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[GreatWyrmGold]

Why not.

Go to the guy.
"Hey, you okay? Should I send you to the company psychiatrist or something?"
Defend self if when attacked.

...This just seems like the kind of company to have a company psychiatrist.

[Darvi]

Clearly, that's not going to work. Move somewhere less noisy. Like HR.

[penguinofhonor]

Turn 20
^{<- Turn 19 | Turn 21 ->}

"WELL FUCK YOU TOO JACKIE!"
Bash its head in with the PIPE of VENGEANCE

6. You slam your pipe down on the zombie with a mighty shout, dealing 5 damage. It falls to the ground, seemingly immobilized by the force of the blow.

Bid them good day and run off.

6. You duck under Paul's arms as he reaches for you and stab him, dealing 2 damage and 1 bleeding. But your knife sticks in his arm and you don't have time to retrieve it. You flee the room unarmed and head to Finance to hide.

Over-extend Kleinsman's elbow.

1. You grab Kleinsman's right arm but fail to notice his left one, which he pulls back in preparation to punch you. (2, 3) But Payne stumbles and falls on top of him, harmlessly knocking the three of you apart.

Go to the guy.
"Hey, you okay? Should I send you to the company psychiatrist or something?"
Defend self if when attacked.

3. You approach the guy. "Hey," you ask. "Are you okay?"

He turns around and stares at you for a good five seconds before responding. "I can't feel you. It's gone. We can't feel it."

He grabs your hand and presses his palm into yours. You feel metal, as if he was holding a coin or something in his palm, but it's continuous with his skin. He looks shocked. "You can't... interface." He then turns away from you, shaking and mumbling to himself again.

Clearly, that's not going to work. Move somewhere less noisy. Like HR.

6. You head to HR, turn a corner without looking, and practically trip and fall into a fistfight. Man, you thought this was over. It's Mr. Kleinsman, that crazy Nix guy from Law, and the alcoholic guy Payne from HR, but he really doesn't look well. Maybe he started drinking fertilizer after his scotch ran dry.

Status
Time - 10:00 AM Tuesday Febuary 5 2013

Spoiler: Darvi (click to show/hide)

Name: Ronald X. Brooke
10/10 HP
Department: IT
Location: 11th floor - HR
Inventory: 2 bags of potato chips, paper airplane
Abilities: Troubleshoot

Spoiler: scapheap (click to show/hide)

Name: Clair R. King
6/10 HP
Department: Finance
Location: 11th floor - Finance
Inventory: Slice of chocolate cake, teacup, 4 teabags
Abilities: Accounting Degree
Status: Being grappled by Paul H. Divine

Spoiler: borno (click to show/hide)

Name: Jake T. Hallenstein
9/10 HP
Department: HR
Location: 14th floor - South
Weapon: Pipe of Vengeance
Inventory: Flash drive
Abilities: Sadism

Spoiler: NRDL (click to show/hide)

Name: Jeremiah S. Nix
8/10 HP
Department: Law
Location: 11th floor - HR
Inventory: Ham sandwich, police report
Abilities: Skimmer

Spoiler: GreatWyrmGold (click to show/hide)

Name: Aiden Brack Carlson
10/10 HP
Department: IT
Location: 11th floor - IT
Inventory: Empty
Abilities: Troubleshoot, one arm

NPCs

Spoiler: Jon H. Kleinsman (click to show/hide)

5/10 HP
Department: Admin
Location: 11th floor - HR
Inventory: ?
Abilities: Admin Ego

Spoiler: Max D. Payne, Plant Zombie (click to show/hide)

8/8 HP
Department: HR
Location: 11th floor - HR
Weapon: Broken bottle
Inventory: Empty
Abilities: Cybernetic modifications required

Spoiler: Billy Mayfly (click to show/hide)

Department: Executive
Location: 14th floor - North
10/10 HP
Weapon: The Mayfly Blade
Inventory: ?
Abilities: Highest Ranking, legendary swordsman

Spoiler: Jackie A. Montgomery (click to show/hide)

Department: IT
Location: 14th floor - North
10/10 HP
Abilities: Troubleshoot

Spoiler: Plant Zombie B (click to show/hide)

3/8 HP
Department: ?
Location: 14th floor - South
Inventory: Empty
Abilities: Cybernetic modifications required, thorny arms

[scapheap]

Find a new weapon

[GreatWyrmGold]

"...What the Abyss was that? Maybe I should head to the psych..."

Find somewhere less crazy to go.

[NRDL]

Get up, and kick Kleinsman in the face until he dies.

If I win, I'm really hoping I get a new skill point in unarmed combat. 

