While I know it is "well and good" (with sarcasm) that I would say such, but I was against all 3 laws, citing:
DMCA: this law provides no real effective defense against abuse by copyright holders for people that aren't media service providers. It has no protections for fair use, and has no real codified penalties to prevent spurious claims of infringement. I realize napster made the recording industry make brown stains as their asses choked on their BVDs, but by the same token, you are giving the people who were suing grandma just last year, increased power to sue, and increasing the duration of copyright ownership before entering the public domain by an additional 100 years. Seriously? How is this a good thing?
Patriot act: seriously, you want me to keep records on every user who uses my server, keep packet logs of all transactions, log all IP addresses, and all kinds of other invasive shit, because of what some low tech terrorists did with planes, box knives, and bombs? Perhaps you should re-focus that alarmism in a more constructive direction, like honestly evaluating why they felt vindicated in killing themselves to kill so many other people, in such a fashion. You know- like how we are constantly meddling in their affairs, rigging their elections, installing dictators, and shit? Do we really need to bring up the obvious McCarthy era type hysterionics this smacks of? Really? And you are serious about passing it? You KNOW that terrorism is a vehicle for affecting political change, in reaction to a horrific or terrifying event, right? That reacting in this fashion is what the terrorists want, and that the most sensible thing you could possibly do, is to deny them that? No? Ok, fine. Enjoy your stazi.
TSA: Oh look. The stazi are finally here, making sure I don't have seditious materials or terrorist toothpaste. God bless the USA, land of the brave and home of the free. Certainly I can spread my legs for you officer. ...Lower... Oh yeah, that's the spot. Keep up the good work. Oh, you want to police the highways and bus stations too? Sure! Can't be too careful these days!
For real. How could supposedly educated people NOT fucking see these things?