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Ted Cruz

7 (6.5%)

Rick Santorum

16 (14.8%)

Michelle Bachmann

13 (12%)

Chris Christie

23 (21.3%)

Rand Paul

49 (45.4%)

Total Members Voted: 107

[Lord Shonus]

Eh. Opal's still crazier. Of course, she merely believes that God told her to take over as Mayor to replace Downtown Toledo with a rollercoaster, so she's less prominent, and less dangerous because all of the people she's trying to get to vote for her have to meet her in person, and you can practically smell the lunacy pouring off her.

[Descan]

I'm just imagining this guy has three baby seals that he named The People, The U.S. President, and The U.S. Supreme Court that he just picks up and places on some scrawls about these things he's "requested and obtained" on a napkin or the skin of his victims in his basement.

[SealyStar]

I'm just imagining this guy has three baby seals that he named The People, The U.S. President, and The U.S. Supreme Court that he just picks up and places on some scrawls about these things he's "requested and obtained" on a napkin or the skin of his victims in his basement.

I call "The U.S. Supreme Court" for my name.

[RedKing]

Rep. Crazy Dude got 5.2% of the vote in the Oklahoma primary yesterday.

He ran two years ago in the same district as a Democrat and got 20%. While raising and spending a whopping $508. He also doesn't even live in the district, apparently. 

According to official campaign finance filings, he raised....$50 this time around. And has debts of $7,426. Perhaps he can ask the android doppelganger who just beat him to help pay some of the cost.


Oooooooooklahoma, where the folks are crazy in the brain...

[FearfulJesuit]

Rep. Crazy Dude got 5.2% of the vote in the Oklahoma primary yesterday.

He ran two years ago in the same district as a Democrat and got 20%. While raising and spending a whopping $508. He also doesn't even live in the district, apparently. 


Oooooooooklahoma, where the folks are crazy in the brain...

Oklahoma was also the state where Barack Obama lost the 2012 Democratic primary. (Because Oklahoma is a highly rural state with a populist streak, it has more registered Democrats than Republicans from back when the Democrats were the party of Midwestern farmers. But it's arguably the most conservative state in the nation).

[Frumple]

To be fair to the voters, it probably says more about the quality of his opponents than any particular insanity among the constituency. I applaud his previous fiscal restraint, though. Current campaign could stand to reel in the debt spending, but he's probably doing better than most insofar as that goes. Other politicians should take note.

[Owlbread]

Spoiler: He looks absolutely fantastic (click to show/hide)

[FearfulJesuit]

Spoiler: He looks absolutely fantastic (click to show/hide)

Confirmed for Reptilian. Are they trying to discredit the few enlightened who are trying to expose them?

[Descan]

Spoiler: He looks absolutely fantastic (click to show/hide)

Head-canon is that Owlbread looks like this fellow.

[Owlbread]

Head-canon is that Owlbread looks like this fellow.

I really, really wish I did. I would truly make the most of it.

[FearfulJesuit]

Head-canon is that Owlbread looks like this fellow.

I really, really wish I did. I would truly make the most of it.

New avatar. Plz.

[Sheb]

I wish my GIMP-fu was good enough to shop his head into a loaf of bread.

[Frumple]

You poor, overachieving fool. All you need is love

Spoiler: Paint (click to show/hide)

E:

Spoiler: parasitic bread tie alternative (click to show/hide)

[scrdest]

Spoiler: He looks absolutely fantastic (click to show/hide)

Look at his eyes. Look at his goddamn eyes and tell me he doesn't have people, living or dead, locked in his basement.

[FearfulJesuit]

Immigration reform is, by common consensus, dead in the water.