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[FearfulJesuit]

Nah, my best friend had an internship in Omaha, and I've been to geek reunions in Maryland.

But what about Rhode Island?

Rhode Island's a lie. Isn't it suspicious that the only fact that has ever been known about it is that it's the smallest state in the Union? If it's nonexistant, of course it's the smallest.

[Blargityblarg]

Nah, my best friend had an internship in Omaha, and I've been to geek reunions in Maryland.

But what about Rhode Island?

Rhode Island's a lie. Isn't it suspicious that the only fact that has ever been known about it is that it's the smallest state in the Union? If it's nonexistant, of course it's the smallest.

I hold the opposite theory. Alaska is just a gigantic painted backdrop up against the Canadian border.

[Max White]

I'm pretty sure that Canada is a lie. I mean seriously, could any human be that hairy? It is clearly a cover story for a big foot sanctuary.

[Zrk2]

I'm pretty sure that Canada is a lie. I mean seriously, could any human be that hairy? It is clearly a cover story for a big foot sanctuary.

Canadian here, your argument is flawed. We exist.

[Fenrir]

That’s just what you Canadians want us to think.

[Max White]

Canadian here, your argument is flawed. We exist.

That statement is proof of a conspiracy.

[Cthulhu]

The US government, maps of the United States, and 5.8 million people are all proof of Maryland's existence.
Washington D.C. is not a state though, so don't get that in your head.

The government's never given me good evidence, maps don't prove anything, and I've never seen any of these 5.8 million people you're talking about.

Anyway though, fake places like Maryland are small fry, why not talk about the big hoax?

[mainiac]

I think I'm the only bay12er from maryland.

I don't think it does. I mean, can you name anyone famous from Maryland?

Mainiac.

Okay, okay.  Steny Hoyer, I guess.

Oh hey, ninja flattery.

[Doomblade187]

Canadian here, your argument is flawed. We exist.

That statement is proof of a conspiracy.

I agree- there's a conspiracy afoot somewhere.

[mainiac]

Come to think of it most people I know from maryland come from out of state at some point in their lives...

[Muz]

I assure you that I'm from Maryland, so it exists.

[Karlito]

Anyway though, fake places like Maryland are small fry, why not talk about the big hoax?

As far as conspiracies go, this one is almost as good.

[Vattic]

So many disinfo agents .

[Flying Dice]

To be fair, I haven't met anyone from maryland though. My theory is that the government is building something there. Something BIG.

But not too big. It's only Maryland, after all.

[penguinofhonor]

I assure you that I'm from Maryland, so it exists.

Yeah, and I'm from Atlantis so it exists. You can say anything without proof.