Turn 10<- Turn 9 | Turn 11 ->Find a map of the floor.
6. There was actually a map next to the fire extinguisher. It has the fire stuff listed near Kleinsman's office, which is in the south center of the building right between - huh, that's odd. This map has the floor's departments listed as Finance, Biotech Support, Marketing, and Law. But you know Marketing is down on 8th and you've never even heard of Biotech Support.
Pretend to be dead so He will leave me alone.
4. You manage to look unconscious, which is what you are. It's probably not going to be much help.
Jake looks to Max, to see why he's being s--HOLY SHIT LOAN SHARK!
"Don't worry! I'll lower the bar on this thing!"
Whack the shark off of Max.
Always happy to help a friend, you whack at the shark and (2+1) hit Max instead, dealing 2 damage to him. Uh, he's clearly
pretending to not be breathing.
Lindeman also notices the shark. He staggers back. "You... you've summoned a demon! You're too powerful." He runs towards the break room. "I need holy water!"
The shark detaches from its prey and glares at you. It then shakes its head and dives back into the carpet.
Go back to my desk and sleep
4. You head back to accounting and doze off at your desk. You dream of one of your coworkers, Nix, you think. He's sneaking around near the cubicles. You see yourself walking up behind him. Before he can turn around you pull a knife on him, stab him in the kidney, then twist the knife in the wound. He falls to the ground while you lick the blood off the blade.
That's the punishment for escaping, a foreign voice says.
Mayfly employees can't escape.Go to the cafeteria and buy a sammich. There might me other people having the same idea, but compared to the usual commotion during lunch breaks that would be nothing. Better get lunch before the queue spans the entire length of the building.
6. The cafeteria is on the first floor and you know it's not possible to leave the floor right now, so instead you decide to head to the vending machines in the break room instead. You put in a buck, select a bag of your favorite chips. The machine dispenses them. Then it dispenses another. And another.
It does this ten times, and keeps trying to dispense them but it's all out of chips. You pocket all the chips and sneak out of the break room.
Name: Aiden Brack Carlson
Description: One-armed. He also has large, pale blue eyes and very short, thick, red hair; is short and broad-shouldered; intelligent but distractible; and cynical, because all anyone seems to notice is that his left arm is missing from the elbow down. Among other reasons.
Department: IT
Where do I see myself in 5 years: Driven insane by peoples' petty problems, or else promoted to a position I'm not good at.
Lunch: Sandwich, fruit, some water from the drinking fountain.
Up until this point you've been diligently answering tech issues despite the power outage. But one of your co-workers has been bothering you for about half an hour now about borrowing your cubicle for a bit since theirs is unpowered, and you've finally given in. Whatever, you needed a break anyways.
StatusTime - 9:10 AM Tuesday Febuary 5 2013
Name: Ronald X. Brooke
10/10 HP
Department: IT
Inventory: 11 bags of potato chips, paper airplane
Abilities:
TroubleshootName: Clair R. King
10/10 HP
Department: Finance
Inventory: Turkey sandwich, slice of chocolate cake, teacup, 4 teabags
Abilities:
Accounting DegreeName: Jake T. Hallenstein
5/10 HP
Department: HR
Weapon:
Iron BarInventory: Empty
Abilities:
SadismName: Jeremiah S. Nix
10/10 HP
Department: Law
Weapon:
Fire extinguisherInventory: Ham sandwich,
police reportAbilities:
SkimmerName: Aiden Brack Carlson
10/10 HP
Department: IT
Inventory: Roast beef sandwich, apple
Abilities:
Troubleshoot,
one arm
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Topic: Mayfly Acquisitions: Turn 1413 (Read 58952 times)