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Ted Cruz

7 (6.5%)

Rick Santorum

16 (14.8%)

Michelle Bachmann

13 (12%)

Chris Christie

23 (21.3%)

Rand Paul

49 (45.4%)

Total Members Voted: 107

[Mictlantecuhtli]

PTW MSH's APM

[Helgoland]

I came for a flamewar, and all I got was bay12...

[Darvi]

I came for a flamewar, and all I got was bay12...

Don't mind if I do...

[mainiac]

Clearly I'm the man for the job, I was class president in third grade.

[Sheb]

Where is your birth certificate? Surely you're unfit to be poster-in-chief!

[Helgoland]

Can't we just smash our heads together until in the end the forumite with the biggest antlers wins?

[Sheb]

No, we should do it the traditional American way. Threaten to shut down the thread until we get what we want, then genocide a people and replace it with slaves.

[GlyphGryph]

I'm declaring myself De Facto owner of the thread, in the grand American Tradition.

And my orders are simple:

FearfulJesuit -
SHUT THE THREAD DOWN

Since I mentioned I would be doing this coup in the grand American tradition, please tell me which account to deposit this twenty dollars in, thanks. Make sure to plaster my name all over it, too!

[Mephansteras]

You can't just shut down a thread like that, Gryph! We have to have a long, drawn-out discussion that brings in panels of experts for us to listen to and throw out their findings first!

Oh, and a filibuster. Gotta have a few of those too.

[Baffler]

I feel then, that we should all watch this before we can continue this debate in good conscience.

[mainiac]

TRAITOROUS SCUM! I WILL NEVER GIVE UP!

Three score minus one week ago our fore-selves brought forth on this continent a new thread, conceived in rage and dedicated to the proposition that all flamewars are created equal.

Now we are engengaed in a great civil war, testing whether that thread, or any thread so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure.  Y'all bastards trying to shut this down and you suck.  I'm president of the thread now by the laws and random decisions of how this shit works and y'all can't do anything about it.

[Digital Hellhound]

Gentlemen, gentlemen! It's obvious you cannot control yourselves. I put forward the motion that all things America are given over to the EU for administration and safekeeping for the indefinite future! Prepare yourselves for free love, socialism, and the gentle iron fist of our occupation forces.

[mainiac]

"From whence shall we expect the approach of danger? Shall some trans-Atlantic military giant step the earth and crush us at a blow? Never. All the armies of Europe and Asia...could not by force take a drink from the Ohio River or make a track on the Blue Ridge in the trial of a thousand years. No, if destruction be our lot we must ourselves be its author and finisher. As a nation of free men we will live forever or die by suicide."

Remember kids, suicide before defeat.  Lincoln would be proud.

[WealthyRadish]

Remember kids, suicide before defeat.  Lincoln would be proud.

Sig'd

[mainiac]

http://www.unskewobamacare.com/

It seems that now that the enrollment period is closed 7 million people signed up through the exchanges, exactly matching the 7 million people originally projected to sign up.