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[Max White]

You can say anything without proof.

You can? Oh cool!
Hey did you know that vaccinations cause autism?

[javierpwn]

You can say anything without proof.

You can? Oh cool!
Hey did you know that vaccinations cause autism?

I thought they gave people Heart Attacks....

[misko27]

You can say anything without proof.

You can? Oh cool!
Hey did you know that vaccinations cause autism?

I thought they gave people Heart Attacks....

It causes both.

Besides, everyone knows the main problem with the "theory" of maryland. the fact that the government is SOO close to it, one would expect it to be important. And yet? Nothing ever happens. When is the last time you heard of something from maryland making the news? Because it doesn't. the reason maryland is so close is that Washington DC is overseeing what their building their.

I'm putting my bet on alien sanctuary.

[fqllve]

You can't fool me mister government agent. You're just part of the coverup.

As a Nebraskan I counter with this:

What possible reason could anyone have for pretending Nebraska exists? "Yknow Clyde, I don't think we have enough imaginary soy farms."

Maryland on the other hand. What's a Maryland even? And I'm pretty sure if it actually existed it'd be in Israel anyway.

[PanH]

I'm putting my bet on alien sanctuary.

That's like saying there's no Luna. We all know that. But what more ?

[mainiac]

As someone in Maryland I can attest that there are many aliens here.  I've seen them on many occasions and was once taken into one of their crafts.  Do people in other states not commonly encounter aliens?

[Flying Dice]

As someone in Maryland I can attest that there are many aliens here.  I've seen them on many occasions and was once taken into one of their crafts.  Do people in other states not commonly encounter aliens?

mainiac, that's just the story they planted in your mind after applying the amnesiacs. Now, what do you remember about the laboratory.

[mainiac]

I remember the leader took out all these knives and probes and stuff and then we dissected fetal pigs.  You meant my high school biology laboratory, right?

[misko27]

You can't fool me mister government agent. You're just part of the coverup.

As a Nebraskan I counter with this:

What possible reason could anyone have for pretending Nebraska exists? "Yknow Clyde, I don't think we have enough imaginary soy farms."

Maryland on the other hand. What's a Maryland even? And I'm pretty sure if it actually existed it'd be in Israel anyway.

Simple. During the Cuban missile crisis, the russians nuked it to a flat glassy plain, and the americans didn't care because, nebraska. Now it's ruled by a rpublican-leaning warlord who falsifies all media comming out of Nebraska.

[Nilik]

Is this some sort of joke that only people in the US understand?
Kind of like debating if Tasmania should be classified as a dump or a prison?

3 pages late, but Tasmania is clearly a giant brewery.

[scriver]

Nah, my best friend had an internship in Omaha, and I've been to geek reunions in Maryland.

But what about Rhode Island?

Rhode Island's a lie. Isn't it suspicious that the only fact that has ever been known about it is that it's the smallest state in the Union? If it's nonexistant, of course it's the smallest.

GlyphGryph claims to be from Rhode Island, but when pressured didn't know what Rhode Island Sauce was. Pretty incriminating, if you ask me.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

A teacher of mine suggested admitting Puerto Rico to the Union and removing Rhode Island, by way of turning it into the world's largest amusement park.

[Darvi]

My brother claims knowing somebody who's been to Bielefeld. The conspirators are everywhere!

[Skyrunner]

Hmm, I see that attention has successfully been diverted to the US.

* Skyrunner gets to work in Asia

[Heron TSG]

Jokes aside, I have honestly never met anyone from Maryland, and I don't remember any actual news from there. I might need to take a trip there someday, just to check.