No, no, I'm enjoying this immensely. Even working with a right-leaning website, their OWN NUMBERS contradict the argument presented. I decided to crunch the numbers myself. Taking the spending and revenue numbers from that site (2009 estimated), and the 2010 Census Bureau numbers for population, I cranked out per-capita numbers, so that we can even sidestep the issue of spending vs. revenue. After all, the biggest welfare queen states shoud be those slimy-ass liberal ghettos right? Because we know they blow
our tax dollars on their handouts and expensive mass transit systems and subsidies for Esperanto operas and shit, right?
Top 10 States in Spending Per-Capita:1. District of Columbia ($87,228). Obviously, this is something of a special case. For one, most people who work in DC actually live in Alexandria or Arlington or Bethesda or Falls Church or what have you. The actual residential population of DC is pretty small. I've been to DC enough to know they're not exactly pimping it bling-bling over in Anacostia.
2. Alaska ($22,649). What? The land of self-sufficient, "we-don't-need-no-stinkin-Washington-pork-you-betcha", rugged
opportunists individualists like Sarah Palin?? Say it ain't so! Unfortunately, it is so. Beyond the cost of simply maintaining human habitation in the Arctic, all Alaskan residents receive a Federal stipend
just for living there. Made sense fifty years ago when nobody in their right mind would move to a chunk of land that was north of much of Canada. Doesn't make sense anymore.
3. Virginia ($21,982). As you'll see below, there's two main drivers of that: NoVa is basically the southern suburb of Washington DC. Second, Norfolk Naval Station, the largest naval base on the planet. It's kinda big, and it kinda costs a lot of money.
4. Hawaii ($20,304). As with Alaska, it costs a lot of money to maintain an American presence in a chunk of land thousands of miles away from the mainland. Also, another big naval base.
5. Maryland ($17,407). Like Virginia, it's largely an extension of DC. However,
there are some questions as to whether it actually exists.6. New Mexico ($15,117)
7. North Dakota ($13,391)
8. Massachusetts ($13,214)
9. Kansas ($12,907)
10. Wyoming ($12,758).
Oh dear, I'm afraid California, Illinois and New York (the Axis of Blue) aren't even in the list. In fact, they're 48th, 45th and 36th, respectively.
But wait, I hear you say! Military expenditures are skewing the numbers. After all, we shouldn't punish poor North Dakota for its critical Air Force installations, or Alaska for its NORAD bases, or Virginia for housing half the damn Navy!
And I agree. In the context of "which states are the real "leeches sucking on America's tits'" argument, we should exclude military spending. So I ran the same numbers with the non-defense spending figures (mind you, these are from the site Trollheiming linked).
Top 10 States for Non-Defense Spending Per Capita:1. District of Columbia ($78,663). Same logic still applies. Federal expenditures in DC are huge because by definition that's where the core of the Federal government operates.
2. Hawaii ($14,114). So there's definitely something other than Pearl Harbor driving the expenditures here. My guess would simply be that it takes a lot of money to build and maintain infrastructure on a clump of rocks 3000 miles out in the ocean. And it takes a lot of infrastructure to have anything other than grass huts and pineapple farms on said clump of rocks.
3. New Mexico ($13,578). Again, not sure of the reason underlying this, could be BIA expenditures since New Mexico has a huge chunk of its land in the form of reservations, and another sizeable chunk administered by the Department of Energy (Los Alamos), where some rather big-ticket projects tend to take place.
4. Alaska ($13,079). Okay, so it's not just NORAD driving that number.
5. Maryland ($13,027). Again, DC North. Without much extra population to spread out the cost.
6. Virginia ($12,502)
7. North Dakota ($12,145)
8. Wyoming ($11,948)
9. South Dakota ($11,393)
10. Montana ($11,305)
Where's our Axis of Blue now?
30. New York ($9,355)
37. Illinois ($8,615)
49. California ($7,693) -- note that California actually
dropped a spot once defense spending was removed, because that eliminates Naval Station San Diego, 29 Palms, Camp Pendleton, and a host of other smaller bases. California kinda has a big military presence. Freakin' liberals.
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!"Okay, so high-population states can spread their spending out so the low-population states are being punished. But those expenditures in barren wastelands like North Dakota, Alaska and Wyoming are
job creators and investments. And we know those folks work hard, not like the millions of lazy welfare bums in the big cities."
So, we shouldn't measure it against total revenue, because that would unfairly impact the little states. It would also unfairly impact the big states, because the net surplus/deficit would naturally be larger, even if it's just a 1% difference. So...let's look per capita.
Top 10 States by Per Capita Federal Revenues1. District of Columbia ($34,087). Y'know....when you have lots of government in a city, you have lots of lobbyists in a city. And law firms. And contracting firms. And high salaries. Which adds up to a lot of taxbase for the size. Again, this isn't the folks over in Anacostia, this is places like Georgetown.
2. Delaware ($17,483). Dela-what now?? There's not even anything IN Delaware! But apparently when Joe Biden talks about those hard-working blue-collar folks in his state, he ain't kidding.
3. Minnesota ($13,741). Apparently "Minnesota nice" includes paying your taxes.
4. Connecticut ($13,125)
5. New Jersey ($12,300)
6. Massachusetts ($11,040)
7. Rhode Island ($10,397)
8. New York ($9,980)
9. Arkansas ($9,613)
10. Nebraska ($9,466)
Let's see....what do #1 through #8 all have in common? Oh yeah, they're solidly LIBERAL states. For the record, Illinois is #12, California is #29.
Your bottom five?
47. Alabama ($4,519)
48. New Mexico ($4,507)
49. South Carolina ($4,436)
50. West Virginia ($3,483)
51. Mississippi ($3,374)
Yee-haw.
And just for shits and giggles, let's subtract spending from revenue per capita, and really see who the biggest Federal "freeloaders" are by state, shall we?
Turns out there are only four states that are net contributors to the Federal Treasury, and the fifth is a net wash.
Per-Capita Contribution/Deficit to the Federal Treasury1. Delaware (+$7,146)
2. Minnesota (+$4,451)
3. New Jersey (+$2,721)
4. Connecticut (+$616)
5. Illinois ($0)
Oh hey, look...I see Blue People.
New York? It's #6 with a -$82 deficit per capita.
California is #15 with a -$2,177 deficit per capita.
The worst offenders?
47. New Mexico (-$10,609)
48. Virginia (-$13,703)
49. Hawaii (-$14,774)
50. Alaska (-$15,153)
51. District of Columbia (-$53,141)
Okay, I know, I know....military spending shouldn't count because tanks don't pay taxes (although the soldiers manning them do). I'll re-reun the numbers excluding military spending.
Per-Capita Contribution/Deficit to the Federal Treasury (non-defense spending)1. Delaware
2. Minnesota
3. Connecticut
4. New Jersey
5. Nebraska
6. Texas
7. Illinois
8. New York
9. Ohio
10. Rhode Island
11. Colorado
12. Massachusetts
13. Arkansas
All thirteen are net contributors if you remove defense spending. California comes in at #14, with a -$582 deficit per capita. The adjusted bottom feeders?
47. Montana
48. West Virginia
49. Hawaii
50. New Mexico
51. District of Columbia
So there's an argument to be made that the Federal government itself isn't very good at providing funding to the Federal government. That's as patently obvious as it is patently pointless as an argument. It's like saying a bank doesn't get very many deposits from itself.
But the fact remains that when Mitt Romney or some other conservative defiantly says "I built that!", it was probably a blue-stater that paid for it.