[Darvi]

On one hand, I really should do something about this. On the other, I don't like being hurt.

... I'll just keep watching, I guess.

[penguinofhonor]

Turn 21
^{<- Turn 20 | Turn 22 ->}

Find a new weapon

2. For some reason, there's nothing dangerous in accounting. You even consider using a stapler, but someone seems to have taken them all.

"...What the Abyss was that? Maybe I should head to the psych..."

Find somewhere less crazy to go.

3. You avoid IT since it seems someone threw a printer through a window there, and instead decide to go to Law. But you hear distant crazed mumbling and look over your shoulder. The strange guy seems to be following you at a distance.

Get up, and kick Kleinsman in the face until he dies.

4. You kick him for 2 damage, (1) and Payne tries to help you but trips over a shark fin and misses uselessly.

On one hand, I really should do something about this. On the other, I don't like being hurt.

... I'll just keep watching, I guess.

1. For some reason, you cannot resist joining the fight. You decide to beat on Mr. Kleinsman, partially because it looks like he's losing and partially because this one time he called your request for a new copier "wasteful and frivolous". (5) You leap kick into the cubicle and then into his face for 2 damage. If you were paying more attention to Nix, you'd see that he's quite relieved to have an ally besides a rather clumsy zombie.

"Brooke? Why are you helping him? You're fired too!" He feebly punches you for 1 damage.

Whack the zombie again!

2. You miss. (5) The zombie scratches back at you for 0 damage and 1 bleeding.

Status
Time - 10:05 AM Tuesday Febuary 5 2013

Spoiler: Darvi (click to show/hide)

Name: Ronald X. Brooke
9/10 HP
Department: IT
Location: 11th floor - HR
Inventory: 2 bags of potato chips, paper airplane
Abilities: Troubleshoot

Spoiler: scapheap (click to show/hide)

Name: Clair R. King
6/10 HP
Department: Finance
Location: 11th floor - Finance
Inventory: Slice of chocolate cake, teacup, 4 teabags
Abilities: Accounting Degree
Status: Being grappled by Paul H. Divine

Spoiler: borno (click to show/hide)

Name: Jake T. Hallenstein
8/10 HP
Department: HR
Location: 14th floor - South
Weapon: Pipe of Vengeance
Inventory: Flash drive
Abilities: Sadism

Spoiler: NRDL (click to show/hide)

Name: Jeremiah S. Nix
8/10 HP
Department: Law
Location: 11th floor - HR
Inventory: Ham sandwich, police report
Abilities: Skimmer

Spoiler: GreatWyrmGold (click to show/hide)

Name: Aiden Brack Carlson
10/10 HP
Department: IT
Location: 11th floor - Law
Inventory: Empty
Abilities: Troubleshoot, one arm

NPCs

Spoiler: Jon H. Kleinsman (click to show/hide)

1/10 HP
Department: Admin
Location: 11th floor - HR
Inventory: ?
Abilities: Admin Ego

Spoiler: Max D. Payne, Plant Zombie (click to show/hide)

8/8 HP
Department: HR
Location: 11th floor - HR
Weapon: Broken bottle
Inventory: Empty
Abilities: Cybernetic modifications required

Spoiler: Loan Shark (click to show/hide)

It has the head of a lamprey, the body of a shark, and the cold heart of a lawyer. Its skin is made of fine print that scrolls as the it moves.
Department: Law
Location: 11th floor - HR
5/5 HP
Attacks: Lunge
Abilities: Attorney at Maw, Legally Tender, Slippery (fuck you I ran out of puns)

Spoiler: Billy Mayfly (click to show/hide)

Department: Executive
Location: 14th floor - North
10/10 HP
Weapon: The Mayfly Blade
Inventory: ?
Abilities: Highest Ranking, legendary swordsman

Spoiler: Jackie A. Montgomery (click to show/hide)

Department: IT
Location: 14th floor - North
10/10 HP
Abilities: Troubleshoot

Spoiler: Plant Zombie B (click to show/hide)

3/8 HP
Department: ?
Location: 14th floor - South
Inventory: Empty
Abilities: Cybernetic modifications required, thorny arms

[NRDL]

Throttle Kleinsman to death. 

[borno]

"Right in the blood!"
Kill it!

[scapheap]

Go to another Department and look there for a weapon

[Darvi]

Uh yeah, Nix got this. Maybe punch Kleinsman if he's not dead by then. Prick.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Casually wander towards the psychiatrist.

[Darvi]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Somebody rolled a 1, and I know who :3

[GreatWyrmGold]

Payne?