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[Zephyr]

Race: Batshit Insane Human
Age: 23
Bio: Trust me on this: you don't wanna know. Urist? Don't tell him. You shouldn't have told me, but you did, and now I'm telling you, you don't wanna know!
Inventory: (prison pants,straightjacket, empty bowl of soup.[Eaten. wears it like a hat])
Action: Obligitory maniacal laugh (or wake up... whichever comes first){T}

Edit: WOO! WAITLIST! o,o

[Spaghetti7]

Give up on the feckin' idiot next door. Start screaming for food or something until someone turns up. [T]

[TopHat]

Now we just need Borno's turn

[borno]

... Luckily all blobs have regenerative abilities! {T}

[TopHat]

*gets halfway through the turn*
Oh, wait, we need kilakan as well.

[kilakan]

Take the dagger and stick the second guard.  Then go back to finish the first.  "By the way guys, orcs do everything to the death when we get the chance, sorry no one ever told you."

[Spaghetti7]

Take the dagger and stick the second guard.  Then go back to finish the first.  "By the way guys, orcs do everything to the death when we get the chance, sorry no one ever told you."

Heads or tails?

[TopHat]

Take the dagger and stick the second guard.  Then go back to finish the first.  "By the way guys, orcs do everything to the death when we get the chance, sorry no one ever told you."

Heads or tails?

Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you it defaults on edge. So try to remember to put your choice in.

[kilakan]

sorry [H], though next time can I get a default of Dove instead?

[TopHat]

*completes turn*
*select all*
*now press copy*
*Y*
*breaks down crying*

[Spaghetti7]

*completes turn*
*select all*
*now press copy*
*Y*
*breaks down crying*

Aw. I feel for you man, that sucks.

[kilakan]

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/lazarus-form-recovery/
You have no idea how many times this has saved my ass from that.  There's also a chrome version that you can get.  But yeah that really does suck

[GreatWyrmGold]

*completes turn*
*select all*
*now press copy*
*Y*
*breaks down crying*

*pats TopHat on the back*
Next time, see if ctrl-Z works. It couldn't make things worse.

[TopHat]

TUN IV MKIII - FINALLY!

Pete Swimmer: {H}
{TT} "NO! It was you! I saw you doing it! Everyone saw you do it!
he kicks Pete in the face! Hard! Something snaps! Wound get - Pete Swimmer - broken nose!

Alistairs Brown {T} 
{TH} he manages to get the keys. No telikinisis though.
{TH} he hears a guard coming, who will get here next turn.

{T}
{HH} zzzzzzZZZZZZZZ

Todd McDunf {T}
{HH} but the snoozing sounds so... rythmic! Todd feels an earnest desire to lie down and sleep!
{HH} zzzzzzzzzz.....

Garry Blob {T}
{HT} no regen abilities. Sorry.
[HT] the guards stop for a breather.
{TH} the Blob still clings to life!

Krakha {H}
{TT} he trips, dropping the dagger on his foot! Wound - Krakha - Broken Toe!
[HH] the unmaimed guard faints
[HT] the guard with the broken arm writhes in agony
{HT} fortunately, no-one appear to have heard the commotion.

Spoiler: Pete Swimmer, murderer (click to show/hide)

Player: Scapheap
Race: Deathclaw
Age: 40
Bio: unknown.
------ killed interrogator's parents in full view of multiple witnesses
Inventory: prison clothes, bowl of prison food, collar.
Status: being kicked
Wounds: broken nose!

Spoiler: Todd McDunf (click to show/hide)

Player: Spaghetti7
Race: Halfling
Age: 56
Bio: unknown
Inventory: Prison clothes, bowl of lembas bread, handful of tasty-looking mushrooms.
Status: Asleep

Spoiler: Allistairs(sic) Brown (click to show/hide)

Player: Darvi
Race: human
Age: 28
Bio: Unknown.
------ Blues singer?
Inv: Prison clothes, bowl of bland gruel, KEEEEYYYYSSSS!
Status: Oh noes! Guard coming!

Spoiler: Krakha (click to show/hide)

Player: KilaKan
Race: Ork
Age: 14
Bio: Krahka always enjoyed cracking, smashing and bashing things.  Eventually though you're gonna end up cracking something that someone likes, or someone someone likes as is the case.  In that case you'd end up in jail.  What Krahka couldn't figure out though was why prison was supposed to be so bad, you got delicious gruel and people were generally violent and angry.  Seemed like ork paradise, except you know... the confinement sucked.
Inventory:prison clothes, bowl of gruel
Wounds: Broken toe!
Status: trying to fight his way to freedom.

Spoiler: Garry Blob (click to show/hide)

Player: borno
Race: Blob
Age: 1008
Bio: Garry was just your average monster, terrorising the local townsfolk, before some 'Hero' came and put him in jail.
Inventory: prison clothes, bowl of slime
Wounds: Even more Neatly Sliced!
Status: lying on floor of corridor in pieces

Spoiler: ??? (click to show/hide)

Player: GreatWyrmGold
Race: Anomalous Dwarf
Age: ??
Bio: Urist? woke up a few days ago with amnesia and doesn't know what happened. He was brought to prison for "containment."
Status: ssshhh! He's sleeping.

((next up, update RtRedshirt))

[Darvi]

Hide keys in prison clothing. Act naturally, i.e., miserably. {H}