"When Billy Mayfly presses the Close Door button on an elevator, the door actually closes immediately."--Office rumor
Turn 17<- Turn 16 | Turn 18 ->Group Event: LandingThe whole building's intercom turns on, something that only usually happens during fire drills. "Billy Mayfly here. I'm about to save this company." His voice is irritatingly monotonous. "Anybody caught conspiring or cooperating with outside forces will be fired immediately. Charges will be filed against you. As for any of those forces, I know what you're trying to do, and I won't allow it."
Nonchallantly walk towards my cubicle/office and try to look innocent.
3. You walk back into IT only to realize that elevator stuff was probably the least boring thing you could be doing right now.
Yeah! Success!
"Good job! Now we just gotta get this shit open..."
Try again! Don't hit self this time though.
4. You pry the elevator door open. Luckily it's empty. It would have sucked if someone was stuck in there.
You step in and Jackie follows, then you press the 1 button and the elevator doors close. It starts moving downward, stops after half a floor, then starts moving upward again. Jackie looks at the laptop. "Someone's overriding it. It's an executive level command."
The elevator rises further than you've been before, eventually stopping and opening up to show the roof. The gray helicopter has landed on the roof, but you can't see that because a man in a gray suit holding a gray sword quickly steps in the elevator and shuts the doors. It's Billy Mayfly.
"Ah, the customary greeting party," he says. "Unfortunately I don't have time for caviar right now. I assume you heard my announcement."
You reach for the elevator button but he beats you to it, hitting 14. "You two wouldn't mind helping me for a bit?" You're silent for a moment as you attempt to think of an excuse. "It could be very beneficial to your career," he continues. "I know you've wanted more time to work on your jams, Jake. And that you're polishing up your resume for grad school, Jackie."
You reach the 14th floor and the elevator doors open. The hallway near the elevators is overrun by vines with glowing copper-colored stripes running down their length. They twitch towards you as they grow. Billy Mayfly steps out into the hallway. "So, what'll it be?"
Throw fire extinguisher at Kleinsman then beat him to death with my bare hands.
2. The extinguisher hits the wall behind him. You're pretty sure it was still intimidating. (5) You reconsider punching him after that announcement, but decide that "happen to be punching the smae person as" the zombie doesn't mean you're "conspiring or cooperating with" him and hit him. Unfortunately, you do 0 damage.
Kleinsman is still outraged by your treason and (6) punches back harder, dealing 2 damage. "You're more than fired. You're going to rot in jail for the rest of your life."
Payne attempts to shut his old boss up (5) and connects, but deals 0 damage as well. He's a tough old man, that's for sure.
Stab the hanger on and start slashing.
"Get away!"
2. You neither break his (hereafter referred to as his actual name, Paul H. Divine) grapple nor hit him with the knife. He punches you for 1 damage.
Another of Lindeman's flock, Maria A. Virginia, tries to grab onto you as well (3) but fails.
Kleinsman walks up to you and tries to take your knife (1) but only grabs the blade and cuts himself on it, dealing himself 3 damage plus 2 bleeding. He fights back tears as he wraps a paper towel around his hand.
Take copier to where the old one was, set it up, and preemptively cause a paper jam. Somebody's gonna make it happen anyways, so I might as well make it so I can easily fix it.
5. The copier is now slammed and jammed. Mostly jammed. You can easily
remove the jam as a free action, but it would be rather difficult for anyone who doesn't know how.
StatusTime - 9:45 AM Tuesday Febuary 5 2013
Name: Ronald X. Brooke
10/10 HP
Department: IT
Location: 11th floor - IT
Inventory: 2 bags of potato chips, paper airplane
Abilities:
TroubleshootName: Clair R. King
9/10 HP
Department: Finance
Location: 11th floor - Break Room
Weapon:
Ritual bladeInventory: Slice of chocolate cake, teacup, 4 teabags
Abilities:
Accounting DegreeStatus: Being grappled by Paul H. Divine
Name: Jake T. Hallenstein
9/10 HP
Department: HR
Location: 14th floor - Elevator
Weapon:
Iron BarInventory: Empty
Abilities:
SadismName: Jeremiah S. Nix
8/10 HP
Department: Law
Location: 11th floor - HR
Inventory: Ham sandwich,
police reportAbilities:
SkimmerName: Aiden Brack Carlson
10/10 HP
Department: IT
Location: 11th floor - IT
Inventory: Empty
Abilities:
Troubleshoot,
one armNPCs
10/10 HP
Department: Admin
Location: 11th floor - HR
Inventory: ?
Abilities:
Admin Ego10/10 HP
Department: IT
Location: 11th floor - Break Room
Inventory: ?
Abilities:
TroubleshootStatus: Grappling Clair R. King
6/10 HP (1 bleeding)
Department: Law
Location: 11th floor - Break Room
Inventory: ?
Abilities:
SkimmerDepartment: HR
Location: 11th floor - Break Room
5/10 HP
Abilities:
SadismDepartment: Finance
Location: 11th floor - Break Room
10/10 HP
Abilities:
Accounting DegreeDepartment: Executive
Location: 14th floor - Elevator
10/10 HP
Weapon:
The Mayfly BladeInventory: ?
Abilities:
Highest Ranking,
legendary swordsmanDepartment: IT
Location: 14th floor - Elevator
10/10 HP
Abilities:
Troubleshoot
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Topic: Mayfly Acquisitions: Turn 1413 (Read 59407 times)