Now we just need...
Oh, wait, we have everyone.
TURN V - heads everyone wins.
Alistairs Brown {H}
{HH} the guard is totally fooled by his star performance and leaves. Maybe he was some sort of actor or something?
Pete Swimmer {H}
{TT} he's kind of chained to the floor...
[TH] his interrogator acts as if he's going to launch another kick, but refrains.
{H}
{TH}
Zzzzzzzzzz.....
Krakha {H}
{TT} the agony of his broken toe is too much and the Orc falls to the floor in pain.
The guard [HT] gets up groggily.
The hurt guard [HH] grabs the dagger and stabs at Krakha {FTD-HH} who somehow rolls out of the way.
Garry Blob {H}
{TT} being rusty with the common tounge, he talks to the guards! They move to attack him!
Strange, Garry could swear that "your mother was a [CENSORED]ING [CENSORED]" translated as "please don't kill me". Strange.
[HH] the guards pretty much stomp the peices flat.
{HT} Garry desperately tries to stay alive, but is kinda stomped flat. Somehow the last globule retains consiousness.
Todd McDunf {T}
{TT} the Halfling gets up.
Player: Scapheap
Race: Deathclaw
Age: 40
Bio: unknown.
------ killed interrogator's parents in full view of multiple witnesses
Inventory: prison clothes, bowl of prison food, collar.
Status: being kicked. Chained to floor of interrogation room.
Wounds: broken nose!
Player: Spaghetti7
Race: Halfling
Age: 56
Bio: unknown
Inventory: Prison clothes, bowl of lembas bread, handful of tasty-looking mushrooms.
Status: Awake again.
Player: Darvi
Race: human
Age: 28
Bio: Unknown.
------ Blues singer?
------ Actor?
Inv: Prison clothes, bowl of bland gruel, KEEEEYYYYSSSS!
Status: the guard has left! Time to leave!
Player: KilaKan
Race: Ork
Age: 14
Bio: Krahka always enjoyed cracking, smashing and bashing things. Eventually though you're gonna end up cracking something that someone likes, or someone someone likes as is the case. In that case you'd end up in jail. What Krahka couldn't figure out though was why prison was supposed to be so bad, you got delicious gruel and people were generally violent and angry. Seemed like ork paradise, except you know... the confinement sucked.
Inventory:prison clothes, bowl of gruel
Wounds: Broken toe!
Status: rolling on floor in pain.
Player: borno
Race: Tiny globule of a blob
Age: 1008
Bio: Garry was just your average monster, terrorising the local townsfolk, before some 'Hero' came and put him in jail.
Inventory: prison clothes, bowl of slime
Wounds: Stomped flat and Even more Neatly Sliced!
Status: lying on floor of corridor in one peice.
Player: GreatWyrmGold
Race: Anomalous Dwarf
Age: ??
Bio: Urist? woke up a few days ago with amnesia and doesn't know what happened. He was brought to prison for "containment."
Status: ssshhh! He's sleeping!