to do any capable of making more if he wanted to."

[Sirus]

: "Well, it doesn't hold up very well in my mind. I mean, soulless people aren't capable of emotion, right? Yet I've seen the way you talk about Ami - something's going on there. And you love chocolate, which only the most evil and heartless of individuals are capable of hating."

: "My theory is that you were drugged up and used in some bizarre but mostly-harmless cult ritual which left you emotionally scarred. Either that or the crossed-out text in your last sentence."

[Praefectus Screptum]

"I guess he just sold his soul for marshmallows."

[SeriousConcentrate]

"You mean that loud censorship bleep? Those are hilarious. As for the rest, I imagine he has some sort of character arc in mind. It's probably better than his original ideas."

"I'm not at liberty to speak about those."

"And I may like chocolate... but like Tantallos just observed, I LOVE MARSHMALLOWS. You better believe if there's only one left and I have to mow down an orphan to get it that kid's going to be shoved in the mud every time."

[Sirus]

: "Ugh, character arcs. The guy playing me has several in mind, and most involve some sort of 'family drama'. Apparently the last-born child can't simply have a decent home life, noooo."

: "And, um, marshmallows are nice and all, but I don't think I'd push a child down for one."

[Powder Miner]

:"Oh man, character arcs. Don't get me started on character arcs."

[Praefectus Screptum]

"No character arcs, lets just offer some sacrifices to the Plague Dragon."